So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from...
(And I married them :)
(And I married them :)
Poverty matures, affluence retrogrades.
You had to be in it to win it. Ten were chosen, nine of whom walked away with a modest prize and entered again and again like everyone else living in poverty on Greater Deregulation.
Only one really won, becoming an Executive, a Celebrity and sometimes even a Pundit, all at the same time. Lives of the winners were followed almost as religiously as the poor bought tickets.
Fawn could only ever afford one a week. She kept
Read more »Trashitarian: (n) Belonging to the philosophy that food that is bad for you is the only right and proper food to consume. e.g.: “Roast vegetables? I’m a strict trashitarian… can you at least cover them in hydrogenated cheese?”
Read more »The forest is completely submerged. The tops of the tallest trees are easily 50 feet below the surface. Nobody knows how the trees are still alive, but they are, and sometimes, when the water is clear, you can see flickers of movement down below the canopy…
[AN: Please keep in mind that I’ve only heard two episodes of WTNV]
There has been a lot of buzz about the lake that spontaneously appeared in Winsome Valley, just outside the outskirts
Read more »Random Bits of Geekery: tariqk: friendlytroll: astrakiseki: prokopetz: mikhailvladimirovich:...
It's funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we're…
All this is grist for my book :)
Read more »In case you missed it, this post happened: http://aaceofhearts.tumblr.com/post/57693374988/untitled-jazuthevulcanprincess-bogleech-its-funny
*falls to knees* I will worship you and give you my super secret world’s most awesome and diet-breaking brownie recipe if you will write anything at all inspired by this.
(I am totally serious about the brownie recipe, or any other cake recipe since I can’t deliver to your house. I do healthy food too sometimes)
[AN: I’m saving the rest
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Kitty and Rogue have shared their first night partying and drinking… and now they also share the hangover and brain-fog that results. But that’s not all, they discover they also now share something else - ornate tattoos of each others’ names on their butts, and no memory of getting them.
(#00230)
“…ow…”
“Quiet, I’m dying.”
“Oooh, my hair hurts. How can hair hurt?”
“I said, shuddup, I&
Read more »We were bored and didn’t have anything to do, so we decided to kill somebody.
Read more »Boredom led U.S. teens to kill Australian man for ‘fun of it’
So … I’ll just go ahead and assume this horrible incident isn’t going to kick off a serious discussion on the ubiquity of guns in this country. In fact, I’m going to assume that very few people will even mention that these bored teens probably wouldn’t have killed anyone if
You can bet this happened on the long dull bits between adventures.


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A cooking show gone horribly wrong
“And here’s our surprise chef for this morning, Doctor Hannibal Lecter. Good morning!”
“Good morning, Patty,” said the tall, handsome man in the fine suit.
“Now, I understand you’re a psychiatrist?”
“That’s correct,” said Hannibal. “However, I am a forensic psychiatrist. I delve into the mind of the serial criminal, and I often don’t get to meet them until
Read more »These are… actually pretty inspiring.
Cool.
Forever reblog.
“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”
thats just awesome
“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”
My fave right there.
My eldest has taken up “When life gets harder, you must have levelled up,” as his motto.
Since I’m a writer, I have to go with “Reach the finish line: keep
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Read more »TOGA TIME!
Of course it happened during Silly Season, the quasi-annual event where all humans just spontaneously went more crazy than normal. Or what passed for normal amongst humans.
Rael, of course, expected some blame. Somehow, being attached as chief translator to a being like Shayde on a strictly working basis meant that he was also capable of controlling her actions.
Sherlock, at least, understood that someone like Shayde was not in the least bit controllable and should have been registered as
Read more »Lots of .. Adventure Times
Someone do a freeze-frame of these? My timing sucks and I keep getting the Asterix one.
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