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Challenge #00552 - A177: Mischief at Work

Pretending to be an exhibit at the waxworks museum.

The real trick, of course, is to blink or change poses when no-one is watching. Or, in the case of this waxwork exhibit, adopt a pose when someone approached.

She had hers already. Propped up at the writing desk and staring at the blinking cursor. In some, she actually dropped off to sleep like that, and nobody noticed the difference.

At least she didn’t snore sitting up.

But this time, she had a poker. Someone who ignored the velvet ropes and honour barriers and clambered up into the carefully-set-up diorama to prod, poke, or simply play around with every valuable artefact in there.

Therefore Trezi kept her thousand-yard stare until he was literally right up to her. Almost about to touch.

Then she sprang into motion, turning towards him and very quietly saying, “Please don’t touch the exhibits.”

Which was the worst way to find out that a patron had angina pectoris.

Which, ultimately, lead to hers being the first waxwork exhibit with a warning at the door. It stated that patrons were advised not to interfere with the dioramas, as doing so could result in unforeseen consequences.

Ironically, it lead to more patrons. And less time to stretch when she was working as a Replacement Exhibit.

On the other hand, it meant more money to repair the exhibits she replaced.

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disneysmermaids: cherribalm: site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word site for when you can only remember part...

disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES

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Dang...

I just idly took out my calculator and worked something out.

Hevun’s Ambassador and Hevun’s Gate together cost a person $5.98 - which is pretty good value for a whole firkin trilogy.

Now if everyone who downloaded a free copy of Hevun’s Rebel [that’s 657 peeps BTW] bought the rest of the trilogy… I would have…

Absolutely no fargin’ worries at all. [Mind you, that almost $4K would quickly go

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Challenge #00551 - A176: Party Life

Person 1: Didn’t you blow up a planet somehow while you having a year long kegger?

Person 2: First; it was merely rendered uninhabitable. Second; the party lasted two and a half years. — RecklessPrudence

There are generally two ways to react when one is the last of one’s kind.

Kirov chose the other one.

He had but one life to live, though it was a long one, and elected to enjoy every last moment. He travelled from world to world,

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Well, shit

I got an email this morning from the very nice people at Bespoke Book Covers telling me that I can have my deposit back.

Science fiction is a little more complicated than your mainstream book covers, I guess.

I bear them no ill will. Working on the covers for the Hevun’s Child trilogy was more than a little frustrating. On both sides. I did my best to be nice about it and I completely understand why they decided to not

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When a 16 year old girl in Ohio was filmed being raped by two boys at a party<br/> CNN reporters talked about how tragic it was...

When a 16 year old girl in Ohio was filmed being raped by two boys at a party

CNN reporters talked about how tragic it was

because the rapists could have been star athletes

Because God forbid we lose a future football star

over something as silly as forcing oneself onto an unconscious girl

right?

You say that victims of sexual assault were asking for it

But was that 8 year old girl asking for it

When you told her you would

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Challenge #00550 - A175: Black-boxing It

Taken from an author talking about a piece of tech in their setting:

They’ve tried reverse engineering the displacement engine before. It goes a little like this:

Your moon is now a pretzel.

Your research is invalid. – RecklessPrudence

“So what is it?”

“I can’t figure it out,” said Helba, getting her facts out in the open. “I know what it does, it makes the gravity in this… place…” Station, ship&

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Challenge #00549 - A174: Absence of Wenching

http://yoquinto.tumblr.com/post/78790240270/okay-but-a-story-about-an-asexual-pirate-who-gets

I really should stop sending these t you every time I find them, sorry.

[AN: Don’t you bloody dare stop! I love getting prompts FYI the post isn’t there any more, but I found this one thanks to searching: http://silentmercenary.tumblr.com/post/84994393370/yoquinto-okay-but-a-story-about-an-asexual :) If anyone knows where Yoquinto has gone, please let them know that their imaginings have become a thing]

In any bar, tavern, or lowly dive,

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emergency-buffaloes: falling-apart-sl0wly: This may sound like an "note seeking" post, but I need to post this because I know that I won't...

emergency-buffaloes:

falling-apart-sl0wly:

This may sound like an “note seeking” post, but I need to post this because I know that I won’t do it without support. The last few days have been tough so I need some motivation to get better again

Give this the notes, I don’t care if you think it’s attention seeking, just in case it isn’t you should reblog

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knitmeapony: ryl-e-coyote: i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to...

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

“YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY.”

“THIS WHOLE CAST HAS MORE SAUSAGE IN IT THAN FLIPPING OKTOBERFEST!”

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Challenge #00548 - A173: Maybe a Not-Too-Distant Future

“It’s pronounced X”

“I thought it was Y?”

“No, that’s exactly the sort of mistake I’d expect from someone like you. I’m a /real/ fan, I’ve been an expert on this since before you were born.”

“Actually, it is Y, the kid was right, and you’ve no call to go around acting like that to people.”

“And who are you?”

“I’m the author.”

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