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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12547 posts

Challenge #00616 - A251: Adventuring with humans

Maybe, maybe not. After all his plan IS flawless after all.

He doesn’t have a plan at all so there can’t be any flaws in it.

“That’s a plan?” yawped the Princess. “How can the human’s plans possibly have a complete success rate?

"That’s the thing, it isn’t a plan,” explained Ax'and'l. “It’s more a succession of goals. You’ve heard the old edict that no plan ever survives first contact with the enemy?”

“Oh yes. It’s drilled into all of us from the age of understanding.”

“Hwell’s exactly the kind of enemy that the other guy fears. He improvises. He goes with the flow. But he also redirects that flow towards his goals.”

Something exploded. Because a plan - or a list of goals - in Hwell’s hands quickly included something going boom. Ax'and'l thanked his lucky stars that that boom was usually in the company finance report.

Hwell sauntered back without a mark on him or his nigh-piratical garb. “That aughta keep ‘em good and busy. This way to the escape vehicle, gentle cogniscents.”

“I’m not even going to ask how he does that,” said the Princess.

“I’m just going to frisk him for bottles,” said Ax'and'l.

“…hey!”

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Challenge #00615 - A250: A Lesson For Humans

Don’t want to have people commenting your sudden bout of suicidal stupidy by taunting murphy?

How about not taunt murphy?

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This media was not only old, but it had been played to the point of nearing uselessness

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Didn't gems need some time inside their gems to heal? Because what if those monsters are indeed infected with something that made them evil...

Yeah, that’s also a factor on how I joined the dots.

Obviously, the ‘poisoned’ Gems can’t rid themselves of the corruption on their own. They need an outside influence.

It’s starting to feel like Rose Quartz had a very Long Game plan for dealing with this.

But I still have to wonder - what corrupted the other Gems? How did they become monsters in the first place?

…or maybe I’m reading

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Steven Universe brain fart

The episode Monster Buddies got me thinking.

During the transformation sequence where the gem transforms into Centipeedle, it briefly takes a humanoid form.

All the monsters have gems. So do the Crystal Gems.

Maybe… Maybe the monsters are Gems who got corrupted by evil forces. Rose Quartz was trying to heal them…

Steven may be the anti corruption force the corrupted Gems need.

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<p>The basics are that for every one female-speaking character in family-rated films (G, PG and PG-13), there are roughly three male...

The basics are that for every one female-speaking character in family-rated films (G, PG and PG-13), there are roughly three male characters; that crowd and group scenes in these films — live-action and animated — contain only 17 percent female characters; and that the ratio of male-female characters has been exactly the same since 1946. Throw in the hypersexualization of many of the female characters that are there, even in G-rated movies, and their lack of occupations and aspirations and you get the picture.

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Challenge #00614 - A249: Explaining Business

Don’t worry. He comes up with crazy ideas, but they’re so crazy they actually work half the time.

“…hey!” said exhibit A, aka Hwell Barrow. “I’ll have you know I have a ninety-eight percent success rate.”

“It’s the two percent that bites my tail,” Ax'and'l managed through gritted teeth. “And we agreed that there would be no bickering in front of potential clients.”

“If we agreed

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CollegeHumor explains Net Neutrality

CollegeHumor explains Net Neutrality

collegehumor:

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I'm Adam.

-And I'm Emily.

We make "funny videos" on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That's because...

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...net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can't discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that...

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...whether you're a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook

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Support Net Neutrality

In honour of the FCC deciding that cable companies can censor the internet for everyone, my version of a sneak preview of that arcane and asinine law is: No story.

With an absence of net neutrality comes an absence of indie folk like me sharing their creative efforts with viewers like you.

Petition at moveon.org, dearfcc.org, fairandopeninternet.com, daily kos, and Freepress.

I will now be taking a day of silence and praying that these efforts are enough.

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Breakthrough hope for MS treatment as scientists discover how to 'switch off' autoimmune diseases

Breakthrough hope for MS treatment as scientists discover how to 'switch off' autoimmune diseases 

kat-of-the-shadows:

he-not-she--ftm:

I found it and it sounds promising! *fingers crossed*

This is important shit. I don't have an autoimmune disease, but this needs to be spread

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Challenge #00613 - A248: The Human Argument

And, isn’t sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you’re good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!”

“Awright. Yes. Humans as a race are kinda nuts,” Hwell admitted. “There’s lots of things I can’t immediately explain.”

“And your individual susceptibility to Silly Season,” added Ax'and'l. “What evolutionary advantage is there on picking up

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