Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

lawrencetheshark: all-dressed-up-for-a-hit-and-run: nevvyinthetardislock: PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST burnthepasttotheground imperialguard64 ...

lawrencetheshark:

all-dressed-up-for-a-hit-and-run:

nevvyinthetardislock:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

burnthepasttotheground  imperialguard64  zombieslayer283  slickdiamond

ourfeminismftw  facesofpriviledge  lolimawomyn  random-guy-universe

oldsexistwhiteguy renamorcen  pussyjuice69  flyingpiratemonkey

bottomfeeder666  pottergeek622  hobo-boy throw-away-opinions

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THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO START PHOTOSHOPPING ANY SELFIES TAGGED UNDER COMMON TAGS LIKE “me” “my face” ETC. PLEASE BE SAFE

i refuse to stop reblogging these. i know that everybody and their mother is probably reblogging these and theyre probably all over everyones dash BUT i have yet to see one post with all the same tags and

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Book cover wanted

theartistsmarketplace:

internutter

What I want drawn: The setting is a rainforest-type jungle, loaded with alien plants and strange creatures that look like they belong there. Two figures are prominent. In the foreground, a scientifically-plausible anthropomorphic guinea-fowl wearing a pocketed vest and a small number of over-the-shoulder bags. Her feathers appear, from a distance, to be pale grey. Her arms are a hybrid of wings and tetradactyl(four-fingered) hands. She is clearly in a panic. [If you show the bird-person’s legs, she

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Challenge #00555 - A180: Essential Developments

Ridiculous fact of the day: We went to the moon before we thought to put wheels on suitcases.

Some things are essential for cogniscent development. The ability to control heat is one. Civilisation in any form is another.

It is impossible to have a planet where the entire population are dancers. People must eat. People must learn. People must make insipid sitcoms and nobody knows why.

But some things… don’t always happen in the correct order.

“Wait,”

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Challenge #00554 - A179: The Second-Unkindest Cut

“Aliens do not understand papercuts.”

The death world menace flinched, howling in agony. “Idonotfirkinbelievethis!” It dropped the weapon it was holding. “Agodsdamnedpapercut. Afterallthis, agodsdamnedpapercut…”

The huddling assembly of survivors blinked in confusion. This creature had survived toxic gas, lacerations, contusions, concussion, shock, awe, and extremes of temperatures… and now it was halted by a relatively minor injury to its apparently thick hide.

It wasn’t even bleeding, there.

Yet the creature stopped. Retreated,

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Challenge #00553 - A178: Monstrous, Not a Monster

(based on your SPG/MiP crossover)

Francoeur’s initial efforts to help with the wounded, being generally scared of the soldiers, figuring out he can carry tons of resources and singing to everyone.

They still ran the cabaret, though it was starting to be more of a hospice and partially a hotel. More and more soldiers came in, and more and more saw him in all his monstrous glory.

Nothing gets a soldier reaching for their weapons faster than a seven-foot-tall flea.

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Challenge #00552 - A177: Mischief at Work

Pretending to be an exhibit at the waxworks museum.

The real trick, of course, is to blink or change poses when no-one is watching. Or, in the case of this waxwork exhibit, adopt a pose when someone approached.

She had hers already. Propped up at the writing desk and staring at the blinking cursor. In some, she actually dropped off to sleep like that, and nobody noticed the difference.

At least she didn’t snore sitting up.

But this time, she

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disneysmermaids: cherribalm: site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word site for when you can only remember part...

disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES

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Dang...

I just idly took out my calculator and worked something out.

Hevun’s Ambassador and Hevun’s Gate together cost a person $5.98 - which is pretty good value for a whole firkin trilogy.

Now if everyone who downloaded a free copy of Hevun’s Rebel [that’s 657 peeps BTW] bought the rest of the trilogy… I would have…

Absolutely no fargin’ worries at all. [Mind you, that almost $4K would quickly go

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