InterNutter

Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

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to-kel-a-mockingbird: So guys, there's a text post going around about how this one person will write you a very short and bad fanfic in...

to-kel-a-mockingbird:

So guys, there’s a text post going around about how this one person will write you a very short and bad fanfic in your ask box based on the last few things you’ve reblogged, and it’s got like 120,000sth notes.
GUESS WHAT. I AM BORED AND WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU. AND IT WILL ACTUALLY GET DONE BC THIS POST DOES NOT HAVE 828737473884848 NOTES. GO GO GO I AM WAITING

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davidmichaelbennett: Ok, April Fool's Day is done. Steam Powered Giraffe is not switching all social streams to Instagram. Some people sent...

davidmichaelbennett:

Ok, April Fool’s Day is done.

Steam Powered Giraffe is not switching all social streams to Instagram.

Some people sent us angry earnest messages thinking it was true….we thought it was pretty transparent, but oh well. Joke successful? On second thought, it wasn’t really THAT humorous, although I did enjoy our fake new show schedule a bunch. :3 

Anywho, thank you for all the lovely personal messages you guys sent to me. I am glad you enjoyed watching

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So the monster in my head that hates me decided to entertain me with dread visions of threats to my family and legal trouble when I defend...

So the monster in my head that hates me decided to entertain me with dread visions of threats to my family and legal trouble when I defend them/myself

my chest hurts and my eyes are crunchy dried pain-orbs and I can’t fucking sleep

And SO is watching _Justified_ which contains some damn scary-arse-looking men. And closeups of their nightmarish mugs.

They look like fucking animatronics. It came from the uncanny valley

At least I have lots of kidvids to

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Things I do to entertain myself whilst writing

  • in-jokes
  • really obscure in-jokes
  • references to stuff I like
  • make alien names bastardisations of actual words
  • puns
  • picking names for characters from the entire histories of Doctor Who or Star Trek
  • picking names for characters that are the complete opposite of their personalities
  • going really close to an expected pattern and pulling away at the last instant
  • count how many words I have left before I can slope off and watch bad television
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WTF?

Ppl are reblogging my fanfic tests. Why?

If all goes well (IMO it should) It’ll be up on AO3 in four days. And after 4 days they’re gone.

Just… Why?

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Challenge #00464 - A089: The Trouble With ELFs

It sounds like Uplifts have a bit of a stigma attached to them- their origins were illegal, so they themselves are considered sort of dodgy.  Some further exploration of that, please?  After this long, they can’t be the only people to have experienced origins/modification for the use of others and had to fight their way up to ‘people’ status afterwards (super-soldier attempts, etc).  Perhaps there’s a ‘Lab-breds of the Galaxy Unite!’ sort of club for mutual support.

From the

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Challenge #00463 - A088: The Death of Gendered Clothing

http://beltaguise.tumblr.com/post/76801104188/fantasy-lizard-people-where-the-females-dont-have

Found another one

Tom Katt sidled up to the lizard lady at the bar. He thought he could tell by her buxom figure and elegantly-styled dress in Botanic Greens.

“Hey, there, beautiful,” he smoothed. “Can I buy a lovely lady such as yourself a drink? What’s your pleasure?”

The lizard, towering over him by some five inches, glared down at him. “I’m a male,” he

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the

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