Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don’t like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men’s Rights blogs on tumblr so if this baby platypus gets over 36 notes i will be okay and i will see people reblogging this platypus instead of mean things
Read more »Reblog this if knowing somone is bisexual/pansexual doesnt change your friendship/how you think of that person.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said “I drank what?” — RecklessPrudence
Jones had had enough. “Actually, he said that he owed a rooster to Asclepius, the Greek god of healing, and asked his friend to pay the debt. He knew damn well he was drinking hemlock and chugged it like it was cheap beer.”
The rest of the meeting stared at her.
“I’m tired of historically inaccurate jokes, okay? Socrates was a bad-ass and nobody
Read more »(New scientific project posts a status update. Buried in hundreds of lines of technical jargon is this)
IA!! IA!! SIS BOOM BA! OLD ONES!! OLD ONES!! RAH-RAH-RAH!!
YOG-SOTHOTH!!
(Followed by:)
To summarize, there should be no harmful side-effects from this project. – RecklessPrudence
“Jenkins… I do understand the natural frustration with our sponsors not reading the technical data they pay for, but…” Paulson handed over the page with the highlighted passage. “Was this absolutely necessary?”
Jenkins
Read more »i was just playing around with my imagination then everything got all intense o_o
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If there’s one thing the internet as a whole can aspire to be, it’s infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters. – RecklessPrudence
Communication has always been the barrier to creativity. But now those barriers were only limited by language. And even then, there were translation apps.
Such apps were very useful to Archivaas Nel, whose job it was to trawl the archives and file each and every item. Cross-referencing, of course, in case someone wanted to trace a work to its
Read more »Warning: I *WILL* turn it into a story
Read more »Hatchworth → The Hatchmeister
I want the backstory to the last two gifs IMMEDIATELY. Like, who was than mean old man? His name, his habits, and how horrid he was to poor babybot Hatchy.
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“It occurs to me…your inability to use the brain evolution granted you is none of my concern.” – RecklessPrudence
[AN: In case you’re wondering, it’s pronounced “fee co seff a lop ath ee”. The medical state of having shit for brains]
“Heads up, I got me a creeper,” Shayde announced as she parked herself uncomfortably close to him.
There would be no answers forthcoming from Shayde, who acted as if everyone
Read more »Have a cute pouting Rabbit while I’m still struggling with this whole ‘drawing style’ mystery XD how draw :c
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
“stupid spine never lets me have no fun. i only wanted to pet the bears.”
Okay I couldn’t just leave that XDDD
I love how The Spine is all roughed up in this. Like you KNOW he got in there and rescued his sister from the bears before she
Read more »If you want to build a space ship, don’t tax people to collect the money and don’t command them around to do tasks, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the universe. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery, paraphrasing. (c/- RecklessPrudence)
[AN: Yeah, I’m pretty darn certain that if you crowd-funded space travel, you would never need to look for money ever again. You’d have people paying for the privilege of working on it, too]
Hi.
Read more »Read more »It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at
*runs and hides*
[Almost an accurate portrait, too :) I love it :D]
Magnificent art by temple-ait - if you aren’t already following this marvellous person, I suggest you do.
::smooches::
Read more »If you become a monster to put down a monster you’ve still got a monster running down at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all. – RecklessPrudence
Beware the hand of the Enlisted Man, for all he has known is to kill – Galactic Proverb.
They called it the War of the Monsters. Those who survived it. And there weren’t many of those who survived it. Biotechs in
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