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Challenge #00781 - B050: Suddenly Christine

I refuse point blank to touch ‘50 Shades of Grey’ with the proverbial 10 foot pole so. “Mister Grey or whoever he is wakes up in the body of a woman, one who is being manipulated by a scumbag like him. – knitnan

[AN: I’m not into that either. TW: Abuse, blood, pain, suicide, coarse language]

Pain.

His entire body hurt. He swore his hair hurt. Every inch of his skin was a sizzling symphony of agony. Christian Grey tried to move and winced as the sheets stuck to his skin. The air was rank with the smell of blood… but why was he hurt?

A male voice. Not his. “I said that it was time for breakfast. That means you have to move that lazy ass, slave.”

It was his blood. Liberally covering his body. Especially his breasts, hips and thighs.

What?

Christian pulled  the sheets off him. A battle since they were stiff with his blood. He cupped his breasts. Amazed at their presence.

“Yes. They’re lovely,” said the strange man. “Red is my favourite colour. This is your third chance to do as you’re told.”

“Are you insane?” said Christian. “Look at me. I need medical help.” His voice was high and reedy. Shamefully thick with emotion. “These wounds could get infected. Do you know how many pathogens are in human blood?”

The next thing he knew, his face was hot with agony and the stranger was in his face. Pulling his hair and choking him. “I. Said. MOVE! Or do you want another lesson like last night?”

Considering the pain and the spatter… and the dimming light available to his eyes, Christian shook his head. There had never been a sweeter breath of air as the one Christian took when the stranger let go. But he didn’t entirely let go. He still used Christian’s hair as a leash. Steering him into spacious and spotless kitchen and dining area. Forcing him onto a white leather stool and incidentally mashing his face into the white marble countertop.

His white marble countertop. His white leather furniture. His spacious, spotless, and well-appointed apartment.

And he was, according to the reflection in the marble, a mousy-haired, dough-faced creature with at least a halfway decent body. Exactly the type Christian would pick to be his personal slave and stress relief.

The stranger placed a plastic bowl in front of Christian and cuffed his hands behind his back.

“Since you insist on acting like an animal, Christine, you will eat like one. Bow your pretty little head and eat out of the bowl like an animal.”

It was scorching-hot oatmeal. And if he didn’t eat, he would doubtless have his face thrust into the hot goop. He ate enough to make the stranger ease down from his readiness to strike. “This can’t be legal,” he whispered. “It isn’t legal.”

“Is is, my dear. You signed the contract. You signed the NDA. Everything I do to you is with your prior consent.” A condescending chuckle. “It’s not my fault you were so hungry for my cock that you didn’t read it. Stupid bitch.” He smacked Christian with his open hand. Possibly to remind him that this stranger was the one in power. “You don’t have a legal leg to stand on. And if you dare try to escape again, I’ll sue you for breach of contract so hard that your distant relatives will have to share your debtor’s prison.”

Escape, he had said. Again. This meant that the Christine-he-was-now had some backbone. Which meant that this monster was going to be training her… him… with increasing violence until she was broken.

Not on my watch.

Christian ate. Grudgingly. Kept up the act until the monster was satisfied. Asked, politely, to have a bath, please master.

Of course he loaded the water with a stinging antiseptic. Ducked and scrubbed him roughly. And by all the signs, he was not going to stop until Christian cried. By the end of it, he was twice as sore as when he started. Left chained to a plinth of cruel-looking instruments. Doubtless designed to scare Christine. Christian knew them well.

“Be a good pet,” said the monster, “and I might be kind. Instead of using those on you tonight.”

The cuffs were tight and hard to escape. The apartment rather bare of everything that could cut… scars on Christine’s wrists indicated prior suicide attempts.

But there were still mirrors.

He put himself on the public, pristine master bedroom before he stabbed the broken glass into his inner thigh. Rolled all over the white comforter while he still had the power. Made sure his blood got everywhere.

There was more than one way to escape.

He remembered grinning as the power faded from his limbs. “Red is your favourite colour…” he said in Christine’s voice. Tried to laugh as the light faded from his eyes.

And woke in shock and agony in the same room he started in.

“I said that it was time for breakfast,” said the monster. “That means you have to move that lazy ass, slave.”

There truly was no escape.

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Challenge #00779-780 - B048-49: Fame and Glory

(1) “Oh! never try for the top job! Too many want to knock you off. Not even second or third, a comfortable spot somewhere near the top is best. And it’s So interesting watching the carnage. You might even get a book about it.”
(2) “Famous!! You want to be famous, Are you stark raving mad!”

[AN: Once again I have to remind my dear followers that I can only handle one prompt at a time. I know it’s

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Challenge #00778 - B047: Logic Dictator

A sentence that made me just want to hug the mad genius until they felt better:
Everything I did was logical. One day I’ll understand why that makes me the one who’s nuts.

I think they thought I’d be easy to manipulate. They thought they could feed me the correct facts to sway me. Sadly for them, I saw them for villainous plotters who would all be my puppeteer for two pins. They were quickly exposed for voting

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Challenge #00777 - B046: Hwell Barrow/Ax'and'l Incorporated

On an idea: Hahaha you can’t be serious oh god you’re serious.

“I told you, friend. Getting there faster gets us a bonus you wouldn’t believe.”

“That is an embargo net,” Ax’and’l gestured at the distant array of vessels. “It’s not only illegal to cross it, but it’s also lethal!”

“Naw these assholes aren’t sanctioned by anyone but themselves. It’s a mercy mission we’re on.

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Challenge #00776 - B045: The What?

How do the penguins feel about the slaughter of their Northern cousins, the Auks? The human word “Penguin” means “Southern Auk”, as far as I am aware. But there are no longer any Auks for them to be compared to.

“I have done some research,” said T'reka.

“Good for you,” said the Matriarch. She was not exactly dismissive, but she was busy. Assigning troops to the surface for the human naturalists to observe and film.

“Your people

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Challenge #00775 - B044: Muffin

Turns out some incubi or succubi do just as well - if not better - on platonic love than sexual.
Cue making covert bargains with children - the ‘cubi take the form of a stuffed toy, often creeping into the toy pile before the child can even walk, and become a beloved item. In return they keep the child safe from any other creepy crawlies that might be lurking. Some take up residence in nurseries and schools, the softest, best calm-down toys

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Challenge #00774 - B043: The Careful Calculation

Person #1: Fear is easy. Fear is cheap. Instead of fear, we’re going to give the people hope.
Person #2: Fear vs. Hope. Hardly an even match.
Person #1: That’s because you think of hope as something light and fragile. My version of hope has calluses and dirt under the fingernails and isn’t past bringing brass knuckles to a fight.

The board meetings of Cinderella Dreams were interesting. Around the Boardroom walls, circling the ceiling, was the company motto:

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Challenge #00773 - B042: It's Physics!

I think the only apt description for particle physics these days is ‘punch it until its maths come out.’

[AN: I always thought particle physics was throwing tiny bits of the universe at each other to see what fell out of the crash…]

It looked like a cross between sanskrit, greek and cuneiform. Because of the lines and brackets, Kylie guessed it was intense math. She boggled in amazement at her roommate, Katie, as she worked on the complicated sigils before

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Challenge #00772 - B041: Veni Vidi Vetinari

A magic demonstration goes wrong, and Lord Vetinari finds himself in modern conservative backwoods Texas.

The smoke cleared and Lord Havelock Vetinari raised an eyebrow. He was now seated on the stump of a tree and facing a very surprised and sunburned family who were evidently cooking something on a portable grille.

They were a mixture of scrawny and over-fed. And the most overfed were the adult males. Their bellies lapped over their pants. The females were underfed. Or rather, the young

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Challenge #00771 - B040: Great for Business

I never just derail a train of thought. I make wrecks that catch the cars on fire.

Kalle had ‘disruptive influence’ on her permanent record. She had no idea what to expect when Central Administration sent her to a training camp. Her vague concepts were nothing like the experience before her.

“You are a disrupter,” said the uniformed Administrator Plexx on the stage. “You can use this to the advantage of many. Corporations around the globe will

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Challenge #00770 - B039: Ancient Writings

Bring it the fuck on = Eam non valent, in (Eng->Lat)

[AN: My google translate disagrees and provides “adducet eam ad irrumabo” I trust any latin nerds in my audience will settle the debate]

Of all the things that could have possibly sated Shayde’s wanderlust, exploring he less popular areas of the station seemed the safest and least bother. What Rael hadn’t known at the time was Shayde’s capacity for finding adventures.

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Challenge #00769 - B038: Ballistic Rock

“We will, we will, Rock you!” As sung by the United Trebouchet Operators Choir. You figure out the circumstance. Have fun.

The trebuchets, massive siege weapons of wood and rope, fired silently. It was their payloads, landing against the stunt castle walls, that were part of the performance.

Two solid rocks, and a missile made of gravel and dried clay. They landed with a WHUMP-WHUMP, TSSSSHH. A relentless beat that required the scurrying co-ordination of hundreds.

“Buddy you’

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Challenge #00768 - B037: Pure Badness

You venerate purity for its own sake, a most pointless exercise. Pure Iron is brittle, corrodes and shatters easily. Pure copper or tin do not have the strength of bronze. Alloys are Stronger

There was a civilisation on Tsarkis. If one could call it that. In the Galactic Alliance’s opinion, it barely passed the bar.

For a start, there was a very rigid caste system. Enforced by the military caste and massive walls that divided district from district. Few, if

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The Coming Devestation

The last time the Great Wyrm attacked, the Kingdom of Nalun’g was rent asunder. Now, after almost a century of repair and reconstruction, the land sickens, holy symbols warp and tarnish, and the young and artists are plagued be nightmares that, horribly enough, may be prophecies.
The signs are there. The Beast is Coming…

(#00767 - B036)

Of course Nalun'g searched for a hero. Knights, barbarians, thieves and assassins all tried their hands at eliminating the Wyrm.

They were never seen

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The Travelogue Continues

After leaving Francoeur behind, Kurt and Todd find themselves in South Park, bizarre animation and all. How will they cope with being the 184th strangest thing to happen to the town?.

(#00766 - B035)

It had been another typical morning at the bus stop. The usual debate had come around to the subject of mothers.

“Mmf F mmmf mf Mmmmmmm'f mmf mf f mmmmf,” said Kenny.

“You take that back, you sonofabitch,” Cartman challenged.

“Get over it,

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