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Challenge #00754 - B023: What is Dog?

After other species have somewhat adjusted to the whole “vicious predator” == “family pet” thing, they run into this:



That is a predator larger than an adult human, whose head is roughly that man’s torso’s size.

He is a descendant of one of the scariest predators in the world casually flopped on the couch and he loves belly rubs and ear scritches and is just a big fluffy goofball that loves mauling tennis balls - well, maybe volleyballs are more appropriate,

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darkbookworm13: technicolour66: whittyonernc: the-quiet-dominant: Time to reblog this I think So important now, especially since THAT...

darkbookworm13:

technicolour66:

whittyonernc:

the-quiet-dominant:

Time to reblog this I think

So important now, especially since THAT movie will be dropping soon in a theater near you!

Not going to stop reblogging stuff like this until that celluloid abomination has been and passed. 

Signal boost, pass it on.

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OK, I'd like some GOOD news, now...

So let’s recap on the shitty shit that’s been raining on my life.

  1. Dad died. Still trying to cope about that

  2. Alleged help for MeMum more elusive than the Unicorn

  3. Holiday on Rainbow Beach left me super-disorganised for back-to-school

  4. Said holiday also demise of 5YO laptop T_T After I had got up to 46K on my WIP, Kung Fu Zombies.

  5. Laptop officially declared dead today.

  6. Gift I worked very hard to make for much-loved star in postal

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Challenge #00753 - B022: Attempted Poisoning

Regarding Onions: The crazy food that turns our tears into sulphuric acid. Somewhere along the way some twit must have had the following thought process.

“AARGH MY EYES IT BURNS I wonder what it tastes like”.

Somewhere in the houses of the first cities…

Ari was sick of her husband. He was cruel and vile, and rough with her in their bedchamber. He expected a cooked meal when he came home, expected it hot, but never told her when

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eretzyisrael: Today, on International Day of Commemoration in memory of the victims of the Holocaust, the world bows its head in memory of...

eretzyisrael:


Today, on International Day of Commemoration in memory of the victims of the Holocaust, the world bows its head in memory of 11 million lives lost; 11 million people who lived, learned, thrived, struggled, laughed, worked and loved.

Today, we remember 11 million people who were stripped of their individuality and humanity, and we say: Never again.

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Challenge #00752 - B021: Tea Solves Everything

Apparently there was an old prank tv show that faked an alien landing on an English lady’s front lawn. Her immediate reaction was to offer them tea.

Your prompt is the same scenario except it’s a real ship and a couple of extraterrestrials who had to make an emergency landing instead of a prank.

Somewhere east of Cricklewood…

There was no fire. Just a sad hissing of water vapour and the gentle ‘pink pink’ noise of cooling

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