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Challenge #00749 - B018: Crazy Apes

http://imgur.com/gallery/IeLuO

something based on this lovely mini-story?

Understanding the entire concept took some time. Earth bombarded the Dracs with popular media. All the stories where someone made a noble sacrifice for the greater good.

How ingrained in us it was that one life for the betterment of others was the good thing to do. How selflessness was a virtue.

The Ambassadors were horrified. Perplexed. Confused. Bemused. And overall, plain confounded.

The Dracs studied us, of course. Examined Earth for the first time since they discovered us. They learned about the human ability to populate an area until overpopulation became a serious threat. About our ability to drain a resource to the point of scarcity and continue draining it whilst living in heavy denial. All whilst preventing the means with which to pursue alternate strategies.

They saw how our females risk their lives and health just to bring more humans into existence. They saw how our planet was a Class Four Deathworld. They saw how many species used the ‘populate or perish’ model for survival against the odds. And they saw us. A bumbling bunch of balding apes, struggling against the elements, a hostile environment, and each other to gain whatever it was we thought we wanted.

Then the most powerful species in the known universe offered terms of surrender.

Their surrender.

To us.

Decades after they filled the skies with their warships and declared the entire solar system to be a protectorate of the Dracaenin Empire, the Dracs surrendered to us. And many of us still didn’t understand what we did.

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Challenge #00748 - B017: Informed Decision

Keeping the groups that sing “Under Pressure” and “Ice Ice Baby” apart turns out not to be the hard part - the hard part is choosing which area to stay with. Do you want the eerie whispering, or the sudden heart attack?

[AN: For those wondering where this prompt came from, check out story #171 in One Leap Year of Instants, available for whatever you want on Smashwords. Please choose to pay a dollar value for this anthology]

Humans were strange creatures.

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tempeh-princess: little things that help ease symptoms of depression: turn the lights on and open a window eat something healthy and drink...

tempeh-princess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself
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spg-secret-admirers: Automatons and Kazoolanders, Walters and Beciles, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else in between and beyond, it's...

spg-secret-admirers:

Automatons and Kazoolanders, Walters and Beciles, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else in between and beyond, it’s time for …

SPG SECRET ADMIRER 2015!

Let’s face it: Valentine’s Day isn’t fun for everybody. So it’s up to us to make it a little bit brighter for our fellow fans and exchange some art/fics/any other little things that will make them happy!

And here’s how it’s gonna happen:

1. Like/reblog this post by

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Challenge #00747 - B016: What a Voice

Following in from the last one, the musical shenanigans of Francoeur and Kurt.

Three weeks in…

Audiences loved the acrobatics. Carlotta could have done without the post-show bickering, especially now that Todd was picking up enough French to cuss in.

But this time, the froggy mutant slunk off into the depths of backstage, distancing himself from the slightly demonic Kurt.

Carlotta followed him. She didn’t understand much English and he didn’t understand much French, but she knew instinctively that he

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nocturnenebula: EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms. Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their...

nocturnenebula:

EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms.

Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their artwork to tumblr, or don’t have the time to use other sites and prefer tumblr over deviantART due to its simplicity, but the tagging system can make it harder to navigate. Many artists on tumblr tag with high-traffic tags or use their own tags to prevent tag clogging which eventually become lost. That’s why it’s very

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sunflowyr: HEY HEY TUMBLR THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT these cute little nuggets are my students here in jacmel and i really, REALLY do not...

sunflowyr:

HEY HEY TUMBLR THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

these cute little nuggets are my students here in jacmel and i really, REALLY do not want to see the day come where we can’t feed them because we can’t afford a dumb stove

I’ve been singing tumblr’s praises to everybody on acffc staff so u guys gotta show your stuff okay?? we only have to raise $1,825 and it’s literally a stove to feed adorable kids with!

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Challenge #00746 - B015: Unlikely Meetings

Kurt Wagner meets Francoeur. How do Todd and Emile get on?

It was the first show that the audience ran out on. But, to be completely fair, it was the first one that included the surprise appearance of a blue, fuzzy demon and some kind of humanoid amphibian thing.

Carlotta was ticked, of course. Especially at the fact that both creatures could stick to walls and ceilings, far out of reach of the diminutive cabaret hostess. There was something of a flap

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I've noticed a tendency towards your ficlets having strong progressive themes. Spreading such messages to the masses is laudable to be sure,...

I find progressive fiction to be eminently entertaining, especially when I receive the inevitable notice of Anons :)

But since I must be honest, I have to put my hand up to having had more than enough of the “dark and gritty” alleged appeal that’s supposed to be edgy and adult. I find reality to be sufficiently dark and gritty for my needs, thank you.

I like to fight against the horrible present by imagining a future worth fighting

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