Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Throughout 2013, author C. M. Weller wrote a story a day, every day, based on challenges submitted via Tumblr users across the globe. Three...

Throughout 2013, author C. M. Weller wrote a story a day, every day, based on challenges submitted via Tumblr users across the globe.

Three hundred and sixty-five hand-crafted stories from that year are collected here for your convenience.

No scrolling necessary! No need to plough through Tumblr archives! No need to google that thing, just open up your copy of One Year of Instants and look it up or read it again!

And what’s the price? You’d normally expect to pay as much as $80 for an anthology of this volume, but because of its lightweight ASCII construction, we can offer it to you for much less!

You don’t have to pay $50!

You don’t have to pay $20!

You can own your very own personal carry-anywhere copy of One Year of Instants for anything you want!

That’s right! It’s a pay-what-you-want title! You can pay $0 if you want to.

[WARNING: Paying $0 for a years’ worth of work will get you a case of Stink-eye from the author and drastically reduce the likelihood of another anthology ever being published]

The entire trilogy available now at Smashwords. How much would you expect to pay for a complete trilogy at a brick-and-mortar bookstore?...

The entire trilogy available now at Smashwords.

How much would you expect to pay for a complete trilogy at a brick-and-mortar bookstore? I’ve seen trilogies selling for anywhere between $30 and $100, depending on the fame of the author.

Well, for this trilogy you don’t have to pay $30. You don’t even have to pay as much as $10.

You get three books made of lovingly-handcrafted electrons for the less than $6!

Less than six dollars!

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matesprit: stevemarmel: Bob McCulloch pointed out a lot of inconsistencies in testimony yesterday.None of these, I...

matesprit:

stevemarmel:

Bob McCulloch pointed out a lot of inconsistencies in testimony yesterday.

None of these, I think.

#DecidedFromTheStart

There’s actually a lot you need to know about Bob McCulloch that tumblr hasn’t really been on top of.

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espikvlt: d3ceased: schroeddddr: herbivorexvx: Never forget this face. This is Darren Wilson, the police officer who executed unarmed...

espikvlt:

d3ceased:

schroeddddr:

herbivorexvx:

Never forget this face. This is Darren Wilson, the police officer who executed unarmed black teenager Mike Brown, and walked.

I kinda wanna print this in a tshirt. Put this face into shame all around the world.

here ya go

I AM DONATING ALL PROCEEDS TO FERGUSON PROTESTERS PLEASE HELP OUT!!!

Reblogging because lots of people have asked me where to buy it!!

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Ferguson Masterpost

xvarice:

a masterpost of everything i could find on the situation. if there’s anything important i missed, please message me and i’ll add it.
(click my url to see updated links, more posts on my blog)

What’s going on in Ferguson:
basics by clehmentine
livestream of ferguson
live twitter feed of ferguson
live CNN coverage
live updates from NY Times
live updates from ryan schuessler

What the police are doing:
rubber bullet attacks
told off someone asking for help

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Challenge #00692 - A327: "Secret" Identity

A character wakes up next to their spouse, ready to start their day.  But… this person is not what they appear to be - what seems to be a normal person is just a disguise for their true self, a fearsome and powerful inhuman entity. The catch is that the spouse knows about this secretive disguise… but the entity doesn’t know the spouse knows, so still tries (a bit ineptly) to hide things. The spouse finds this too adorable to ruin

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Challenge #00691 - A326: Photographic Anomalies

Somewhere in the universe…

[AN: Picture shows a “grey” alien striking a pose on a dirt road by a beach. In the far left background is a circled object in the sky. Said object is enlarged in the lower right of the frame. It resembles a Terran jet]

ALIENS?! blared the headline. The article expanded on the bizarre tale.

K’tob Nygrosk had no idea what would appear in her holiday snaps when she took them. “I was focussed on Reikik, not

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jawslightning: pika-brew: mrv3000: sonneillonv: underhuntressmoon: voidbat: explainervideo: What happens to cats in zero gravity ? ...

jawslightning:

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

#FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU AAAAAAALLLLL #KITTY BARF

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties

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Challenge #00690 - A325: The Treasure

A Gyiik discovers the food Elvis ate.

Vic reached hungrily for the cellulose sheet.

“Ut,” said the Archivaas Tiel, drawing it back to her body. “Payment first. I know how you Gyiiks get with new recipes. I learned after the first time.”

“My apologies,” Vic the Gyiik began to lay out her money. “Two Months plus hazard pay… and a voucher card for two Years’ worth of free meals at Unsuitable Food Eat.

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