Things I need in no particular order:
A nightshirt that does not cut into me when I toss and turn.
A back rub/tummy rub machine with silent mode.
Temperature control on this fucking doona.
Beloved to keep my hours so I don’t suffer alone.
The ability to fucking sleep when I want to.
Some millionaire/famous person/angel to buy and popularize my books: http://bit.ly/1hWjCxE