From a forum conversation on technobabble: “we’re running low on pixie dust and the containment breach can’t hold any more rabbits so the ship is going to explode from thermal expansion and kill us all”
Responded to with: “Pfft, everyone knows pixie dust is self-containing.”
They called it the Ark.
“So… you got all the StarMetal that was ever made, and turned it into… this?”
“There’s also magically re-enforced Dweomer Steel. It’
Read more »Read more »Has fanfiction had a positive impact on your life?
If fanfiction has been positive in your life in anyway, from finding representation to honing your writing skills, reblog this.
If fanfiction has had a negative impact on your life reblog this
Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.
I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?
These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.
Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.
i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete
i´m done with this site
Rule 34 strikes
Read more »Read more »I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should be like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being said, however, we cannot simply sit back and mourn her by reblogging text posts and saying how messed up this is. In her note, she said that she wanted her death to mean something. So please, help
Did you know? You can read all about one innocent explorer’s close encounter with these dangerous creatures in The Amity Incident!
READ! The thrilling tale of T'reka the Inquisitive!
THRILL! At the baffling and bizarre habits of humans!
FUND! This impoverished author so ze can afford to write more thrilling adventures!
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Read more »“Hmrph… but that’s how it always is, isn’t it? Just because they have so many prolific bards and scholars in their employ, they think they get the rights to dictate how everyone else is seen by the future generations - they don’t even TRY to ask my opinion… I’ve got scales on my butt older than their eldest king, and they still think they know more about my kind than I do… Humans are utter idiots.”
Catlike,
#atknitsend #book #knit #knitting
Yo. knitnan
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Read more »Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:
whatever you do, don’t click it or log in because it deletes your blog. my friend opened it and logged back in.
The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.
reblog this and spread awareness!
http://callmegallifreya.tumblr.com/post/104613467865/the-magical-crawdad-mmolio-funkocide
“asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal”
“sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them”
“well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal”
“Asexual mermaids being really pleased when an asexual sailor begins singing baritone counterpoint.”
They usually didn’t pay attention to the wooden things that floated on top of their
Read more »Read more »To ALL those artists out there who take commissions and sell their art of any type this is for you! If anyone ever tries to argue with your prices show them this! Take pride in your work! Never settle for anything less then what you believe to be a fair price for the efforts and passion you pour into your work.
YOU ARE WORTH IT!
Seconding this SO hard right now.
I’ve known of so many artists
Read more »Im setting my suicide date as January 13 2015 (my birthday)
Since my friend doesnt have a tumblr account, she says for every like (note) and reblog this gets i have to extend it a day. Please i know nobody is going to reblog or like this.
Never stop reblogging ever
Read more »If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.
What if the majority (or at least a statistically-notable percentage) of the Galactic Community had mating seasons, like most animals do, so that as a result, with humanity’s decidedly non-seasonal “anytime and anywhere” sexual biology, we’re the butt of a million planets’ cheezy and/or stereotype-based dirty jokes…
[AN: Trigger warning: rape mention]
(#00721 - A356)
Of course, humans supplied some of them. Nothing cycles around quicker than a recycled joke.
“How many humans does it take to screw
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