Useless Things You Don’t Need To Know [via]
I tried the last one
^^^
I know one of these things is wrong.
The dod above a lowercase j is called a jot. The dot on the lowercase i is called an iota. It’s the crosspiece of the lowercase t that is called a tittle.
I know because I look this shit up. It’s in the dictionary, people.
My word nerdage has been avenged.
The way Tumblr is rigged at the moment means that once I respond to a submission or an ask, it’s gone from my inbox forever. So my options are:
1) just do one and hope I don’t forget I have two others to do by the next day [my memory is a shocking, shocking thing]
2) Do all prompts at once so that I actually don’t forget and maybe catch up a little on the days I’ve accidentally
Read more »I try to limit myself to one story a day (my wrists, they punish me) which is why I asked for one prompt at a time. I know it’s a pain in the arse to fill in the same form three times [The name/email thing should be an option if you don’t have a tumblr account] but it’s a literal pain in my anatomy to do three stories in one day.
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It was another reality bubble. Rael
Read more »I am a writer. I write stories. I like fanfic, but I’d love to write stuff that belongs in my pet universe, centered around Amalgam Station and a shapeshifter called Rael.
Time is literally money. The most common kind of species is saurian, but humans are everywhere.
They are the one species that has been universally declared insane.
Life is strange. It’s going to get stranger. Send a non-universe-specific prompt in my ask or submissions box and you&
Read more »We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
OR WOULD I?
Where is tumblr user pizza?? How did John Green show up before pizza on a pizza post?
Once again, modern technology matches my upcoming book.
Damn, I’m good.
Look for “Hevun’s Rebel” in my Smashwords profile. Coming soon!
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can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
yes
I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
I WOULD BUY THAT SHIRT
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
TAKE MY MONEY
(#00188)
“I’m no’ in the habit of cursin’ folks,” said Shayde. She was educating some younger folk who had made assumptions about magic in her general direction. “With magic, ye tend to get what ye give. Spread evil, get evil come to you. Spread good, luck leads yer path.“
Half of them had made disapproving faces at this. What was the point of magic if you couldn’t curse people who obviously deserved it?
"But,” said
Read more »Rebloggin for teh lolz
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Tarvek, Gil and Klaus with accompanying entourage, crashing mid-90’s rave parties aka Night At The Roxbury style.
[AN: I have no idea what Night At The Roxbury is, so I’m going to keep it down to three geniuses in search of an exit]
They knew things had changed. It was hard to miss. For starters, there was an unending klaxon. The space, what looked to be the shell of a gigantic clank maintenance shed, was filled, wall to
Read more »a cat walks into a bar
me..OW!!!
One for my Da ‘cause he loves horrible jokes like this.
Read more »Getting to a point when good enough, is really good enough. Insert a banana cream pie anywhere in the story, preferable eaten.
Rael had grown used to working hard. Not just working hard, but working smart, since his rest cycle decreed that his hours of usefulness were limited. He was so used to it that he almost flew into a panic the first morning that the Stations’ freelancer roster was empty.
He hadn’t woken too late. He had alarms
Read more »Wooo!
…now if only I could get you guys to buy the sucker…
Read more »More on Sara at TED talks.
She had her green skin out, this time. And a simple little black dress that was both flattering and demure.
“Some of you are here because you know me,” she began.
“WOOO!”
“Thankyou. Some of you have already decided everything they need to know about me. And I bet these are the words you thought.”
The slide behind her showed a word cloud. Biggest amongst them were “Mutie”
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Fraction and Ward bring you a new Image title: “Ody-C”
dudes, matt fraction is retelling the odyssey with gender swapped roles (all the dudes in the original story are now women and vice versa)
how frickin’ sweet is that?
Mother of god…
Give.
I think my Want-ometer exploded. Too many wants.
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