InterNutter

Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 8 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 8 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  5. Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

  • Be following me
  • REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to you. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

For the record, I’m re-posting each of these competition posts on a daily basis.

So far, it’s seven days in and I only have seven entrants. It’s just barely enough for a fair draw. The more, the merrier!

Seriously, folks. I have over 200 followers and hardly any of them are entering!

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]

Nice new theme, but can you get reblog buttons on the posts? Ever since tumblr got rid of the ones in top-right it's almost impossible to...

internutter:

I’ve had a go at including them, but I’m pretty sure my coding is complete pants.

Let me know if my efforts worked?

And if they haven’t [which I’m certain they haven’t] I’ll get Beloved to work the usual magic on the code and all will be well. Just as soon as I can overcome the mutual inertia.

Thank you for your patience.

There you go. Now my theme has hearts and “Reblog”

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Nice new theme, but can you get reblog buttons on the posts? Ever since tumblr got rid of the ones in top-right it's almost impossible to...

I’ve had a go at including them, but I’m pretty sure my coding is complete pants.

Let me know if my efforts worked?

And if they haven’t [which I’m certain they haven’t] I’ll get Beloved to work the usual magic on the code and all will be well. Just as soon as I can overcome the mutual inertia.

Thank you for your patience.

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Just a wee note

Because staff keep mucking things up, I have to post the prompt and edit it later.

PLEASE don’t like or reblog the prompts until the story’s done? I know you want to keep track, but it makes me feel like the prompt is more important than the story :#|

And today’s story is stuck because I’m looking for that brief comic series about a little girl dealing with her pedo father and seemingly ignorant everyone

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Challenge #00783 - B052: No Cause for Alarm...

When someone who’s covered with blood and carrying a knife asks me politely, I’ll usually say “yes”

[TW: Blood, murder, implied abuse.]

I found her on the highway. She was wearing what had once been a pink, teddy-bear nightie, but was now a rich, blood red and soaking wet. Poor kid looked like she’d bathed in blood. And the big kitchen knife clutched in her white-knuckled hands didn’t do much to help the image.

She was

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I'm in a Mood...

It’s nobody’s fault but mine. I play these games with my own head that I can’t stop or turn around. Depressing shit below the cut. [TW: Thoughts of death]

The bad things count more than the good things, and the unresolved bad things just… keep… weighing me down.

I should be glad that I have three more followers… but I fret that none of them are going to buy my books when they

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gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I'm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad...

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I took too long because of shitty Internet load times. My “good news” was that telescammers had a $7K cheque for me if I just rang them back with all my bank details and personal information

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serenade-the-storm:dimittas:NONONONO IT WAS NOT JUST "A MOSQUE", IT WAS A MOSQUE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND WAS VERY...

serenade-the-storm:

dimittas:

NONONONO IT WAS NOT JUST “A MOSQUE”, IT WAS A MOSQUE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND WAS VERY SIGNIFICANT TO MUSLIMS LIVING IN THAT AREA. FUCK ISIS IT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT FELLOW MUSLIMS OR ANYONE WHO ISNT THEM. They want you dead, they want me dead, they want everyone dead.

FINALLY!! Someone said it! THANK YOU! ^^^^^
Isis’s goal is to jump-start World War III 
They don’t care who they kill, they just want

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE EIGHT DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

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