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Challenge #00486 - A111: Camouflage

“Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.”

There were always things to learn. Things like, once an anomalous shape is recognised, it’s easier to spot. Dappled shadows were better to hide in and blending was important.

“Gotcha!” said the human. “You really suck at hide-and-seek, T'yrt'yr[1].”

“I followed the rules,” she objected. “And your guidelines. How is it that you keep finding me?”

“You’re a charcoal-coloured bird hiding in an ocean-grey nook. You stand out like a sore thumb.” Tor laughed, trying to show her where her wing stood out against the place where she had once hid. “See?”

“I want to surrender,” said T'yrt'yr. “I do not understand how a pale-hide like you can hide everywhere. Or how you can spot me and have different names for identical colours.”

“They look like identical colours to you,” Tor explained. “To us… not so much.”

“Please do not walk me through salmon-fuscia-rose-pink again? They all appear to be the same hue.”

“Maybe we could build a treehouse? At least then we won’t be arguing about colours.”

“Let’s play on the beach. We can collect shells.”

“Sandcastles?”

“You read my mind.”

Two children from different worlds sped together for mutual fun. One occasionally assisting the other by using their arm as a perch to throw the other to glide ahead of them.

Two friends amongst many other like them on a planet called Amity.

[1] pron: chir-chir

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Coffee, tea, hot chocolate? What do you drink and how do you take it?

As far as hot beverages are concerned, I do adore a hot chocolate. The high quality stuff with white marshmallows and possibly too much sugar.

When I need caffeine, I like the abominable caramel mochachino. Twice the dose of caffeine, with chocolate and caramel and, again, WAY too much sugar. [I can’t stand the taste of coffee :D]

BUT - sadly, my teeth are in peril [wonder why?] so I’m attempting to lay off the sugar in an

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O___O YOU are following ME?? wow. I read your SPG fics on AO3. They are so wonderful!!! You are great!!!!! OMG, you really are following me....

I followed because you’re actively ficcing and I was feeling lonely :) Y'know, with all the superb artists floating around the Steam Powered Giraffe tag…

Then I looked up your stories on AO3 and I can actively *see* your writing style evolving. It’s an awesome experience for me :D

[And thanks for the ego boost ::fluffs hair::] Check out my pro work sometime. I do free stuff if your budget’s shattered :)

Yo, minions; follow this nice

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Challenge #00485 - A110: Irresistible Force

Hey look what came around with new bits on it! http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/73671577343/therobotmonster-moniquill-siderealsandman

Prepare for a barrage of prompts based on it :P

1. “Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.”

[AN: I love that post so much that I’m hinging a book

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(submission instead of ask because you can't embed pictures in an ask, reply privately if you prefer) This was something I started ages...

(submission instead of ask because you can’t embed pictures in an ask, reply privately if you prefer)

This was something I started ages ago, it fell by the wayside when uni work got ahead of me and I don’t know if It’ll ever be finished, but as a very rough base it was what I thought T’reka might look like because I had never seen a guineafowl before but do own a grey chicken, sans most clothing because

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resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive...

resized:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

“Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on their website

What else they do that is awesome:

  • Stop child marriages

  • Persuade families to educate girl-child

  • Train women in self-defense

  • Oppose corruption in administration

  • Create awareness about the evils of dowry

  • Register FIRs against sex-offenders and abusive husbands

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HuffPo contributor, attempts to hide her TERF activities and then tried to erase this from the internet.

HuffPo contributor, attempts to hide her TERF activities and then tried to erase this from the internet.

hexgoddess:

Signal boost the shit out of this, terf huffpo contributor caught harassing trans women

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So... strictly out of idle curiosity...?

Is there anyone, anywhere who does really scientifically logical anthropomorphic art?

I’m not talking busty bunnies, here.

Let me give you an idea of what I’m after:

An anthropomorphic, female, Guinea Fowl who actually looks like a scientifically viable alien, rather than the heavily sexualised fare I usually trip over when I search for anything with fur or feathers on [Don’t get me wrong, some furry porn art is simply dribblingly fantastic, but I’m

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scattered-minutiae: There. Fixed it. Image descriptions: Image #1: Black text on white background reading "CURE AUTISM" with the word...

scattered-minutiae:

There. Fixed it. 

Image descriptions: Image #1: Black text on white background reading “CURE AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a green label reading “ABLEISM”. Image #2: Black text on white background reading “PREVENT AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a brown label reading “HATRED”.  Image #3: Black text on white background reading “COMBAT AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a yellow label reading “STIGMA”.  Image #4: Black text on white background reading “FIGHT AUTISM”

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Challenge #00485 - A110: The Awkward First Date

Judging by the queue size this’ll take just over a month to get to the top of the pile, so that’s a nice gap. More of the budding relationship between K’iiv and Del please?

K'iiv waited anxiously at the appointed place. Underneath the big clock that, in clear defiance of the laws of time and space, still read four minutes to two. So far, he had preened himself, purchased Terran flowers, preened himself, checked the lay of his clothes,

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Challenge #00484 - A109: Someone Said it

A.
Light Year.
Is.
The distance.
That light.
Travels.
In a year. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: Huzzah! I’m not the only person annoyed by this]

“So we travelled six thousand light years in less than an hour?” asked the tourist.

“Technically,” allowed the Hitchhiker. “Wormholes are more of a shortc–”

“We’ve been taking light years in minutes! Why aren’t I any younger?” the tourist guffawed at his own

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Dear dudebros who think feminism is irrelevant

stfueverything:

Every time you complain about a girl who’s too skinny, I want you to remember the time you made fun of a fat girl for being fat.

Every time you complain about having to pay for a date, I want you to remember the time you said the gender pay gap was a myth. 

Every time you complain about a girl wearing too much makeup, I want you to remember the time you called a girl ugly.

Every time you

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