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Challenge #00867-B136: Manuals Exist for a Reason

Two people are standing in front of [Large, technical, dangerous-but-necessary item]. They are discussing how to do something highly dangerous with it that is their best hope at this point.

Person #1: [Name], walk us through this.

Person #2: First, you’ll want to [BAD IDEA]. Then [ANOTHER BAD IDEA]. After that, [NO]. Then [DON’T DO THIS] and [SERIOUSLY, DON’T].

Person #3: So…basically everything written here, in order, right after ‘WARNING: DO NOT’…

Person #2: Essentially.

The night before

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perlites: martyrized: itsalburton: burning-yaungol: tumorhead: wacomaddict: maboroshinomerrygoround: "'In this moment, I am...

perlites:

martyrized:

itsalburton:

burning-yaungol:

tumorhead:

wacomaddict:

maboroshinomerrygoround:

“‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, Senpai finally noticed me.”

http://smashpansy.storenvy.com/collections/258080-all-products/products/13419384-euphoric-gentlesir-body-pillow-cover

Please support my friend in realizing the dream of people everywhere clutching a Euphoric Gentlesir body pillow at night.

Finally we can all get a nice guy we REALLY deserve. Throw away those asshole pillows!

A true Gentleman

The Body Pillow of your nightmares

I sense that

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Quick reminder/total begging

sketchypandagames:

Hey everyone, if you haven’t heard yet, we’re promoting Aberford as a Concept on Steam Greenlight (it’s sort of a dress rehersal for an actual Greenlight Campaign). If you have a few minutes, would you do us a big favor and upvote us? Currently, we’re ranked #74 out of 4442, but I think we can crack the top 50 with your help.

Doing well in the concept helps us gauge how well we might do in a

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styloxmylo: Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls "Ghost" music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted...

styloxmylo:

Another one of my Redbubble t shirt designs inspired by the Mystery Skulls “Ghost” music video done by Mystery Ben. I posted this a while back but I removed it to make some minor changes. It’s also parodying the Gorillaz Demon Days album cover. http://www.redbubble.com/people/styloxmilo94/works/13061634-ghost-days?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt

Reblogging just for the interplay between Lewis and Arthur :D

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Challenge #00866-B135: When You Have a Hammer...

Person #1: Great! You just gave an engineer a problem that can’t be solved with duct tape. Now we’re going to be stuck here all day.
Person #2: There are problems that can’t be solved with duct tape?

“Maybe if I recalibrate the spline actuator frigit…”

“What’s the first rule?” demanded Captain Dalia.

Sub-lieutenant
Branley sighed and toed at the metal plate floor. “Never give a stop-over mechanic a problem that can’t be solved with ductape,

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I have a few for staff…Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?How much money are you getting for...

I have a few for staff

  1. Who the fuck is Vic Mensa and why would anyone want to ask them things?
  2. How much money are you getting for this?
  3. How long do you reckon it’s going to be before Tumblr takes the piss out of this like they’ve done everything else?
  4. Do you have any idea how big a failure this alleged advertising campagin is?
  5. Do you realise that that misshapen attempt at a query mark is buttfuck ugly?

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watermystic277: trainersilv:trainersilv:an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia. it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in...

watermystic277:

trainersilv:

trainersilv:

an autistic boy was put in a cage in a school in australia.  it was only 2m by 2m, and it was in use for 17 days before anyone complained. 

lmao, and allistics say they don’t hate us then pull this shit.

australia has no standards on how to treat autistic children in education. this needs to change right now, or shit like this will continue to happen

reminder that i got anon hate for making this post…

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micdotcom: These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression Because they're interactive, games about anxiety and...

micdotcom:

These 6 video games are helping people deal with anxiety and depression 

Because they’re interactive, games about anxiety and depression take you into a world where, unlike movies, music and literature, games put you in the driver’s seat. You have the agency to explore, make decisions and be the master of your choices. These six recent games designed for the purpose of helping you deal with, or sometimes better understand, depression and anxiety.

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coldworldgrizzly: krxs10: Teenage boy accused of taking a backpack. The courts took the next three years of his life w/o trial. Boy then...

coldworldgrizzly:

krxs10:

Teenage boy accused of taking a backpack. The courts took the next three years of his life w/o trial. Boy then commits Suicide.

A young man named Kalief Browder, 22, who spent three years on Rikers Island without being convicted of a crime, has just committed suicide.

He had been arrested in the spring of 2010, at age sixteen, for a robbery he insisted he had not committed. There was no proof to suggest he did and when the

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j0y-less:ted:Meet the most successful tech entrepreneur you've never heard of. In 1962, Dame Stephanie Shirley decided she was sick of...

j0y-less:

ted:

Meet the most successful tech entrepreneur you’ve never heard of. 

In 1962, Dame Stephanie Shirley decided she was sick of hitting the glass ceiling for women in the tech industry. So she founded an all-female software startup called Freelance Programmers, and she hired women who had left the workplace after getting married or having children. To get business, she often signed her name “Steve” instead of “Stephanie” in letters. “In those days, I couldn’t open a bank account

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Challenge #00865-B134: One Blood-Soaked Evening in a Norse Battlefield

Valkire. They were the choosers of the slain in Norse mythology, see what you can do with it.

“OI!” Thagr the Unbelievable waved down a passing Valkyrie. “What’s the matter with you lot? I’ve been waiting for ages!”

The battle maiden sneered down at him and declared, “You are not worthy,” before attempting to move away.

“OI! OI! You can’t do this to me! I died in battle, I did. I’m entitled to entrance to Valhalla! It’s

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thesigilwitch: ofearthandtarot: shipping-the-gods: kirislittleapothecary: shipping-the-gods: "It will rain in California" sigil ^_^...

thesigilwitch:

ofearthandtarot:

shipping-the-gods:

kirislittleapothecary:

shipping-the-gods:

“It will rain in California” sigil ^_^

Yo what if every time someone reblogs this they put energy into it and it basically becomes a massively charged sigil that’ll ensure that Cali gets all its water back?!

Excellent idea! Let’s do it ^_^

thesigilworkshop

I love this!

Trust me, you don’t want it all in one go

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