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Challenge #01081-B349: Found Divinity

Prometheus, and all the other 'gave knowledge to mortals and was cast down for it' gods/goddesses/other mythical figures from various mythologies, being found by mortals, rescued from their punishments, and thanked properly. Even if it's only the first one being found, and the realisation that the others exist, and must be helped. -- RecklessPrudence

[AN: After a little bit of Wiki Wandering, Prometheus is the only one who got punished for sharing wisdom... but I can pretend there's others]

The Alps in summer are still cold. But not often deadly. I like to wander through them and take photographs. The path least travelled and all that.

Well. Anyway.

I got turned around, up in the mountains. Not very bad, you understand. The sort of turned around that you get when you're nearly sure you know where you are and a familiar landmark could be just around the corner. You know the feeling, right?

Yes, of course I always have my GPS and compass with me. I'm not an idiot.

Anyway, I turned the corner and found this guy. Chained to the rock. He was immense. Huge dude. Muscular as anything. And it looked like he'd been there for centuries. Seriously. The rock had eroded and deposited around him. There were trees growing out of his hair.

And an ugly scar, just below his ribs, that looked like something kept opening an old wound.

I tried to take photos, but they all came out weird. The best shot I got of him was a human-shaped flame. That's not what I saw.

And of course I said the most idiotic thing a person could say. "Are you okay?"

He didn't speak. He spake. There's a difference. For a start, the words were in my head. No sound. His lips moved, but there was no sound.

He spake thusly: 1. I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER BEHOLD A MORTAL. OR THAT A MORTAL WOULD ERE BEHOLD ME.

There was something about him that made me afraid. "How long have you been there?"

He spake again: 2. HOW LONG HAVE MORTAL MEN AND WOMEN SUCH AS THEE CRAWLED UPON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH? HOW LONG HAS THERE BEEN FIRE?

"You need to come down from there," I decided. His chains were wrought iron. Made to last and proof against the elements. But they weren't made to withstand a tungsten-carbide and cerametal saw designed to help hack through granite when a hiker has been trapped in a landslide.

He watched me begin and spake, 3. I THANK THEE FOR THINE EFFORTS, MORTAL, BUT THE OTHER GODS FORGED THOSE BINDS TO BE PROOF AGAINST ANY HUMAN EFFORT.

"And how long ago was that?" I was making headway.

4. I HAVE LOST TRACK OF THE COUNTLESS CENTURIES. SINCE THE FIRST CITIES BEGAN TO DIM THE STARS. SINCE HUMANS DISCOVERED IRON.

And I was through the first of them. Onto the second. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure they thought we'd stay like that." I grinned for him. "Not a chance. You got a name, handsome?"

He was looking at his hand like it was the first time he had seen it in... well... forever. 5. THIS IS WHAT THEY FEARED. THAT THINE PEOPLE WOULD BECOME EQUAL WITH MINE. And after a little bit, he added, 5:1. THEY CALLED ME PROMETHEUS. IT IS AS GOOD A NAME AS THE MANY I HAVE BORNE THROUGH THE EONS.

"Prometheus..." I started in on the ankle chains. I had to cut parallel to his legs. They were chained more directly to the rock. It also meant I'd have to slow down when I got near the other side. "My gram'ma used to tell me stories from the old legends. Prometheus brought humanity the fire of knowledge... and then the others chained him... to..." I got one ankle free, but that wasn't why I slowed my words.

6. THAT IS I.

"With the vulture pecking out your liver?"

Nod.

"Every day?"

Nod.

I started in on the last ankle bond with renewed vigour. "Nuts to that. I'm getting you out of here. We owe you that much. Minimum." I had to use scissors to free him from the tree. His hair had kept growing and... you know. Outdoors and all that. It was an uneven, choppy imitation of a buzz cut, but he managed to rock the look.

I mean, come on. He was rocking the vines-and-random-debris loincloth, too. I'm full-on lesbian, right? But I would not kick him out of my bed if he turned up in it. And I do admit to dribbling more than a little as he stretched for the first time in millennia.

7. MY ETERNAL THANKS TO YOU, MORTAL. I WOULD BLESS YOU WITH IMPROVED LEARNING, AND THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHERE OTHERS LIKE I ARE TRAPPED, ALSO.

I didn't even have the time to ask, "There's others?" because the knowledge was already in my head. Places. Punishments. The names of the gods so cruelly incarcerated.

Humanity owes them. All of them. Big time. I have what I need to know to find them. And now I can learn things without trying too hard or burning out or just... staring out of a window at the birds instead of studying. It's amazing. I pick things up like three thousand times faster than I used to.

But what I really need to do... is get some help. There's trapped gods all over the place. Punished for the crime of giving us our start out of the stone age. I have the co-ordinates. I need people who know who they are. Who are willing to free them. And, of course, money.

It's worth it. I promise.

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Challenge #01080-B348: It Used to be a Good Shortcut...

Person #1: You're talking about shoving me in a torpedo and launching me at a planet!

Person #2: Details! Now shut up and get in there. -- RecklessPrudence

"No," said Rael. "I'm a little tired of being treated like some immensely indestructible thing for everyone else's convenience."

"But you are a-- mmmumf mmmf mfflmmff."

"Blakely. Can it." The captain took a deep breath. "You're right. We should have consulted you. But these Sargasso-style pirates have rigged it so that only the smallest

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Challenge #01079-B347: Epic Levels of Pettiness

Inspired by Gallafreya's prompt. Magical entity turns up to claim child, only to be told, snarkily. "We had twins! You can have that one, it's only a girl. We, of course will keep our firstborn son for ourselves. 18 years later the results. -- Knitnan

When the wicked witch came for the child, the Prince and Princess had what they thought was a happy solution.

"We had twins," beamed the girl who had bargained a life for magic. "We'll keep the son

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Challenge #01078-B346: A Miracle by the Riverside

We have a saying, "They're not dead 'til they're warm and dead" -- Gallifreya

Lizards watched in alarm as the humans pulled the child out of the freezing water. Limp and lifeless, the sad scrap of a life seemed beyond salvage. And yet...

The humans around the baby were working tirelessly to instil life into the apparently lifeless. They stripped off wet clothes. Wrapped the tiny body in foil and applied heating blankets. Warmed up bags of saline to plumb into the

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Challenge #01077-B345: Urban Swashbuckler

Out for a walk and carrying a golf umbrella, walker is attacked by nesting birds. Falls into temptation from watching Far Too Many Fantasy Shows. Opening line. "Beware foul fiends for I am the greatest blade you'll ever meet!" And there are bystanders. Have fun! -- Knitnan

There are several ways to carry an umbrella in modern society, and none of them worked for Latora. There was always one convenience after another that made all the traditional methods a problem. Which was

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Challenge #01076-B344: An Unsettling Necessity

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NECROMANCERS! YAAAY! -- Gallifreya

[AN: This prompt was NEARLY spoiled by the CMC getting their Cutie Marks. Almost]

Mayor Mare had let them use an abandoned shop as their Cutie Mark Crusader headquarters. Now that there was help for ponies who wanted to get or understand their marks, there was business.

And very rarely, it came from parents worried about their foals.

Gloomy Doom was a black filly with an equally dark mane. She was one of the few

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Challenge #01075-B343: Ah, My Old Enemy...

"A robot who encounters a problem, attempts to find the solution, makes it worse, and then continues attempting to fix it until their programmer arrives to find them banging shit together and swearing"

from http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/134743888161/ryttu3k-audacityinblack-durpacerangerrogjro -- Anon Guest

"Th-this is just stage one," murmured Alphys. "A test."

It looked like a brick with buttons and dials and -yes- a big LED readout for a face.

"I-I-I'll be adding f-features, later. Like. L-l-legs..."

Metta slid into the

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Challenge #01074-B342: When Realities Collide

"No, sir. They're not green, they're blue! They talk funny and they're drinking everything!" -- Anon Guest

[AN: a doff of the witch's hat and a formal bow to Sir Terry Pratchett. You are still missed. Also I saw that reference to Monty Python, you magnificent sneak]

Kazooland, though it is a reality unto itself, is also a Corridor realm. It has little back doors to every other realm of imagination. Soft spots where you can trip over another reality without a

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Challenge #01073-B341: One Lazy Afternoon in Shayde's Entertainment Lounge

Is laughing at someone doing something stupid and reaping the consequences a very human thing?

"They're fine, so it's funny"

Even the idiot that tried to go sledding on a bin lid is laughing (leg in plaster optional)

"Look how far I flew when I came off!" -- Gallifreya

"What the living heck is this?" demanded Rael.

On her screen, two 'knights' in cardboard armour sat in shopping trolleys and held broomsticks like lances. They faced off at opposite sides of a

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Challenge #01072-B340: Pursued Knowledge

Someone that can see, or at least somehow perceive, Lewis/the deadbeats and is determined to study them -- Gallifreya

A shot of the old haunted house. Then a mirror, in which someone was wearing a headcam.

"They've left the house," said the person. "This is my chance to investigate the phenomenon. I've been living in the neighbourhood and I've seen a few weird things. I know something else is in there. They never lock their doors so I'm going in."

The

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Challenge #01071-B339: One Good Apple

A TV psychic with genuine ability and their crew end up on "This Old Haunted Mansion" -- Gallifreya

Pamela Aerie ran a very small psychic show on the local PBS with a budget so small that they had to recycle their shoestrings. She filmed a lot of it with the one camera she'd owned since 1988 and the help of her husband and children.

And she was one of the few who actually asked permission to guest on their webcast.

The instant

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Challenge #01070-B338: One Slow Afternoon at Unsuitable Food Eat

EUREKA!

Which is greek for "This bath is %*£&ing cold!" -- Gallifreya

"I thought it meant, 'hand me a towel'."

"I heard it was, 'there's a cockroach in the bath'."

"No, no, no. It really means, 'is my time up already'."

Shayde, gloomily watching her joke plummet like a leaden balloon that was currently on fire, tapped the countertop for another fudge sundae. "What goes around comes around," she sighed. "And this one went around so often it's no' a joke

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Challenge #01069-B337: Out in the Rain

The Underground residents and Weather. -- Gallifreya

They were all clustered together inside the nearest police station. Mostly, clustered around Frisk in a protective and comforting manner. The cluster of monsters tightened a little as the ceiling made a noise.

"W-w-what is that?" quavered Alphys.

Frisk signed, Rain.

"I saw that in your animes," whispered Undyne. "Clear water just... falls out of the sky." She grinned widely. "I have got to see this!"

The monsters swarmed out into the parking lot. Even

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Challenge #01068-B336: A Reason to Sing

Sans, you have a lovely singing voice! -- Gallifreya

[AN: This prompt references this fan mix of a song called Drop Pop Candy. CAUTION: That song is an ear-worm. Do not listen until you have something that trumps everything.]

Sans hadn't realised he was singing out loud until Frisk began clapping. He hadn't been in a mood to sing since... O Gods... since the first time they had escaped the underground. So many resets ago.

It had been over a year. Things.

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Challenge #01067-B335: They've Been Hiding up There For Ages

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Frisk the undisputed monarch of hide and seek (and massive troll) -- Gallifreya

One thing the files said about Frisk, was that if they didn't want to be found, the seeker would never find them.

One rather malevolent foster parent called the police to search for them, and the child just spontaneously turned up in the rear of a squad car. With a friend who was not so good at

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