Steam Powered Giraffe

A 238-post collection

O the carnival is over...

It's the day after WWWC5 and my feet and legs are still letting me know they don't like all the walking around I did. I'm so stiff getting up and down it's almost hilarious.

I entered the costume contest and won Best Automaton which came with a HEAP of swag including a cool light-up deelio that means I have to go get a Aus-US power adapter :P but that thing is going on my writing desk. YEAH!

I have blisters on my blisters on my blisters... I probably swallowed like half of my face. [For the record - I tried not to once I realized how the makeup was entering my digestive system. I just don't know how effective that was]

But it's worth all the pain, and more. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. BECAUSE IT WAS THE BEST TIME EVER!

The highest point, of course, is sharing air with Steam Powered Giraffe, and the lovely and talented people that make up the band. I got to chat about the most mundane things, including the lengths we go to in order to get the right effect in makeup... and the pains of travelling over the Pacific Oceans [there's two of them!] and costuming ideas.

I know it sounds inane, but just... casual banter with my personal heroes is something I'm going to treasure forever. They've probably already forgotten me by now. I honestly don't really care. It's my treasure and I'll keep it.

I also learned about plotters and pantsers. Plotters are the writers that line up every inch of their books and write to a plan. Pantsers are writers who go by the seat of their pants, letting their muse take them on a strange and interesting journey. I'm a hybrid of sorts. I do a very rough outline

So many people loved my fanbot, Bitzer. The makeup, the heart, the whole deal. I got a bigger laugh out of offering sweets than I did out of the routine I did on stage. Ah well. C'est la vie.

I found out about Badge Ribbons. Which I want to have with me if there ever is a next time. O I want there to be a next time. I would dearly love to go again and actually make an effort to be in character for the entire weekend.

I want to come back and get ALL the badge ribbons, and give out some. I want to hug the stuffing out of SPG now that I know they don't care about transfer smear from people with a heckton of makeup on.

I did get to thank the Bennetts and Sam for everything that they do on the last day. I nearly cried. Hell, I'm nearly crying now.

Because I can't afford to go to many cons. Not yet. I need to sell a lot more of my books before I can go wherever I want.

But the instant I get home, I am researching all the more local Steampunk and Sci-fi cons going on in my area. I need to find a local writers' club that isn't a pain in the arse to get to. I'm going to get one more beta opinion on KFZ if it firkin kills me.

I have so many things to do. Including chasing Beloved to get my Amazon Exclusive ready for publication. I need to earn money from putting words together, because I have promises to keep and because earning a living off of what I do obsessively would be extremely nice.

I currently get about $2.21 a week off of book sales via Smashwords at the moment. Before taxes. I'm sure I'm not investing enough time into self-promotion.

If there was an automated way to tell people about my stuff, I would be on it in a cold second. Cough cough, hint hint, Beloved. [And get that keister into gear visavis the Amazon-ready copy of my exclusive. I went to the trouble of translating it into Markup for you. Come on!]

I probably spent way too much money but I wanted to buy ALL THE MERCH. Sadly... budget. Ah. One day, I will be earning enough to get the things I want as well as the things we need.

I'll probably be living lean for a tiny while [still worth it] but I'm a champion at making do with what little I have to hand. I do it so often...

IF I do WWWC again, I'm going to insist on a 24-hour period before all the fun starts so I have time to sleep and shower and stock up on edibles if I need to. I want to have ribbons to give out, too. All the degrees of self-promotion I can get into are good.

And going about with lollies in hand can make you really popular. It's amazing how that works.

Today, though. Today. After I take my pills and get my brekkie, I'm editing out any reference to the Ambassadors for the Consortium of Steam [AKA Steam Powered Giraffe's fantastic robots] before I put in as many words as I can get in before my brain fuzzes out.

I leave here on Tuesday and arrive home on Thursday, which means that if I want to keep up with my 3K a week schedule, I have to write as much as I can, today, and possibly write through one day of the weekend.

My wrists shouldn't complain if I take frequent breaks.

And I still have to pack a majority of my crap. I really don't know about dragging Max and my lappy along in my carry-on again. On one hand, I don't want to lose them if they lose my checked luggage [$2400 ballpark to replace them] but on the other hand, they are a pain in the arse when going through customs.

I'll figure out logistics later.

Success of a sort

I did get to ask David Bennett about putting the robots into my novels, and the answer was a polite version of, "Thanks but no thanks, you can't do it because legal difficulties."

Which is a slight pain in my arse because I have to track down everywhere I mentioned them and finesse something else in to cover those words. I was very careful to make my beloved automatons' appearance not important in any way to the story in the first place.

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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...

Tomorrow morning is a busy morning.

Tomorrow morning, I get up,do my usual morning weigh-in [I'm in the 90K zone! Yay!] brush my teeth and take my meds... and then make sure both toothbrush and inhaler are in my carry-on.

Tomorrow, I take my refrigerated meds out of the fridge and pack them in my luggage. I make sure one baggie of supplements is in my carry-on and the other's contents go down my throat.

Tomorrow, I am sad to announce

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 43]

Chapter Forty-three
(Epilogue, The Steam Man Band, Delilah returns from the dead, and The persistence of sandwiches)

Duo and Trike held fast to her hands as she entered the side stage door. They giggled to see their automaton brothers playing music on the stage.

“There’s Pappy,” chirped Duo. He was, after all, hard to miss. Still a gangly giant of a man, pale as a sheet and sporting blue-black hair.

“Pappy!” Trike broke away and ran for his father.

Colonel Walter

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 42]

Chapter Forty-two.
(Necessary inventions for a mother, A simple wedding, Flowers all over, and A good husband)

Among dear Peter’s many inventions (most of them were cluttering up a ballroom that had been left long abandoned, now) was an adjustable bed backing that could raise her into a sitting position with the use of a crank. The automatons were forbidden from fighting over who got to use it and perforce drew straws to see whose go it was.

Peters Two and

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 41]

Chapter Forty-one.
(Resurfacing to reality, A significant error, An invader in his own home, and A tearful introduction)

Peter hadn’t focussed very much on what people outside his new construction lab were saying to him. Not until Rabbit and the boys started whooping it up about babies. A highly distracting mixture of cheering and panic at maximum volume.

And Mrs Cambridge literally dragged him away from his latest assembly.

“Hm? Pardon?”

“I said,” she growled, still dragging him away from his

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 40]

Chapter Forty.
(Gram’ma Josie at work, Anxiety all around, Good signs, and An important miscommunication)

Josie let the father and his inventions swarm for all of fifteen minutes. Plenty enough time for a first mother to get well over the idea of watching her go through the entire procedure. Nothing wearied a mother more than having the entire family fuss over her when she was busy doing the hardest work of her life.

The one called Hatchworth kept rummaging inside his

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 39]

Chapter Thirty-nine.
(A series of blinks, A change in fortune, A change in friends, and Some really big worries)

For Iris, events rushed by in blinks. She closed her eyes as a maid, and opened them a verified fiancee. Peter moved her into her own suite, and played host to a midwife of both good experience and good record.

The canny woman, later introduced as Gram’ma Josie, sized Iris up and down and announced, “Oh yes. That’s twins, all right.

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Challenge #01100-C003: One Almost Humorous Afternoon in a Discworld Pub

Scumble. from the Wonderful World of Sir Terry Prachett. -- Anon Guest

[AN: I suspect this is you, Knitnan]

"It's made from apples," said the grinning local.

"Mostly apples," amended the barman.

The visitor from another dimension picked it up. "I like apple juice," said the brass machine, and downed the thimble-full[1] in a trice. The steam-powered machine smacked its lips for a few seconds. "Kinda fizzy," he said. "Is it supposed to taste rotten?"

"Er," said one of the formerly-guffawing

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 38]

Chapter Thirty-eight.
(Cryptic utterances, Strange change of routine, Joyous news, and A fearful fate)

There was only one explanation that fit. Miss Iris had gone more than peculiar in his absence. She had odd, quiet fits of weeping where he couldn’t see her. And when she talked to him she was either baffling or angry with him

It began small, of course, with breakfast the morning after he came home.

“I have ceased being unwell,” she said out of nowhere.

“I

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 37]

Chapter Thirty-seven.
(A recurrence of levitation, The return of the good colonel, A new name, and Saved from sandwiches in anger)

Iris found out about Peter's return from the newspapers. Sightings of a gigantic mechanical giraffe were treated as amusing news by the press. Laughable jolly reports along the lines of some drunkards would see anything.

That man! The least he could have done was send one of his enigmatic telegrams.

But no, she had to find out at the same time

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 36]

Chapter Thirty-six.
(The journey home, Are we there yet?, Reflections on the weekend war, and Rabbit’s little revelation)

Sometimes, Peter wished that he could have walked the great automaton Delilah across the Atlantic. The gigantic giraffe had made short work of the vast distances in Africa, and she promised to be just as fast over the plains of the United States.

But despite that, his children were… well... children.

“Are we there, yet?”

“Three, we are fresh onto the East coast.

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 35]

Chapter Thirty-ffive.
(Good news, Better news, A bad bargain, and Nothing to fear)

Admiral Walter hadn't seen much of the Paddy since Peter had gone away with all his mechanical monst-- his machines. Hadn't heard much out of her since her suggestion for apology. Now she came into his office with something plaguing her mind. She was wan and weak. Definitely green about the gills. And prone to cling to sturdy furniture when it was available.

"Whatever's bit you?" he asked.

"...may

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 34]

Chapter Thirty-four.
(The war is over, An absence of news, Worries abound, and Kindness from others)

Iris was away at tea with the Pembrookes when the next telegram arrived from Egypt. Mrs Cambridge saved it for her, of course. Another simple message.

Becile defeated. Assisting Babclock in cleanup, rebuilding. Coming back soon.

Infuriatingly absent of any heartening information. Such as whether his children had survived the battle, or how well he had fared. Or if the generic, factory robots had performed as

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Iris and Peter Get Married (Eventually) [pt 33]

Chapter Thirty-three.
(An attempt at concealment, A missed dinner, Plans for war, and The Admiral’s weakness)

Iris made sure her presentation was spotless. The last thing she needed was for gossip to get about. Not until Peter was ready to steal the Admiral's march. It would serve the old man right for Peter to come to dinner with a spouse in tow.

The one she worried about the most was Mrs Cambridge. She seemed to have vision that rendered people transparent

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