You really don’t understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven’t been subjected to it.
talkmagically: You really don't understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven't been subjected to it.
Challenge #00509 - A134: Domesticated Predators
Read more »On “Humans are crazy” in general and pets in particular.
Humanity’s domesticated species are, for the most part, herbivores, right? So what possessed us to decide that the animals we let into our homes would largely be carnivores? Now, imagine a species where that is not true.
“AH! Look out! That predator is near your young!”
“Oh, that’s just Missy, she’s harmless.”
„,And then just when they’ve adjusted to that, they see why even
If I start writing SKIP Revamped...
Would it count as fan fiction if it’s entirely in the world as modmad describes…
Or would it be profic that I could plausibly sell (and share any profits with)
Because, if it’s fanfic, I can get into it right now [and use up a free prompt] but if it’s profic it then languishes on the queue…
…and those plot bunnies look SO fluffy…
Which is it? Fanfic or Pro?
Read more »Don't kill yourself, please.
Read more »If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
Challenge #00508 - A133: Sola Terra Australi
If every country except Australia vanished, we’d be sending our convicts to England.
(Tongue-in-cheek, no offence meant) – RecklessPrudence
The Parliament had been in an uproar, of course. They were in an uproar for five days. And one question remained unsolvable:
“Who the hell do we sell shit to now?”
Australia still was the lucky country. It was lucky enough to miss out on a planet-wide apocalypse. It was lucky to survive intact, with all its population whole and
Read more »New taste thrill!
Invented by my SO and my eldest, Mayhem.
Take a Cheezle. Yes, those faux-cheese cylinder snacks.
Now fill the middle with spray cream.
Congratulations, you now have a “creamle” [pron: cream-ul]
Now eat that nasty business and be amazed.
Read more »re: vampire+lady actress comic- is it bizarre that at first I thought it was a comment on his dentistry? Before I saw the actual text, I...
My writing queue as it stands:
1. Book 3 of the Hevun’s Child series (WRITTEN!)
2. EDITING (fuck)
3. The Amity Incident (aka that thing with T’reka)
4. Editing again (shit)
5. Kung Fu Zombies (I shit you not)
6. I honestly don’t know if I even need to edit that…
7. Big F*ckin’ Spiders, Mate (again, I shit you not)
8. Possibly lots of editing
9. something I started earlier and need to finish (TBA)
10. More
modmad: The first time he saw the Sun (aka. things-I-didn't-know-I-was-going-to-draw-in-my-lunchbreak no.75815) She’s a...
The first time he saw the Sun (aka. things-I-didn’t-know-I-was-going-to-draw-in-my-lunchbreak no.75815)
She’s a multitalented actress, ignored by those who could make her career because of the colour of her skin.
He’s a shy, soft-spoken vampire who’s too polite to get the blood he needs to survive.
And, incidentally, he’s just fallen rather heavily in love.
It’s 1887.
They fight crime.
Stop me before I start writing a goldurn novel about
What movie was #1 at the box office when you were born?
What movie was #1 at the box office when you were born?
mine is 'The Fly'
Home alone
FUCK
Good morning, Vietnam.
Return of the Jedi. Hell yes.
Rambo: First Blood part II.
But if I'd have had the sense to be been exactly born a month later, it could have been BttF. D:
Pet Sematary... Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
The Lion King, I think. :)
Black hawk down
I am slightly peeved
Read more »A study in contrasts
A guy who is nice, as opposed to a “nice guy” – RecklessPrudence
(#00507 - A132)
Sid’s first question, whenever he encountered someone who was having trouble was, “Would you like some help?”
It was a good question, simply because some people were only experiencing temporary difficulties and tended to get angry when other folks just barged in.
And there were other questions that came first. Like, “Is this guy bothering you?” whenever he saw a
Read more »Replace the vowels in your URL with "oodle"
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Read more »Origami Denseness
Wow. This isn’t fractal denseness, it’s origami denseness. It’s like a beautiful work of art that you can unfold to make it seem even more dense. – RecklessPrudence
[AN: Prompt edited to be less offensive - I hope]
(#00506 - A131)
“Let me get this straight,” said Security Officer Trel. “Someone actually told you that they’d go out with you if you managed to clean… The Glunk.”
“Damn straight. Fine ass
Read more »I learned something this morning
I learned that herbal sleep aids don’t friggin work when I’ve been woken, yet again, by my beloved at bumblefuck in the morning.
It took me an hour to give up on sleep.
Ffffffffffuuuuuuuu….
Read more »pageofdickbutt: Internutter posted a prompt like fifty years ago and I somehow stumbled upon it Yay! Someone did the thing!
Internutter posted a prompt like fifty years ago and I somehow stumbled upon it
Yay! Someone did the thing!
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sarkyfancypants: Uuh... it's hard to explain, it's a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not...
Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.
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