An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Comicverse crackfic circa Winding Way.
Dear xottxot went and did this for me. I'm an infographic! Squeee!
Dear xottxot went and did this for me.
I’m an infographic! Squeee!
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Iron Chef - Mechanicsburg!
(#00161)
“READY!”
“What I want to know is—”
“STEADY!”
“—who thought this was a good idea?”
“COOK!”
Gil winced as the klaxon blared. “Well, given the -ah- intense emotion, and the fact that this town’s had enough battle…”
“PENALTY FOR KNIFE THROWING!”
“…I thought this was slightly more rational.”
One competitor had not bothered attempting to sabotage the competition. She had knives flying, all right, but they were chopping, slicing, dicing, julienne-ing and otherwise preparing food. The grim determination in her
Read more »Trilogy progress, book 2, part 3
40K words accomplished. 20K to go.
Assuming I don’t go bananas and decide to put more than that in.
Read more »inconvenient-harpist: the word is actually DOUGHNUT, not DONUT dunkin donuts spells it wrong okay Amen
the word is actually DOUGHNUT, not DONUT
dunkin donuts spells it wrong okay
Amen
Read more »Gil and Tarvek try Agatha's "special coffee".
(#00160)
“Honestly, that flask says ‘Do not open’. There has to be a reason.”
“Exactly why I’m opening it. To see why[1].”
Tarvek, at least, had the sense to duck and cover.
“Some kind of liquid…” Gil sniffed cautiously. “It’s coffee!”
“It’s in a sealed container with a warning label! That alone is enough to put it back where it came from!”
“…there was something important I was supposed to remember about coffee…”
Tarvek growled. “Oh, warm it
Read more »Jean decides to go for the special award for community service offered by Bayville High in exchange for 200 hours of volunteering. Xavier...
(#00159)
“The prize is a car,” said Jean. “You have no idea what that means for me.”
“There’s something wrong with my car?” said Scott.
“Yeah, I have to go where you want to take me. I’m going for it.”
*
Jean opened the little envelope. “Looks like I’m a candy-striper at the veterans home. Huh.”
“Hooray,” deadpanned Kurt. “Bedpans and unwanted PDA’s from old folks.”
“Ignore him,” said Kitty. “He’s still bitter about the whole animal shelter
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Headcannon backstoriness and insanity :)
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Portal Crackfic written before Portal 2 was a thing.
Read more »Kurt's idea of volunteering at the animal shelter may not have been the best idea.
(#00158)
“Any previous experience?”
“Ja, I helped rehabilitate a few animals back home,” said Kurt. He decided not to mention the pet raven, deer, squirrels or the nearly-tame wolf. “I’m very good with them.”
“Nothing… professional?”
“Eh… Heirelgart is a little bit… isolated. We had a traveling vet and a traveling doctor. We learned to help ourselves, ne? For a time, I *was* the vet.”
“Mm.” Shuffle shuffle, went the papers on the lady’s desk. “Well, you can start by
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Portal crackfic.
Read more »ficwar prompt: Jager shipping wars.
(#00157)
“Aggil!” Xox roared, proving he was a proponent of Agatha/Gil.
“Targatha!” Hollered Drej, proving he was a proponent of Agatha/Tarvek.
“Aggil!”
“Targatha!”
“Aggil!”
“Targatha!”
“RRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!”
Pixo kept supping her soup.
“Hyu is not fightink?” asked a so-far casual bystander.
“Hy try to schtay out ov dese tings,” she admitted. “But hy am a liddle fond of Agthar.”
“Agthar?”
“Agatha/Othar.”
The bystander made a face. “Eugh. Hyu haz not goot taste.”
“Which is vhy Hy schtay out ov dese
Read more »amongthegentlymad: imperfectwriting: norwegianblues: THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how...
Read more »THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).
So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he
The Jagerkin: who knew they had such a passion for matchmaking? (and such a lack of talent at it)?
(#00156)
“He iss boy, hyu iss gorl. Vhat more could hyu vant?”
“How about a pulse?” she indicated the man in question. A rather well-preserved mummy in their current oubliette. He had fantastic bone structure, but then… all he was was bone structure. “Or flesh?”
“Hokay, so he needs a liddle of de fixink opp. Since vhen is dot new?”
“I don’t have the equipment, and I’m not exactly certain he’ll be worth the bother. That, and I’ll
Read more »Little Blob Lost
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
DS9 AU crackfic. Stand back.
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