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drtanner-sfw: vorchagirl: oh-wow-lovlies:#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and...

drtanner-sfw:

vorchagirl:

oh-wow-lovlies:

#GrowingUpUgly
When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

How about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?

#GrowingUpUgly
Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you

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Fuck infographics

OK, so I saw an infographic about common things we take and medications we should not take those things with.

One of the potential deadlies on that graphic was coffee and “asthma medication”.

Fine, thinks I. I shall quit coffee and play it safe.

Ha.

For some reason, I was unaware of the time passing until it had gone half-eleven, last night. And this morning I was seriously weighing the pros and cons of staying awake so I can ferry the kids

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sapphireswimming: So my really good friend dashuramod 's cat needs surgery asap or he'll have to be put down. D: More info here but...

sapphireswimming:

So my really good friend dashuramod​‘s cat needs surgery asap or he’ll have to be put down. D: More info here but basically, the procedure’s expensive. So Dash set up a donate button on her page to help cover the cost.

If you donate any amount, I will write a drabble or sentence-fic for you! Just message Dash when you donate!

Fandoms include but are not necessarily limited to: Danny Phantom, Fullmetal Alchemist, Supernatural, Superphantom, LOTR/Hobbit, Merlin,

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Challenge #00908-B177: True Love's Kiss

http://thentheresthisspazz.tumblr.com/post/123284811011/mythological-creature-aus#notes

Pick one!

[AN: I picked “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU. I also want to do all of these so send in five more ;)]

“So… what’s with the frog?”

“Ah,” Carol sighed. “Um. Her name

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Add GNU Terry Pratchett to your own blog

hargashouseofribs:

There’s a great thread on Reddit on how to add GNU Terry Pratchett to all kinds of web applications, such as within HTML or as an invisible Gmail signature. 

To add GNU Terry Pratchett to your own blog, go to your blog then click Edit theme and then Edit HTML. Copy and paste the following code into your theme.

<meta http-equiv=”X-Clacks-Overhead” content=”GNU Terry Pratchett” />
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Then click Update Preview, then Save. Your theme will still look the

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Major World Issues You Should Know About

iceboundolive:

With my angry post hitting 10k notes already, I wanted to bring together a list of some of the events people have added. I guarantee things will be missed, and I apologize ahead of time. But without further ado:

Australia
-Their PM Tony Abbott is sexist, doesn’t believe in climate change, is against same sex marriage, and continually makes it harder for indigenous Australians in the country, among other things

Brazil
-The government is insanely corrupt and people have been

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New to spg but love them

gearssprocketsandoil:

Hey I am new to spg and was wondering do a lot of people make fan bots?

First - Welcome to the fanmily!

Making fanbots is very much normal. And if you don’t have the money to turn yourself into a robot - making a Walternate [Walter Worker YourFirstName] is an acceptable substitute.

Any way you can show your love is fine, really[fanart, fanfic, fan-vids]. Though I’m sure the band would prefer that you buy the merch, first

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Click here to support Therapy for Tyrese by Christine Dunn

Click here to support Therapy for Tyrese by Christine Dunn

adebdaro:

help out a black single mom trying to do right by her child living with a disability!

i went to school with one of her daughters and i can vouch for the fact that they are a phenomenal family who really need your help! the money raised will be used to enroll 10-year old Ty into an intensive physical therapy program that will help him walk more securely on his own.

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I should be eating lunch rn...

For all my “look after yourself” talk to other bloggers on my dash, I sure do neglect myself.

I want real hugs.

I’m so firkin nervous about KFZ getting anywhere that I’m amazed my entire torso doesn’t hurt. As it is, my gut and my chest seem to take turns. There’s hardly a waking moment where I’m not scared out of my wits or nauseated or both.

I have to believe in myself…

I just

feel

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5 things you JUST DON'T DO to people with glasses

hawkeyearrow:

1) “wow you look so much better with your glasses off!” just. please don’t.
2) take their glasses off their face and refuse to give them back. it isn’t quirky or funny, it’s really, really annoying.
3) “oh you got new glasses? i don’t like them.” you obviously have no idea a: how much those cost (hint: a lot, unless they were free w/ insurance) or b: how long whoever you’re dissing probably spent picking those

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Undeath is... occasionally inconvenient.

Sure, being a lich is incredible - I mean, cast some eldritch black ritual and be transformed into a fearsome sorcerous entity beyond the reach of the grave whose power and skill delves far past that which mortals were ever meant to know, yeah, that’s totally amazing…

…but there’s the small annoyances they don’t mention to you beforehand, like how you can’t enjoy “pleasures of the flesh” like good food or intimate contact anymore, since you’re just

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