dude
Dude!
DUUUUUUUDE
There are. PEOPLE. who have. NEVER. Heard. of the Beatles.
(O_O)
occupyrichierich: andthatsterrible: yes i know i keep forgetting shut up here's a dog and a horse having marital difficulties loving the...
yes i know i keep forgetting shut up here’s a dog and a horse having marital difficulties
loving the expression on the horse’s face oh my god
‘Cause the horse is thinking, “You’re eating my cousin, you ignorant shit!”
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I wish someone had told me
Read more »Blanket statements against cis, straight, white (often male) people used to make me uncomfortable.
Challenge #00467 - A092: Bad Day at the Office
Aelki rejected or signed off on proposals pending their explanation to Ambassador O'Ranges. He would never hear about the rejected proposals. They were the ones that, like candy in the back of the legendary van, were too good to be true and very obviously dangerous.
She was not exactly an administrative assistant. More like a human filter. In combination with adoptive mother, nursemaid, therapist, dietician, transit authority, private tutor… Either she had to sew
Read more »I don’t often listen to the actual radio. Most of the time I play the stuff I like via bluetooth. But the one time I did, there was...
I don’t often listen to the actual radio. Most of the time I play the stuff I like via bluetooth.
But the one time I did, there was this amazing couple on there singing one of their hits. And I mean the exactly wrong kind of amazing.
These two could not hit the same note if you gave them comedy-sized hammers. Their harmonizing was harming. They made me wince.
And all I could think of was how these losers had
Read more »trekkiebeth: Sorting photos and watching BTTF III. I see some similar themes here. And this is how crossovers get made. [I’m busy...
Sorting photos and watching BTTF III. I see some similar themes here.
And this is how crossovers get made.
[I’m busy now, but Doc Brown meets the bots across time would be kinda cool. Especially if the first time they meet, the bots are all, “Oh, it’s you again.”]
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thekatenator: THIS IS A PETITION TO REVOKE AUTISM SPEAKS OF IT'S NONPROFIT...
Read more »THIS IS A PETITION TO REVOKE AUTISM SPEAKS OF IT’S NONPROFIT STATUS
Wasn't there a Monster in Paris prompt somewhere in there? I thought I submitted it before all the link prompts, maybe I missed it/am...
The Monster in Paris prompt is still in my queue. I shall get to it in the fullness of time.
Older prompts get served first, because otherwise, I’d just never get to them.
Read more »gemmacorrell: (via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com) By Gemma Correll [website | tumblr | blogspot]
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Challenge #00466 - A091: Here There be Dragons
Got another one for you
It’s a well-established fact that humans normally do not get along with other cogniscent species.
The Dragons know this. They teach their hatchlings.
Beware the humans. They have made extinct almost every other creature larger than them. The ones that they don’t make useful. And becoming useful to a human means that they will make you and your kin docile and stupid.
Dragons are proud and
Read more »Baby robots who haven’t grasped the concept of bedtime or bedrooms, wandering around in the wee small hours and falling asleep in...
Baby robots who haven’t grasped the concept of bedtime or bedrooms, wandering around in the wee small hours and falling asleep in cuddle-piles in random places around Walter Manor.
Read more »Baby robots trying human foods. “Wat u doin?” “Human thing.” “How’s it work?” “I...
Baby robots trying human foods.
“Wat u doin?”
“Human thing.”
“How’s it work?”
“I dunno.”
::mess everywhere, creator shrieking, big clean-up and a lecture::
Read more »thehomelesswhisperer: internutter: Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first...
Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first time.
Person: ::removes coat/hat::
::terrified robot shrieking::
Iris takes down her bun for the first time.
MA’S HEAD IS UNRAVELING
“No, no sweetie. It’s just hair. It isn’t part of me. Look, I can cut it.”
::Spine faints::
Read more »Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first time. Person: ::removes...
Baby robots almost passing out from horror when they see a human taking off a garment for the first time.
Person: ::removes coat/hat::
::terrified robot shrieking::
Read more »Challenge #00465 - A090: The Importance of Love
http://anastasiyacemetery.tumblr.com/post/76249084163/not-sorry-for-my-english
Text reads: “Don’t forget to give a little love to beings which nobody loves”
[AN: Sorry about the brief one. I can’t brain today]
It was perfect love. But, physically speaking, they never went further than hugs and kisses.
Temptrotica never stopped being amazed at the feeling of it. Love. It was new and amazing and almost overwhelming. And every time she tried to explain it to Mythologics Anonymous, she got the
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