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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12549 posts

Buy it now at Smashwords! “Ambassador?” another Othersider interrupted. “You need to strap down. We’re jumping to...

Buy it now at Smashwords!

“Ambassador?” another Othersider interrupted. “You need to strap down. We’re jumping to Heq'tak in ten.”

Sahra groaned in exasperation. Then turned her attention to Simy. “Does it hurt?” she asked. “Going through and being bigger?”

Simy blinked. “The only time it hurt was when I was aware of hurting you. I compressed myself as densely as I could.” He rubbed his arms in a memory. Sahra watched the motion, wondering how well he’d learned how to express himself in an artificial body and how much was conscious or unconscious action. “It was that or crack the Mosquito or crush you… And… I’d rather not live in a universe without you.”

If you liked the quote, you’re going to love the book!

Challenge #00547 - A172: Need to Know

Prompt: That trick where you come up behind someone and pop a paper bag to make them jump, most often portrayed when someone is working on something that could (but probably won’t) explode.

[AN: I must have hit a nerve on the Interwebs, yesterday. Twenty-three notes on one silly story because of an equally silly side-fling. Must resist the temptation to do that from now on]

To the Galactic Alliance, need-to-know information is information that every citizen, denizen and in denizen

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wicked-bitch-of-the-west: I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with youI wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP with you.I wanna RP...

wicked-bitch-of-the-west:

I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
I wanna RP with you.
Allllllll of you

Have I mentioned lately that I’m trying to get an RP going on my baby forum?

…problem solved.

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I'm done

I'm done

pizzastevesgirlfriend:


cleaning-up-blood is going to die today. Please stop her from killing herself. Send her nice anons. Signal boost. I don't care just help her. I f**ked up enough being that I didn't email her authorities when she needed them (she lives in England, I'm in America). Now she's going to...




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a-gentlemanly-motherfucker: koblala: usernamesarefornerds: animalcrossingnewyiff: tamama666: deergay: tannersblognshit: ...

a-gentlemanly-motherfucker:

koblala:

usernamesarefornerds:

animalcrossingnewyiff:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 

- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

it’s just a jyolk

OMG THE SOURCE IS OF THAT COMMENT IS ACTUALLY FROM THE STAFF

eggbert

I think it’s taking a stereotype to the eggstreme :D

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Challenge #00546 - A171: Witch on Trial

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.”

The court murmured.

“It’s stated that you cursed Goodie Carswater and her garden wilted.”

“I did no such thing. And it’s a well-known fact that her little tearaways widdle on her wisterias.”

More murmuring. Apparently the only person who didn’t know this was Goodie Carswater. Who also believed that her sons could do no wrong.

“It’s also stated that you cursed Thou-shalt-not-covet Jones

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Do you have a SPG OC?

Would you like to join a roleplaying forum?

Do you want to test your character out amongst other like-minded dweebs?

Well, this place might be for you!

A small, discrete forum in a PG environment. We are still looking for more players, so we need more.

All OC’s welcome. Even AU variants of the cannon SPG folk.

[Membership vital to play]

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I’ve been watching Americans try to eat Vegemite. …LAWL… ONLY BABIES EAT IT DIRECTLY FROM THE JAR YOU DERPS! Everyone...

I’ve been watching Americans try to eat Vegemite.

…LAWL…

ONLY BABIES EAT IT DIRECTLY FROM THE JAR YOU DERPS!

Everyone else spreads it THIN on toast or dissolves a teaspoon in a cup of hot water for vegemite soup [My fave].

…silly Americans…

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thehat2: meladoodle: what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

image

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Ugh

I stayed in bed all night. This does not mean I had uninterrupted sleep.

I don’t even know if I’m safe to drive, today.

But I soldier on, regardless.

Thanks for keeping me busy, yesterday. I may need that again. We’ll see.

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Challenge #00545 - A170: Acapella

It was a companionable quiet, with the rhythmic “whud, whud, whud” of the engine accompanied by various tapping and clanking of everyone doing their jobs. Eventually everyone’s noises gradually synced with the main beat and suddenly the Lion King happened.

“I swear sir, I left for four seconds and they started a musical number" 

Goryx stared out at the rows of humans - still working, of course - as they continued to sing.

"TILL WE FIND OUR PLACE,

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