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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/continent which is like a fairy-tale pastoral Europe. Nobody on N'Oz lives there.

And it is in one of the more heavily forested sections of N'Oz that a curious visitor may spot the Gympie Gympie Research Centre. In its heavily-fortified confines, guarded by airlocks and multiple hazmat precautions, there grows a stable population of Gympie Gympie trees.

A tree that, like most things found in Australia-level toxic environments, is out to get even with anything that moves on behalf of its leafy brethren.

“I do not understand,” say the visiting aliens. “This tree is so toxic that even third-hand contact causes excruciating pain. And you bought it with you?”

“Yeah, sure,” say the native N'Ozies. “Something that bloody dangerous has got to be good for something.”

Visitors are regularly reminded that humans are a species that expose themselves to toxins - not just for medical purposes, but also for entertainment. Yet, they are inevitably surprised when they find out about the GGRC.

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vicemag: Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some...

vicemag:

Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine

As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some have a post-life agenda of stealing our socks or manifesting as apparitions on burned toast; others prefer to spend their time banging around abandoned children’s hospitals for Syfy Channel reality shows. But there’s one ghost who has taken an industrious approach, choosing to operate a creepy Coca-Cola machine on an innocuous corner in Seattle’s Capitol

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It's officially tomorrow.

Specifically, 12 minutes into tomorrow.

SO woke me up watching a GD loud movie.

I have lurgi.

My throat hurts.

I have actually consumed enough liquid to make drinking more a dangerous experience.

I dunno what I need but my dash is devoid of it.

hlep

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I can't see a smashwords link on your page either, where did you hide it?

Fargnax.

I swear blind that there was a link thing in the settings and I filled it in.

Either I dreamed it or Tumblr ate that feature in one of their numerous never-do-the-things-we-really-want style updates.

But never fear! Every instant story of mine features a link to my Smashwords profile. It’s the one that looks like this:

Buy my stories!

Click it. Look upon my works and sate your desire to own a copy of my words. Buy the lot.

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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion

“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”

“Herd.”

“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier,  I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”

“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.

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reblog with a celebrity you share a birthday with

quinsecticide:

larvitarse:

mightythesaurusrex:

cocoatunda:

ruffiticus:

quorgi:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

spacemuffinz:

seapeny:

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price

y’all can sit down now

hp lovecraft, james marsters, misha collins :>

Ooo… Paul Simon and Sacha Baron Cohen… not bad. Not Vincent Price, but still.

TS Eliot (hell yeah cats) Serena Williams and Olivia Newton John.

I dunno, having the guy who penned the poems that were the basis for the CATS musical is pretty rad.

i share a bday w/ psy

Oprah Winfrey!

Erik Estrada.

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You set up a new forum, right? Why not put it as a link on here, and anyone that finds you and has copies of stories from the nutboards can...

1) It’s a baby forum
2) I don’t know how to put a link up to that whilst keeping my link to my smash words page. From what I can figure of the settings, they only allow one off-site link at a time. And I’d rather make money off of my pro stuff than let people read fics in progress.

I’ll be glad to be proven wrong. I check my tumblr settings rarely, though.

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<p>Small-Batch Writing</p> <p>I've entered a phase of novel-writing which partly resembles novel-writing and partly resembles something...

Small-Batch Writing

I’ve entered a phase of novel-writing which partly resembles novel-writing and partly resembles something else—something furtive, like low-level espionage, or a secret drug addiction.

For the past two months or so I was writing full time, flat-out, or as flat-out as you can get in this age of modern distractions like Twitter and Kingdom Rush and babies-who-for-some-reason-don’t-feed-themselves. Now I’m back at work.

But when you’ve got enough momentum going with a novel, and you’ve

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Challenge #00498 - A123: Obvious Design Flaw

All those corrosive things humans excrete can come in handy sometimes, right?

(“We have to get out of this maze as fast as we can, but if we turn on the plasma cutter the monster will hear us!”
“Stand back, I got this” *spits at wall*)

“Sucrose! What the heck kind of alien builds walls out of sucrose?” asked Mabel.

“I have no idea, but we are going to need one hell of a dentist by the time we

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This is probably an out there question, but I was active on the internutter site years and years ago. I was wondering what happened to it?

What happened is the server died. And I didn’t save squat :(

Putting it back up involves way too much work for my grand fixer-upperer. We’re all working on other, moneymaking projects and my site is on the far, far, far, far, FAR backburner. Maybe if SO gets bored on a rare and elusive holiday, it might come back.

In the meantime, I am S-L-O-W-L-Y putting all my fictions on AO3 because reformatting some of them does my wrists

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thefontnazi: japesofwrath: howiviewafrica: A Urine Powered Generator. An amazing accomplishment by four brilliant girls. The girls are...

thefontnazi:

japesofwrath:

howiviewafrica:

A Urine Powered Generator. An amazing accomplishment by four brilliant girls. The girls are are Duro-Aina Adebola (14), Akindele Abiola (14), Faleke Oluwatoyin (14) and Bello Eniola (15).
 
 
  • 1 Liter of urine gives you 6 hours of electricity.

  • The system works like this:

    • Urine is put into an electrolytic cell, which separates out the hydrogen.
    • The hydrogen goes into a water filter for purification, which then gets pushed into the gas cylinder.
    • The gas cylinder pushes hydrogen into a

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