InterNutter

I’m nearing completion of my second year’s worth of doing instant stories. I’m “looking forward” to another spate of wrist-crippling editing so I can get 366 [it’s a leap year of instants, this time] stories collated, corrected, indexed and ready to rock and roll, come early 2015.

The thing is… I’m not sure if it’s worth it.

One Year of Instants has had seventy-four downloads. Seventy four.

Of those, eight people bought the whole thing.

Of those, three people decided that a year of my life was actually worth some money.

So I need to know some stuff.

• Is it the cover?


• Is it the sample size?


• Is it the quality of the work?


• Is it the fact that you can still view all of these stories for free if you dig far enough back into my archives?


• What the flakk is wrong with this anthology?

Please let me know, as I would like to actually make a living selling this stuff. What do I need to do to make this better?

I need to learn for next time. Please help.

My dash did a thing

Mayhem’s school is supposed to have this rule where if the temperature hits forty degrees, celcius, they send the kids home because it’s too blippin’ hot.

It was 39 degrees when I arrived at two in the afternoon.

Which meant that it had to be hotter in the middle of the day.

Mayhem’s classroom is an oven at the best of times, and today definitely qualified as the worst of them, what with the blast-furnace