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Challenge #00908-B177: True Love's Kiss

http://thentheresthisspazz.tumblr.com/post/123284811011/mythological-creature-aus#notes

Pick one!

[AN: I picked “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU. I also want to do all of these so send in five more ;)]

“So… what’s with the frog?”

“Ah,” Carol sighed. “Um. Her name is Patricia, and she’s my BFF. I mean. She used to be human? And then we went trick-or-treating for a joke around the Bayou and she was wearing this Slutty Witch costume -andum- long story short? She’s been cursed and I’m helping her find true love.”

Laughter.

“No, it’s legit,” said Patricia. “True as trombones.”

The girl Carol had been talking to shrieked and vanished into the crowd of fellow lesbians.

“Damnit, Trish…“ Carol smacked her own forehead. “I told you talking freaked people out.”

“She was giving you the hairy eyeball. I had to weigh in.”

“I’ve had enough. It’s late. Try again tomorrow?”

Trish sighed. “Yeah. Tomorrow. Maybe that coffee shop with those girls with the piercings…”

Carol made sure she had her things and began the long trudge home. “You’re lucky I love you enough to do this for you.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” muttered Trish. “If it wasn’t for you, I’d have been squashed a million times by now.”

“Next time you’re human? Please say ‘yes’ to cosplay? You can’t offend magical people with cosplay.”

“Yeah I never heard of a dudebro wizard.”

They finally reached the little flat they shared. Most of Trish’s stuff had been boxed up for safekeeping. Her bed was in storage. The room it cleared was now taken over by Carol’s own researches into magic. An effort that had many rewards, so far, but nothing in relation to a counter-spell or cure.

But there was a cosy terrarium for Trish, and all the feeder crickets she could eat. And a bed for Carol to flop in once she scoured her face free of makeup.

“It’s okay,” soothed Trish. “I’m getting used to being a frog.”

“I still want to hug you and not worry about squashing you,” Carol kissed her ‘goodnight’ and parked Trish into the Terrarium. “So I’m doing this for you until I die.”

Trish watched her clean up and flop into bed. She whispered, “I love you, too.”

The magic hit like an asteroid. And just like an asteroid, there was a lot of noise and light. And an impact crater with Trish’s terrarium at ground zero.

There were scorched feeder crickets everywhere. Scattered papers and shattered glass and Patricia, wet and naked in the middle of it all.

Carol didn’t care. She got to hug her best friend in the entire world, again.

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Add GNU Terry Pratchett to your own blog

hargashouseofribs:

There’s a great thread on Reddit on how to add GNU Terry Pratchett to all kinds of web applications, such as within HTML or as an invisible Gmail signature. 

To add GNU Terry Pratchett to your own blog, go to your blog then click Edit theme and then Edit HTML. Copy and paste the following code into your theme.

<meta http-equiv=”X-Clacks-Overhead” content=”GNU Terry Pratchett” />
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Then click Update Preview, then Save. Your theme will still look the

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Major World Issues You Should Know About

iceboundolive:

With my angry post hitting 10k notes already, I wanted to bring together a list of some of the events people have added. I guarantee things will be missed, and I apologize ahead of time. But without further ado:

Australia
-Their PM Tony Abbott is sexist, doesn’t believe in climate change, is against same sex marriage, and continually makes it harder for indigenous Australians in the country, among other things

Brazil
-The government is insanely corrupt and people have been

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New to spg but love them

gearssprocketsandoil:

Hey I am new to spg and was wondering do a lot of people make fan bots?

First - Welcome to the fanmily!

Making fanbots is very much normal. And if you don’t have the money to turn yourself into a robot - making a Walternate [Walter Worker YourFirstName] is an acceptable substitute.

Any way you can show your love is fine, really[fanart, fanfic, fan-vids]. Though I’m sure the band would prefer that you buy the merch, first

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Click here to support Therapy for Tyrese by Christine Dunn

Click here to support Therapy for Tyrese by Christine Dunn

adebdaro:

help out a black single mom trying to do right by her child living with a disability!

i went to school with one of her daughters and i can vouch for the fact that they are a phenomenal family who really need your help! the money raised will be used to enroll 10-year old Ty into an intensive physical therapy program that will help him walk more securely on his own.

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I should be eating lunch rn...

For all my “look after yourself” talk to other bloggers on my dash, I sure do neglect myself.

I want real hugs.

I’m so firkin nervous about KFZ getting anywhere that I’m amazed my entire torso doesn’t hurt. As it is, my gut and my chest seem to take turns. There’s hardly a waking moment where I’m not scared out of my wits or nauseated or both.

I have to believe in myself…

I just

feel

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5 things you JUST DON'T DO to people with glasses

hawkeyearrow:

1) “wow you look so much better with your glasses off!” just. please don’t.
2) take their glasses off their face and refuse to give them back. it isn’t quirky or funny, it’s really, really annoying.
3) “oh you got new glasses? i don’t like them.” you obviously have no idea a: how much those cost (hint: a lot, unless they were free w/ insurance) or b: how long whoever you’re dissing probably spent picking those

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Undeath is... occasionally inconvenient.

Sure, being a lich is incredible - I mean, cast some eldritch black ritual and be transformed into a fearsome sorcerous entity beyond the reach of the grave whose power and skill delves far past that which mortals were ever meant to know, yeah, that’s totally amazing…

…but there’s the small annoyances they don’t mention to you beforehand, like how you can’t enjoy “pleasures of the flesh” like good food or intimate contact anymore, since you’re just

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tylersegguin:adamjk:comic sands This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes,...

tylersegguin:

adamjk:

comic sands

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

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There is no "Orphan Works Copyright Act."

There is no "Orphan Works Copyright Act."

nashscribblings:

I dunno where that stupid post came from, but there is no such thing as the "Orphan Works Copyright Act."

Check the US Congressional docket. I'll wait.

See? Not there. Because it doesn't exist.

There's a recommendation the Copyright Office is considering making, based on an existing law for a five-year pilot program. They're taking comments on it. Read the link above.

But the sensationalism is wrong, and Tumblr isn't helping. Stop reblogging it.

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