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Challenge #00891-B160: Nil Mortifi Sans Lucre?

FAQ Assassins

- Business hours are 9:00 to 5:30
- Please deposit last will and testament in box below
- Knock and remove shoes before entering

They say that life is cheap on Ghiisham, and they are correct. Life is cheap. You get one for free. Living can be expensive and death, though inevitable, is much more expensive than taxes.

Especially if you want it tailored.

Junior assassin Mykoss looked up at the client. They were all over sores and

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rubesdragon:justatouchofdeath:lazerprincessthis is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, this is so even if her mom...

rubesdragon:

justatouchofdeath:

lazerprincess

this is a collection of her photos, drawings and her suicide note, 

this is so even if her mom deletes her blog, everything is saved, 

her blog has already been removed and posts are being removed. dont stop reblogging this, dont let them silence us, dont let Leelah Alcorn be forgotten 

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Challenge #00890-B159: Absolute Power...

Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est - Knowledge itself is power

Knowledge is power. The knowledge of physics allows many species access to space travel.

Power corrupts. Those with the power to conquer worlds will do so.

Those with the knowledge of how to fight back… sometimes fail to apply it. They have better ways.

“This system is now ours,” boomed the bird before them. “You will serve us in all things you do.”

“As you will,” said the Chief Librarian.

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

mrneedisaymore:

nobrifunds:

divines0ull:

egosumrex28:

naked-sophisticated:

kaylahraquel:

dxstinyyy:

askboxmemes:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

do this pls

DO IT

Oh I would love to hear these assumptions.

please do

^^^

Oh my gosh do this👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾

Do this right now

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Challenge #00889-B158: Nonse

internutter:

internutter:

With the amount of sense the last few hours have not made, I’m tempted to believe that this is all a simulation someone or something built into the universe for people foolish enough to have attempted what I did…

[AN: I am having intense internet trouble at the mome so I’m giving this to you from my phone. Forgive the lack of the usual formatting]

The trees were gathering water and farming people.

This… this was wrong. The

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Challenge #00889-B158: Nonse

With the amount of sense the last few hours have not made, I’m tempted to believe that this is all a simulation someone or something built into the universe for people foolish enough to have attempted what I did…

[AN: I am having intense internet trouble at the mome so I’m giving this to you from my phone. Forgive the lack of the usual formatting]

The trees were gathering water and farming people.

This… this was wrong. The sky was

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spacemuffinz: spacemuffinz: Hey science side if Tumblr. . why is the full moon orange sometimes? Rephrase What does it mean?Bad weather...

spacemuffinz:

spacemuffinz:

Hey science side if Tumblr. . why is the full moon orange sometimes?

Rephrase
What does it mean?
Bad weather is coming?
Humidity?

If it’s close to the horizon when it appears orange then you are likely seeing it through a haze of smoke normally invisible to the human eye.

Orange and yellow moons can be an indicator of atmospheric pollution

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Tips For The Brits

songofages:

To beat the heat, from an aussie is rural Oz where it gets up to 47+C in the summer.

• Cotton sheets.

• Loose cotton pjs. A singlet (you might call it a vest?) or loose tee up top. Undies or boxer shorts down below. Or just ditch them dude. Sleep in the nude.

• Put your sheets in the freezer for awhile.

• Don’t wear socks to bed.

• Keep a window open but your blinds or curtains shut.

• Invest in a chillow

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