Prompt: A Lilo and Stitch-esque scene with numidid and surfing humans.
T’yoree was frequently trotted out as an example as to why scientists should not be allowed to breed. She had, even to the humans, the self-preservation instincts of a concussed whelk.
As a keet, she would ride the larger dogs and invented the concept of Frisbee Dodge-em.
Some said that the natural Deathworlder attitude towards risk had rubbed off on her.
The Spine expanded his awareness from internal systems to external stimuli. What there was of his thought processes encompassed, What have they done this time?
60%….
Ever since the military decided he should have a stealth reconnaissance form, they had done things with his humanoid body or his snakelike spine-self. They just couldn’t help themselves. His robot siblings
“We will begin this course with some examples of deconstructive lithobraking. This 30-minute holofilm is titled ‘When the Ground Isn’t Your Friend.’”
Wherever humans go, they bring alcohol. In actuality, you are better off if they bring it, because otherwise they brew it. And you do not want to know what goes into the process, because humans will drink the byproduct of anything they can get to ferment.
And sometimes they stick Things in it, after distilling, to “enhance the flavour”
Men: Don’t look like a trash can Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be
Okay, let me see if I’ve got this straight. You’re in a truck, about 500 meters in the air, with a JATO rocket duct-taped to the undercarriage. [Name], if this was anyone but you, I’d swear this was a prank call.
I’ll never know how he did it, but Warren got hold of a JATO. I do remember how we had a barbecue to celebrate. Lots of beer and ribs and a rambling discussion about what to do
This probably won’t make it very far, but I’m trying it anyway. I want to do something big for 2015, and I have this nice little notebook that’s almost entirely empty. So every person who reblogs this will have their URL put in this book, and whenever I can, I’ll pick a random URL from the book and do something for that person. It might be a nice message, it might be a drawing, it might be
On the Dark Side of the Force: you can’t let it guide you like you can the Light, you must not, in fact. Rather, you have to muzzle it - or perhaps ride it, is a better analogy. Use it’s power, but do not let it run away with you. Like with a particularly independent, stubborn, and genocide-happy horse.
“You have much anger in you. That is good. It is a feeling. Feeling is life.” The Master smiled at her
Ok, so I decided that I’ll come out of the closet to my grandparents in summer 2015.
If you think being transgender is all fine reblog this.
I will write down every single one’s url’s to a book who reblogs this till 29.6.2015 and I’ll show it to my grandparents to prove that being transgender isn’t really that bad thing.
Thought they’ve never accepted me as I am but I can still try.
I love these. And I love how she’s in a really blatant sex position but artists are like look at this art genre I can do and be super creative. It’s so cool. I wish I could draw.
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