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Tips For The Brits

songofages:

To beat the heat, from an aussie is rural Oz where it gets up to 47+C in the summer.

• Cotton sheets.

• Loose cotton pjs. A singlet (you might call it a vest?) or loose tee up top. Undies or boxer shorts down below. Or just ditch them dude. Sleep in the nude.

• Put your sheets in the freezer for awhile.

• Don’t wear socks to bed.

• Keep a window open but your blinds or curtains shut.

• Invest in a chillow or a neck cooler. You can get them on ebay or look for a website that sells them. (i only know where to get them in a store, sorry!) Neck coolers are great for laying across your head in a humid, hot room with no air con. Firefighters use them here. Thats how I came across them. Chillows are… cold pillows I suppose.

• Drink lots of water. Dehydration is not fun, trust me. You may think you’ll pee a lot, but it’s better than loosing too much fluid where it counts.

• You can make a fan out of anything. (x) <— so cute.

• Sleep on the floor, or a hammock. Hot air rises apparently. Of course it does. Except here where it’s everywhere. (except right now, it’s so cold guys. Visualise the cold)

• If you don’t have a fan, perhaps invest in one. You can even invest in a usb run one.

• Little portable fans are a thing, so are handheld fans and even fan pens.  And are quite cheap. 

• Go swimming. If you can’t go swimming, run a cold bath and chill for awhile. 

• Make cool treats. Like icypoles. 

• Turn off all heat sources and all lights. Camp out. 

• Don’t wear closed shoes, wear flip-flops (what a funny word!) or sandles. 

• I used to get a water spray bottle, spray my face and then fanned it to keep cool.

• If you’re lucky there may be some public spaces around town/or your city, that actually have air conditioning. For example, our little cinema, which is actually big it’s a theater, anyway, offered free movies when it got above 40c because it was so cold inside. The generator died because of the heat but it was still cooler inside that in most places. Keep a look out in your local news.

• Pop your water bottles in the freezer. 

• I wish I could send you all the little doodads we use to keep cool here, sometimes air cons just don’t do a thing. 

• Take an umbrealla outside. No I’m serious, it offers shade. If you have to walk, use an umbrella.

• If your tea has caffine … i’m afraid you’ll have to subsitute it. I’m very, very sorry. It’s not good for the heat. 

• Drink something with electrolytes.

• Slip, Slop, Slap. Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen and slap on a hat. (not a cap guys) Also sunglasses. 

• Put your feet in a bucket of cold water. 

• Wheat bags (heat packs) can go in the freezer! ( i did not know this)

• Chances are some of your live near a beach. Guess what you need to do. 

• Ok you can have tea. Iced tea. Nor you don’t have to buy it. Just make it like you normally do, pop in some ice cubes from the freezer and put them in a fridge for awhile. Or make the tea into icecubes and pop it into water once frozen. Or or…make a smoothie with frozen fruit. OR OR, TEA ICYPOLES.

• If you must drink tea, have it warm, not hot. Apparently it works better than cold drinks. Try chrysanthunum. 

• It may sound strange, but spicy foods. 

• Fruit, lots of fruit. 

• Please look at these for pets and young kids. (x) (x) (x)

• Typo is the store that has the fan pens…but they don’t ship to the UK. so perhaps if you know anyone in the US or australia, they may be willing to bulk buy some if you all pitch in. 

Thats all I have for now, but please don’t hesitate to send me an ask.

Cool towels.

If you can’t find them in a sporting goods shop - buy a chamois or five from an auto goods shop. Same thing.

Get them wet, but not dripping, and wear them on your head. Works best if the air is moving (yeah it’s fans again)

Also, cloth bucket hats (aka giggle hats) can be doused and worn wet if you have to go out in the sun.

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queer-werewolf:

autistic pride is so important because autistic children like myself are constantly treated as and made to feel like burdens to their loved ones, their family, and even society as a whole.

we literally get people saying things like “if i was autistic, i would kill myself” and caretakers who get sympathy for wanting to kill autistic kids. people will justify our existence only by how productive we are and how neurotypical we can appear. when parents find out their kid

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Do humans count?

Heheh. Um. There are times when the species are very vastly different that understanding and communication are virtually impossible.

The jury is very much out on the Hyperspace-native species known through onomatopoeic nomenclature as the Xyrak’l. Nobody knows if they’re cogniscent, cusp-cogniscent, or non-cogniscent.

But they are big enough to crush a standard passenger liner, so the general consensus is to leave them to their own business.

And then there’s the vary rare cases where a

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How diverse are the psychologies of the various sophont species? Do you have large-clutch species that don't really care for individual...

TBH, that is something I am going to explore as I go on in the Amalgam Universe series.

Most cogniscent life would depend on an extended childhood for learning. This leads to a need for nurturing, which means more effort spent on fewer young.

Cogniscents who have litters would be rare. And possibly level 5 Deathworlders.

Civilisation also, to some degree, requires an element of co-operation to progress. You need a certain amount of trade and specialisation to get into space. Naturally

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Official and unoffical stance on transsophontism? What about for differently-abled, to allow them to function, like something for autistes...

The differently-abled, so long as they are known to be of a cogniscent species, are afforded the same rights as other cogniscents.

Those rights include:

  • The right to shelter
  • The right to safety
  • The right to proper nutrition
  • The right to comfort
  • The right to gainful employ according to abilities
  • The right to choose what aids are used to help attain the other rights

It’s when the individual is of an unknown species that the real problems start.

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Official and unoffical stance on gengineering? Tukka-tukka seems to say approved of, but what about on animals and sophonts? What about...

Gengineering is generally approved in all quality-of-life improvements. Tukkatukka, being a foodstuff designed to aid terraforming, is in the definitive green tick zone.

Augments are definite grey areas. They fall loosely under the category of service animals and the CRC keeps a rigid check on their welfare.

Engineered Life Forms, or ELFs, who exhibit cogniscence are the ones who cause trouble. Companies who make them are considered responsible for their welfare and upkeep.

Huge amounts of paperwork are required. The CRC has

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Official and unofficial stance on AIs? Including those that don't have a handy appealing sophont-shaped body, but are rather something...

The Cogniscents’ Rights Committee has the relatively simple stance that if an intelligence can seem like an intelligence to another known intelligence, then the original intelligence deserves all rights and freedoms afforded to cogniscent life.

Signs of intelligence include:

  • arguing
  • making wishes known
  • attempts at communication
  • attempts at trade
  • mimicry with the goal of attempted communication
  • attempts at understanding

Of course, there are cusp-cogniscent creatures like the Grey Parrot, the pig, and some species of ape. The CRC prefers to err on

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Sort of an announce

I have to go to the Telstra Shop to sort some shit. And I firkin HATE the Telstra shop.

They are trying TOO hard to be an Apple store and just. Don’t. Get it.

So I’ll be live-tweeting my experience as much as I’m able. Be on the lookout on twitter at https://twitter.com/InterNutter

And if you subscribe you also get heads’-ups on how my writing is doing.

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Challenge #00888-B157: Station of Babel

Everybody panics in their own language.

This was where JOATs came into the fore. Electronic translators had
their limits, and one of the most prevalent of those limits was
breaching the Understanding Barrier.

Grammar is important. Especially in a panic situation.

Thus, in an emergency, the most level heads of the JOAT community come to the fore.

Shayde
stood on one of the plinths, using her own passive magic to make herself understood to all listeners. “Please proceed in an orderly
fashion

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