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Challenge #00495 - A120: An Attempt Was Made

And they never spoke of the peanut-butter lobster incident again.

Meals, they said, were a uniting factor. Food, they said, was universal. Humans, they said, would eat anything.

But not this.

Plate after plate after plate of it came back. They were supposed to love lobster! But they were sending this all back with comments like, “it tastes funny” or “I’m allergic to the sauce”.

One of them even came into the kitchens to find Byaadi weeping into what should have been the mashed potatoes.

“I’m guessing there’s some problems with human cuisine?”

“I don’t understand,” Byaadi wept. “The recipe seemed simple enough. Lobsters and butter…”

“Yes, but… not peanut butter.”

Blink. Sniff. Gasp. “There’s more than one kind?”

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Steam Quest [SPRPG] (unfinished) [ACTUAL]

Steam Quest [SPRPG] (unfinished) [ACTUAL]

Steam Quest [SPRPG] (unfinished) [ACTUAL]

This is me:

::derp derp derp:: I haven’t written that much. I’ll write a bit more and then post it.
[Writes a paragraph or two. Puts down]
[Comes back] ::derp derp derp:: I haven’t written that much. I’ll write a bit more and then post it.
[Repeat for quite a while]

One novella later:

::derp derp derp:: Hm. Actually, I’ve written a

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mechanical-mustache: I could but I'd just feel so embarrassssssed But my ideas were fun like Hatchworth as the creepy Russian dude with all...

mechanical-mustache:

I could but I’d just feel so embarrassssssed

But my ideas were fun like

Hatchworth as the creepy Russian dude with all the rats

The Spine and Rabbit instead of the two old theatre women

And steve was coraline with little Steve as his button eyed doll

And Peter was the other “mother” with a creepier, more intricate key mask to match the lock on the little door

And I thought about having Michael reed as Wybie

Hatchworth’s

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Random CoraSpine stuffs

First off, the SPG world has too many characters to fit everyone into a verbatim recast.

Though some fit easier than most…

Something to remember, though, for all its modern trappings, Coraline is still a Faerie tale. That’s Fae with an E. On purpose. Because those suckers are *VICIOUS*

My mother said I never should 
Play with the faeries in the wood 
If I did, she would say 
You naughty child to disobey 
Your hair won’t grow,

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a-little-bi-furious: bisexualsaregreat: The word 'bisexual' is still blocked on Google. The word 'bisexual' is still blocked on...

a-little-bi-furious:

bisexualsaregreat:

The word ‘bisexual’ is still blocked on Google.

The word ‘bisexual’ is still blocked on Google.

The word ‘bisexual’ is still blocked on Google.

If you haven’t signed the change.org petition yet, sign it now. 

Boosting because young bisexuals are told to google for resources and to find a bi community and the word is blocked because it’s considered dirty.

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Challenge #00494 - A119: One Fine Evening in the Commerce District of Station Alpha Five.

Sorry, but here’s another prompt http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/78934269709/harblkun-hookteeth-beltaguise-fantasy

Personally I just submit them as I have ideas/spot them on tumblr, but I try not to send 20 at once

[AN: I’m sure I did this before… But again]

“I’ve found a B or a D is better for me. There’s a fine balance between thermal security and back, neck and shoulder problems.”

A human sauntered over to

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