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Challenge #00224: Tea and Scales

Ever read the Patricia Wrede’s Enchanted Forest books, starring Princess Cimorene and Kazul the Dragon?

Cimorene and Sara seem very similar people, I bet they’d get along like a house on fire. *hint hint*

[AN: more books on my to-read list. I still have yet to get through The Ocean at the End of the Lane]

“Ah, hello,” said a wall. “Would I be in trouble if I came out of hiding?”

Cimorene paused in her cooking. She was just poking at the stew to see if it needed anything, and suddenly the walls were talking to her.

No. Not quite the walls. Something very close to the walls and attempting them to use them to hide. And, since the hider was on the civil side, Cimorene was prepared to not reach for her knife. Yet. “You’d certainly be in less trouble if you remained hidden,” she offered.

Part of the wall revealed itself as a young woman with not very much in the way of clothing. She was covered in greenish-blue scales where she wasn’t covered in an awful khaki thing that hardly covered anything at all. A mop of unruly, short, brown hair made Cimorene suspect that someone had happened to her.

“Thank you,” said the green girl. “Only I faded in and there was this dragon, see…”

“Yes, that’s Kazul. I work for her.”

“Ah. Well. Generally, I’ve found that caution is advised with dragons. Thought it best to make sure.” She offered a hand. “Sara Louise Adrien, not from this dimension.”

The princess met her gesture. “Cimorene. Princess and Dragons’ assistant. You’re… not some wizard trick?”

“You expect an honest answer to that question?” said Sara. “And I’m not familiar with the burden of proof in this realm. Do you have technology here? Electricity? Computers?”

She shook her head. “Those last two words made very little sense…”

“Damn. Conceptualizing multiple realities usually goes hand-in-hand with electronica. Nevermind. For everything we can imagine, there is an equal reality where it actually happens. And the world goes on even if the story finishes.”

Cimorene thought about some of her favourite books. About what life must be like for the poor people trapped in that kind of reality. “That’s horrible.”

Sara shrugged. “To some extent, yes. For all I know, I’m the fictitious pet of some mad creature fueled entirely by theobromine. One who gets bored a lot, I imagine.”

“Sorry, but this is making my head hurt. Why are you here?”

“I was a guinea pig in a trans-dimensional experiment and none of us have been able to make it stop,” said Sahra. “I usually fade back after an hour or so. If I have everything I came in with. Which can be a bother when people mistake me for a demon, a goblin, an orc, a thief, or, in extremis, lunch.”

“Well Kazul’s fine unless you wake her from her nap.”

Sara pointed. “See? That’s why caution is advised around dragons. They’re quick to anger and humans are tasty with apple sauce.”

Cimorene boggled.

“Not personal experience. Promise. Let’s just leave it at ‘someone with authority on the matter’, shall we?”

“I’ll still pass it on to Kazul. She might laugh.”

“Nice to know there’s at least one dragon with a sense of humor…”

“You know other dragons?”

“One little one. Lockheed. He’s Kitty’s dragon. Or she’s his human, it’s not exactly that clear. Plus he’s not that coherent. Intelligent, yes. But communicative… we’re working on it.”

They had tea and a chat over the most interesting things. Sara had quite the labyrinthine chain of topic association when she got going.

And it was so nice to spend some time with someone who didn’t have an agenda.

It was almost a shame to see her go.

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Challenge #00223: Wedding Jitters

Medieval AU!

Sara’s mother is thrilled to have finally arranged a marriage contract for her daughter to prestigious House Toynbee, accepted without even having the two intended meet each other. At last, her girl is going to have to behave like a proper young lady, and if not, well, she’s their problem now.

And then comes the wedding day, when the two heirs finally meet…

[AN: If you start humming the GoT theme during this, I’

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Challenge #00214: Typhoon

“…and that’s why I built an extra arm for it, just for high-fives.”

There was a reason the Mark-4 was a short-lived model. It was designed by a madman who happened to lead a character cult of engineers and builders. Only one team could pilot the beast that resulted.

“It’s unbeatable. Weapons everywhere we could fit them and a few places we couldn’t,” Jeung grinned. “The real trick will be

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Okay, fanfic writers: I double-dog dare you.

badhoruss:

alwaysanothersecret:

emmagrant01:

Open up the file of the last fic you worked on, copy the very first sentence of that fic (no cheating!), add it to the bottom of this post, and reblog.

Shallan Davar knew she should probably be asleep, but she simply didn’t feel tired. 

You like oranges. 

The little part of Sara that was keeping her alive in the middle of the coldest Valentine’s day New York could remember liked to sing.

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Challenge #00211: Dining with... Omnivores.

Let’s switch up an old cliche!

The subject of diet comes up, and the alien/s at the table is/are horrified and/or disgusted that humans eat plant matter.

“We’ve done our best, of course, to find compatible foods, and make you feel welcome.”

Sh'shrii had to hand it to the humans. They had only seen the Ssarqa once, over a slightly dodgy analogue communications link, but they were clever enough to cobble together near-appropriate

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we are the song: OPEN WORD WAR

we are the song: OPEN WORD WAR

badhoruss:

I'm gonna open up a tinychat for anyone who wants to get some writing done in a fun competitve way!

((totally stealing featherwriter's description of a wordwar here))

What is a word war?

A word war is a friendly competition in which a group of writers speed-write to see who can write the…

I’d love to participate, but my wrists fail me. I pretty much have to stick to my daily

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Challenge #00192: Awareness of Food

Prompt: The realisation that some human, somewhere, had to think drinking/eating something that came out of another animal was a good idea when no-one had done it before. ie Milk, Eggs, etc.

Rael found Lyr attempting to repeatedly stab her lunch. It was a Cop Special, refried hash made from everything that didn’t quite fit in the regular meals, mixed with egg, rice and/or potato.

“What did the hash do to you?” he asked.

“It&

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A new Drop Bear-like story.

Have you ever noticed that sometimes, when a device is working improperly/not at all, we speak to them in an attempt to get them working? And have you noticed that some people have a much higher rate of success in doing so, to the point that some devices only work around some individuals, and other individuals’ presence seems to inhibit proper function? For instance, as long as I am present, a lot of my friends’ devices function properly. Once

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Taken from a conversation

“Mad! I’m not mad! Your brain is just too small to see the beauty in my ingenious master plans! - [name], Federally Funded Mad Scientist in Training

(#00173)

"My brain is just fine,” said Stark. “You, on the other hand, have had way too many red bulls and treacle toffees, and definitely not enough sleep.”

Sara wheeled on him. Her pupils were pinpoints and her eyes were red. “SLOWLY I TURNED! Step by step.

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Challenge #00172: One Fine Afternoon in the Halls of Higher Education

“When I said that it was nice that you could recite the same dirty limerick in 5 different languages and have it rhyme, I was not asking for a demonstration.”

“Aaaw… but I’m almost up to Pharsi. Do you know how hard it is to rhyme ‘Calcutta’ in Pharsi?”

“No, and I don’t particularly care. We’re supposed to be working on theoretical math, not filthy poetry.”

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