i just want a hug right now…
HEY LOSERS
HELP THIS KID OUT OR ELSE HE WILL PROBABLY END UP HOMELESS
IF YOURE IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HE NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY
IF YOU CANT HELP OUT IN THAT AREA AT THE VERY LEAST CLICK THE DONATE BUTTON ON HIS BLOG
COME OOOONNN……….
i have 1452 of you here, oNE OF YOU CAN HELP THIS KID OUT
he lives in san diego rn but in less than a day he will have nowhere to stay
so cOME THE FUCK ON pLEASE DO SOMETHING IF YOU CAN
Signal boost
(unfortunate real-life inspiration time!)
Considering how the aliens react to comparatively non-corrosive/hazardous materials, they must have either gone into DEFCON 1 or completely catatonic the first time a human vomited.
Other humans making sympathetic noises and cleaning up (*gasp* without even a hazard suit, the horror) while the aliens panic are completely optional
(No wonder the humans are insane, they’re full of hydrochloric acid strong enough to melt their own internal organs)
“We have lost spin,” said
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Reason #1:
Qwerty mistakes it for a hotdog. The condiment stains never wash out.
[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]
Dear diary,
Today was average. Go figure, seeing as I’m a technology guy, I was sent to the Hall Of Wires to do some repair work with the control panels. QWERTY kept me company.
He seemed to have a keen interest in my fedora.
Meef is doing the Thing!
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Whoops all ten of my fingers slipped
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Of course, some got the message more quickly than others
Lo-grav worlds are rarer than high-grav ones. For reasons that become quickly obvious the more one learns of physics and biology.
When low-gravity life evolves, it happens in artificial environments.
Which are also targets for scavengers.
The spider-people of H'nuf'ruf learned of humans through such expeditions. They never saw humans as dangerous, and
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Uncomfortable: “Can’t rightly say off'a the bat. Used'a be I’d get myself in a het about the squirt’s(Sahra’s) tryin'a talk. Reckon seein’ Mama angry is pretty much up thar. Uh. Of all of it, though? I reckon it were gettin’ picked out fer dum-dum duty after that bomb made me deaf. Weren’t pretty ‘nuff for being a pet. Weren’t useful
Read more »After all that depression news, yesterday, it was great to see you all laughing and having fun.
…I still kinda want to hug you all though…
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Pst!
Enjoy
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[AN: That’s practically a story on its own.]
Hannibal shrieked and hid his junk with the shower rose. And both hands. “What the hell, Will?”
“Sorry. It’s this place. It’s like I'm compelled to check the shower curtains for serial killers.”
“Well, there’s just me. Do you
Read more »Read more »When you are hurting, there will always be people who find a way to make it about themselves. If you break your wrist, they’ll complain about a sprained ankle. If you are sad, they’re sadder. If you’re asking for help, they’ll demand more attention.
Here is a fact: I was in a hospital and sobbing into my palms when a woman approached me and asked why I was making so much noise and I managed to stutter that
Everything was going swimmingly until someone pulled out a disco ball.
“The music’s nice and all, but there’s somethin’ missin’.”
“By now, I dare not ask,” deadpanned Rael. “Just accept that whatever it is is most definitely a bad idea and leave things alone for a change.”
“Aaaahh… What sort'a party would it be wi'out a disco ball?”
*
The answer to that question, especially with Meyahndans sharing
Read more »A gentle reminder that all three of these books are available for download at Smashwords.
Please buy the ones you can buy? And pick a price for One Year of Instants?
My ability to keep my software running kinda depends on sales. I have this way of killing computers…
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