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killerbunniestudios: emmi-kat: quorgi: rileylaroux: sockpuppetsandspg: My first ever quilt! The top is hand sewn cotton and the quilt...

killerbunniestudios:

emmi-kat:

quorgi:

rileylaroux:

sockpuppetsandspg:

My first ever quilt! The top is hand sewn cotton and the quilt was finished by hand tying. It measures 78” x 108”. Sorry for the wrinkles; I still need to take it to the dry cleaners. There are captions on each pic, if anyone is interested.

NO. I NEED THIS. D: D:

OHHHH I THINK WE ALL DO

Awesome!!!

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME. 

It really is red, but the lighting makes it look orange.

Hatchworth gets the center because he's my fav :)

The Spine's stripes are actually shiny

3D fake pocket square!

Rabbit gets the swirly fabrics, obvi

Detail on the boiler plate

The walter girl white squares have faint stripes in the fabric.
It goes Walter girls (Beebop), Rileys (QWERTY), Steve Negrete (Lil' Steve)

Abby and Zoe approved

My humblest of apologies...

internutter:

Today’s story may well be my last.

Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.

Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.

It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.

It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.

If you need me, I shall be

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My humblest of apologies...

Today’s story may well be my last.

Not for lack of prompts. I have lots of prompts.

Not for lack of sales. I would do this even if my own mother never purchased a story.

It’s nothing you did or omitted. I promise.

It’s this fucking wrist. I did some damage to myself [NEVER SLEEP WITH ELASTIC ‘SOCK’ BRACER/BANDAGES ON, KIDDIES!] and I need to take a break from writing.

If you need me, I shall be going

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Challenge #00812-B081: Varied Diet?

After the omlette incident, realising exactly how much human food, like cake or pies or snacks, involve eggs.

Day 3.

Hen eggs declared non-cogniscent food. Also declared sterile. Also declared offensive. Further adjudication necessary.

Day 5.

Adjudication finished. Human can consume extant eggs, but only in utter privacy and behind offensensitivity shielding. The human must not consume any more eggs or egg-based products while aboard Science Vessel Sigma-Four.

“WHAT?” Sta-see yawped. Humans could get loud. At least she had been trained to

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rats-in-the-walls: machiavelli1601: alarmbark: lizard lizard I like how it's just accepted that an infant is an animal It is Is it...

rats-in-the-walls:

machiavelli1601:

alarmbark:

lizard lizard

I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal

It is

Is it mean of me that I want something similar done with the robots of SPG?

I mean, The Jon would definitely be “eat everything” and Hatchy would be “fate accepted” [poor woobie child let me hug you]. I figure Rabbit would be “sensory overload” :D

Bonus points for figuring out The Spine and adding Steve

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The people of Ferguson have the absolute power to remove the ENTIRE city council and the mayor, and to do so within six months. They can...

The people of Ferguson have the absolute power to remove the ENTIRE city council and the mayor, and to do so within six months. They can then put into place a city council that will appoint a city manager who will fire the Chief of Police and replace that Chief with a Chief of Police who will replace the ENTIRE FORCE.

And they have more than enough numbers to make it all happen.

They just have to organize, register, and sign the

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jackscarab: I get asked all the time, in letters and e-mails and questions from the floor: "Can you give me a few tips about being a...

jackscarab:

I get asked all the time, in letters and e-mails and questions from the floor: “Can you give me a few tips about being a writer?” And you sense that gleam in the eye, that hope that somehow, this time, you’ll drop your guard and hand over the map to the Holy Grail or, preferably, its URL. I detect, now, a slightly worrying edge to all this, a hint of indignation that grammar, spelling, and punctuation have a part to

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Challenge #00811-B080: Horror Cuisine

The unthinking introduction of an omlette to a birdlike alien species.

“What are orbs?” said the assigned Human Watcher. So far, it hadn’t been as dangerous or nasty as she’d been lead to believe. Ri’ki’ki was starting to believe that all the stories were just… stories.

“Eggs,” said the human. Her name was Sta-see. Or something close enough. She was organising her little kitchen according to her own rules.

“You having egg in stasis? They is never hatch.

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Firkin rheumatism...

Yesterday afternoon, I did something awful to my left wrist as part of my everyday writing regime. No big problem, I put my one remaining thermal elastic ‘sock’ bandage over it and thought no more about it.

And I forgot to take it off when I went to bed.

That little fucker rolled up on my wrist and caused some more painful damage to my left wrist that now means I can’t do anything without encountering excruciating pain.

A majority of

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arthnoldpendragon:auntophelia: dollycarousel: Just an FYI, trans people in England and Britain have now been banned from voting unless...

arthnoldpendragon:

auntophelia:

dollycarousel:

Just an FYI, trans people in England and Britain have now been banned from voting unless they provide their birthname.

Call your MP to show and explain your disgust.
here’s a webpage
explaining how you can contact your mp

also this website tells you who your mp is and lets you write to them directly

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