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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ofdarklands: browneyedcunt: jillstrif: Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART


doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.


#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life


I will ALWAYS reblog the tiny cat sleeping soundly beneath its tissue blanket, with its little kleenex pillow <3

Tiny hunter, dream of mice
Rest on the tissues
Made for catching sadness mist

[Wah, I suck at haiku]

It's not easy being us...

Mystique has a chance encounter with (a somewhat older than Evo-time, say 17-21) Wolfsbane, while both are enjoying a day “off duty” from their respective roles of villain and hero - idle conversation takes a turn toward venting about teammates, and an odd sort of mutual respect comes about, due to their shared connection; namely, both of them understanding the frustrations and aggravations and perks and benefits that are unique to being a shapeshifter (even if one’s forms

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Challenge #00224: Tea and Scales

Ever read the Patricia Wrede’s Enchanted Forest books, starring Princess Cimorene and Kazul the Dragon?

Cimorene and Sara seem very similar people, I bet they’d get along like a house on fire. *hint hint*

[AN: more books on my to-read list. I still have yet to get through The Ocean at the End of the Lane]

“Ah, hello,” said a wall. “Would I be in trouble if I came out of hiding?”

Cimorene paused

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Challenge #00223: Wedding Jitters

Medieval AU!

Sara’s mother is thrilled to have finally arranged a marriage contract for her daughter to prestigious House Toynbee, accepted without even having the two intended meet each other. At last, her girl is going to have to behave like a proper young lady, and if not, well, she’s their problem now.

And then comes the wedding day, when the two heirs finally meet…

[AN: If you start humming the GoT theme during this, I’

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frikadeller: iamtonysexual: painted-bees: tmirai: hallokatzchen: sourcedumal: countessnoir: countessnoir: Is this circulating...

frikadeller:

iamtonysexual:

painted-bees:

tmirai:

hallokatzchen:

sourcedumal:

countessnoir:

countessnoir:

Is this circulating because if it’s not it needs to be, this armor is totally practical. 

Bringing it back the totally suitable lace dick sheet armor 

So can he be on my team?

I’m a cleric so I’m good backup I swear…

Who do I have to pay to get this armor design into a game?

Now this is the sort of sexism and objectification I could shove money at.

Hunter,

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More of Danny's World!

Silver is superstition- but garlic holds power.

(#00222)

It was a very bad haze season, this year. Her neighbours were prone to blame her, owing to her ‘unnatural’ status as the boy who was a girl.

The haze knew, though. They knew when her body didn’t match her soul. It was proof enough for some, but others… Well, there was a reason she was headed to an Aunt’s house.

The sun was going down and

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earth-song: The Peacock spider or Gliding spider (Maratus volans) is a species of jumping spider. Octavius Pickard-Cambridge noted in his...

earth-song:

The Peacock spider or Gliding spider (Maratus volans) is a species of jumping spider.

Octavius Pickard-Cambridge noted in his original description that “it is difficult to describe adequately the great beauty of the colouring of this spider".

The red, blue and black colored males have flap-like extensions of the abdomen with white hairs that can be folded down. They are used for display during mating: the male raises his abdomen, then expands and raises the flaps so that the abdomen

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fuchsiamae: didyouknowgaming: Gamers. http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf #loudly yells 'THE STEREOTYPE ABOUT TEENAGE BOYS...

fuchsiamae:

didyouknowgaming:

Gamers.

http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf

#loudly yells ‘THE STEREOTYPE ABOUT TEENAGE BOYS BEING THE REAL/ONLY GAMERS IS INCREASINGLY BECOMING OBSOLETE’ #’PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR MARKET IS 100% STRAIGHT WHITE MEN WITH NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN OR FEMALE CHARACTERS’ #places megaphone on the ground and walks away


Thank you!

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Challenge #00221: Relics

Easy come, easy go-go.

The name of the vessel was the Remembrance Maru, and according to her registry, she was a pleasure vessel. All passengers and crew had evacuated after a micro-meteor shower had pierced both her defenses and the hull. Now, after a slow cruise from eternity, she’d turned up again in Amalgam’s local space.

Shayde was instantly interested, of course. She all but carried Rael down the long and winding route to Dry Dock’s

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Challenge #00220: Tempus Flakkit

Time as currency and the dreadful issue of small talk while handing your life away and being 30 seconds short whilst on your commute.

Nomadic life was fine, so long as one was healthy. However, there were still illnesses that forced a stay. Stays cost. Hot-rack hotel beds were fine for sleeping, and you could harvest any food you wanted in the working gardens, but if you didn’t know an apprentice Gyik chef, the odds of getting it cooked for

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Challenge #00219: Drained

The worst way for Rogue to gain her sense of touch. Heavy angst.

She only knew him as Leech. Since he turned up as the Acolyte’s secret weapon, turning off powers just by standing around, he fascinated her. It was his job to be in their way. And it forced them all to hone the skills that did not require their powers.

He always worked alone. No backup. Just clever trick after clever trick until she found the cleverest trick

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