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Challenge #00691 - A326: Photographic Anomalies

Somewhere in the universe…

[AN: Picture shows a “grey” alien striking a pose on a dirt road by a beach. In the far left background is a circled object in the sky. Said object is enlarged in the lower right of the frame. It resembles a Terran jet]

ALIENS?! blared the headline. The article expanded on the bizarre tale.

K’tob Nygrosk had no idea what would appear in her holiday snaps when she took them. “I was focussed on Reikik, not what was in the sky. I had no idea it was up there until my cousin Bubil pointed it out.”

Experts have examined the camera and K’tob’s negatives and found it to be a genuine anomaly. But they further posit that it could easily be a child’s toy or a kite piloted by fellow beach-goers in the background.

“There’s no sense of scale or means to compare size, let alone a metric for measuring its height,” stated Aeronautics Division Representative Yob K’doth. “The object is most likely a hobbyists attempt at a joke. Besides, everyone knows that a circular wing design is the most stable for flight. These ‘wings’ are preposterous and could not possibly be used for interstellar travel.”

Anomalous objects in the sky continue to appear. Many posit that they are aliens, come to analyse Y’kthikan life. Let’s hope they’re friendly.

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jawslightning: pika-brew: mrv3000: sonneillonv: underhuntressmoon: voidbat: explainervideo: What happens to cats in zero gravity ? ...

jawslightning:

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

#FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU AAAAAAALLLLL #KITTY BARF

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties

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Challenge #00690 - A325: The Treasure

A Gyiik discovers the food Elvis ate.

Vic reached hungrily for the cellulose sheet.

“Ut,” said the Archivaas Tiel, drawing it back to her body. “Payment first. I know how you Gyiiks get with new recipes. I learned after the first time.”

“My apologies,” Vic the Gyiik began to lay out her money. “Two Months plus hazard pay… and a voucher card for two Years’ worth of free meals at Unsuitable Food Eat.

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thedarkduskwolf: scorchrunners: Many people have already voted to express their opinion. Every minute, the number of the people who voted...

thedarkduskwolf:

scorchrunners:

Many people have already voted to express their opinion. Every minute, the number of the people who voted no increases. Be one of them.

Do not like this post, do not queue it. Reblog it. So that even more people can vote. 

gUYS THE NO PERCENTAGE IS NOW AT 27% YOU DONT NEED TO PUT ANY EMAILS OR ANYTHING IS JUST VOTE NO PLEASE

I’m frankly stunned that the yes side is now at 75%

Vote now

Stops

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Ferguson Masterpost

xvarice:

a masterpost of everything i could find on the situation. if there’s anything important i missed, please message me and i’ll add it.
(click my url to see updated links, more posts on my blog)

What’s going on in Ferguson:
basics by clehmentine
livestream of ferguson
live twitter feed of ferguson
live CNN coverage
live updates from NY Times
live updates from ryan schuessler

What the police are doing:
rubber bullet attacks
told off someone asking for help

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Challenge #00689 - A324: In Peril

Always remember, if you can see it it already knows you are there.

Good news, this alien rock had enough breathable air to make resource gathering less of a problem.

Bad news, resource gathering was going to happen from the ground up. Literally.

Good news, the edible flora and fauna were easily identifiable.

Bad news… there was a human in the area.

Like K'tole, the human had landed here because of its plentiful resources very close to the surface. And all

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2:06 AM

More news of the continuing fuckup happening in Ferguson.

God damnit.

I wish I could go there and slap some sense into these racist bastards.

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