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Challenge #00782 - B051: Quirks of Psychology

Someone who worked for Norix and was a Whisperer, at the end of the Standard Year, who really needs that job.
They’re a Queen fan and don’t know why they’re a Whisperer.

“Please… please don’t let me go. I can change the song. I’ve been working on it. I have. I love Under Pressure. I just… don’t… understand… why I keep singing Ice Ice Baby.”

Nor looked down on the pleading ape. Lucy. There was a thin veneer of civilisation between this deathworlder and literally tearing Norix apart in cognicidal[1] rage. Norix was endlessly shocked at how strong that thin veneer was. A being who could quite literally tear most of Norix’s processing facility to expensive pieces had put herself in a submissive position to a level 2 Havenworlder who was a tiny fraction over half her height.

“I understand your problem,” soothed Norix. “Can you understand mine? You are a brutal people. This facility cannot withstand fights amongst your kind.”

“I know. I listen to Under Pressure every morning… and in the shower. I’m trying to train my traitor brain. Please. I need the Time.”

Norix pondered the begging human. Three steps away from being an utter monster… and yet performing a display of abject weakness. “Familial obligations?”

“I’m trying to export my mother from Greater Deregulation West.”

Ah. The people who had sold this human to Norix for a one-off payment. Who had, in fact, sold an entire, crammed shipload of humans to Norix for what they imagined to be a profit in useless gold. The humans under her care had been shocked and amazed that they were being paid. And many were using this advantage to buy their family.

At least until Greater Deregulation West had realised that Time was where the real money was at, and effectively shut down the population drain.

“I can petition Cogniscent Rights on your behalf,” offered Norix. “And I know some associates who will… hire… Whisperers like yourself.”

Lucy breathed out in a relieved sob, almost collapsing on the floor. “…thank you…”

“I shall give you a glowing recommendation,” added Norix. “And excise negative remarks about your singing habits.”

Sobbing. “How can I repay you?”

“Live well,” she said, “and get as many as you can the hell out of Greater Deregulation West." 

[1] Well it can’t exactly be homicide, can it?

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Challenge #00781 - B050: Suddenly Christine

I refuse point blank to touch ‘50 Shades of Grey’ with the proverbial 10 foot pole so. “Mister Grey or whoever he is wakes up in the body of a woman, one who is being manipulated by a scumbag like him. – knitnan

[AN: I’m not into that either. TW: Abuse, blood, pain, suicide, coarse language]

Pain.

His entire body hurt. He swore his hair hurt. Every inch of his skin was a sizzling symphony of agony. Christian Grey tried

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE TEN DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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ximbatmanshhh:chaiteabagging:Hey followers,I'm not sure how many of you are aware of the situation that has consumed my family recently, but...

ximbatmanshhh:

chaiteabagging:

Hey followers,
I’m not sure how many of you are aware of the situation that has consumed my family recently, but it has now become a public matter on both tumblr and instagram and there is a lot of misinformation floating around and this is my effort to silence it. A lot of people seem to think that my 13 year old brother, Damien, has committed suicide successfully. This is absolutely untrue. After posting his suicide note on instagram

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Challenge #00779-780 - B048-49: Fame and Glory

(1) “Oh! never try for the top job! Too many want to knock you off. Not even second or third, a comfortable spot somewhere near the top is best. And it’s So interesting watching the carnage. You might even get a book about it.”
(2) “Famous!! You want to be famous, Are you stark raving mad!”

[AN: Once again I have to remind my dear followers that I can only handle one prompt at a time. I know it’s

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hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine,...

hidrihime:

liache:

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

why it so dangerous to be clean

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free

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Who else is having this problem?

I work with submissions and asks, literally on a daily basis.

But lately it seems like Tumblr is trying to kill my blog by being an inaccessible mess.

When I use a submission, my USUAL way of dealing with it is editing it in my in-box and then posting that sucker. Except I can’t do that any more.

NOW, when I use a submission, if I edit it in any way, the post button ceases to work.

NOW, I have

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yumination: too-cool-for-facebook: too-cool-for-facebook: WE HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO >(All pics copyright of their respective owners)...

yumination:

too-cool-for-facebook:

too-cool-for-facebook:

WE HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO

>(All pics copyright of their respective owners)

 #america is broken #the system is broken #the country is broken #eric garner #equal rights #women’s rights #feminism #fuck the patriarchy #fight the patriarchy #treyvon martin #never forget #george zimmerman is a murderer #darren wilson is a murderer #black lives matter  #black america #poc #woc #white privilege #race war #class war #racism exists #race in america #racism in america #poverty #immigration #latinx

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Challenge #00778 - B047: Logic Dictator

A sentence that made me just want to hug the mad genius until they felt better:
Everything I did was logical. One day I’ll understand why that makes me the one who’s nuts.

I think they thought I’d be easy to manipulate. They thought they could feed me the correct facts to sway me. Sadly for them, I saw them for villainous plotters who would all be my puppeteer for two pins. They were quickly exposed for voting

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