InterNutter

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bunnybennett:M: I'm feeling a little peckish, B.Broodwell: What's on the menu tonight?M: Creole Vampire Lord.Broodwell: Ooo, Cajun!...

bunnybennett:

M: I’m feeling a little peckish, B.

Broodwell: What’s on the menu tonight?

M: Creole Vampire Lord.

Broodwell: Ooo, Cajun! Delish!

[Pls note: I’ve been sitting on this idea for 48 hours :D]

The following post is sourced from sweet ffffffffffffffffffffresh nothing-at-all :D

1895

This December was beyond brutally cold, but it was not the driving wind that made it so. Nor was it the sleet and snow that threaten to obfuscate all visibility outside their abode. No. For Viviana Broodwell, the chill she felt invading her every atom was because her beloved Delilah was dying.

The only sounds in the entire room were the crackling of the roaring fire, and the unsteady, struggling breaths of the most beautiful woman in the world. Viviana held tight to her clammy hand and counted her pulses.

It was going to be soon.

“Miss Moreau,” she begged. “Please wake up, darling. I need to ask…”

Three shaky, breaths. Each a battle that dear darling Delilah won, before she flutteringly opened her eyes. They used to be so bright with life. Mere summers ago. It was also a fight for her to speak. Her voice a reedy ghost of the music that once was there. “…hhhmmm?”

“I can save you,” said Viviana. “I can give you the forever I promised you. Just… just let me.”

A weak, rasping gasp. “…victor,” she breathed, “failed…”

“No, not that silly man, sweetheart. Me. And… what I am.” For the first time, she let her fangs come out so Delilah could see. Viviana had hidden her secret well. She’d had to do so for centuries already. “Vhen I promised you forewer,” she said, her Transylvanian accent coming to the fore with her fangs in the open, “I meant to give you my forewer. All you have to do is say the vord. Please, darlink.”

Her breath whistled, now, going in. “…yes…”

Viviana bit her own wrist, and then her lover’s. “Then drink of me as I drink of you. And ve shall have forewer. I vill look after you, Miss Moreau. That I vow.”

The hardest part had not been watching sweet Delilah’s grave, protecting it from resurrection men while she Changed. Nor was it chasing off those idiot men who fought like boys over simple infatuation. No. For Viviana Broodwell, the hardest part was keeping a straight face while the clergyman had spewed lies over Delilah’s grave.

A mist drifted in, making ghosts in the moonlight. The only sounds were the distant noises of night creatures and the steady scrape of resurrection men plying their trade at a less-tended gravesite.

It was going to be soon.

An owl shrieked as Delilah’s pallid hand burst free of the loose loam of her grave. Viviana helped her up and out, embracing her love anew. “Welcome back, Miss Moreau.”

“I am very glad to be back, Miss Broodwell,” Delilah grinned. Her teeth were sharp and her skin was marble given life. Her lips were permanently stained the colour of blood. Just like Viviana.

“Are you hungry, my darling?”

Starving*!”

“There’s some grave robbers, just over the rise. I’ll show you how to hunt.”

Fangs gleaming in the moonlight, they vanished into the evening mists towards the first of so very many pleasant dinners together. Their afterlives had just begun.

Challenge #00791-B060: One Fine Afternoon Constitutional

Image prompt!
The story of two birds, Numidids optional.

[AN: Image shows two long-necked birds(possibly egrets) facing each other on opposite sides of what looks to be a canal. One bird is white, the other is grey. I also have no idea why the image won’t get quoted any more. Another stuff-up from staff?]

This is Earth. It now prides itself on the strange, the bizarre, and the unusual. Its citizens, for a modest fee, will gleefully exhibit some

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Challenge #00788-90 - B057-59: The Human Answer

“What the Heck are they doing?”
“They’re having Fun.”
This is a line from a Very old Movie called The Boatnicks„ See what you can do with it, not necessarily to do with boats, could be anything us humans think of as fun.
2. .  Jam, treacle, puffed rice. Who would have thought it could be used as a weapon.
3. “Once you open a can of worms, it takes two cans to get them back.” have fun.
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internutter: InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS...

internutter:

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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So very sorry

Internet won’t be fixed before tomorrow :(

I might have been able to do a story on borrowed data if someone hadn’t sent me a triple prompt. I’ll try to do yesterday’s and tomorrow’s prompts… Tomorrow.

All well-wishes for my wrists are greatly appreciated.

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down-sizing: Let's remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an...

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

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Working with reallyautomaticphantom on some new covers for my short stories. Now up for re-marketing: Good Boy [Click the link to buy it...

Working with reallyautomaticphantom on some new covers for my short stories. Now up for re-marketing: Good Boy [Click the link to buy it now!]

He poses them in Second Life and I twiddle with the results.

There’s no text yet as I twiddle about with fonts and nonsense as the final step.

For comparison, I have: 

  1. The Second-Life shot
  2. My Photoshop stylings of same
  3. the original cover in Pure ShittyVision

What do you think?

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micdotcom: Brilliant Indian comic book turns rape victim into a kick-ass super hero India's rape crisis has a new female face, but it's...

micdotcom:

Brilliant Indian comic book turns rape victim into a kick-ass super hero 

India’s rape crisis has a new female face, but it’s not what you think. 

A new comic book, Priya’s Shakti, is making waves in India for its unconventional heroine: a rape victim-turned-superhero who fights gendered violence with the help of the Hindu goddess Parvati. 

According to the comic’s website, the storyline focuses on Priya, a mortal woman who experienced a brutal rape and ensuing social

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Still in South Park

Kurt and Todd, still in South Park. The “184th” line has pretty much become their soundtrack. Todd is rolling with the weirdness, but Kurt is nearing a breakdown (shot at by Jimbo and Ned, witnessing Kenny die multiple times, constantly stalked by geneticist Dr, Mephisto). They’re walking down the street discussing this, when they see Jesus and Satan at a cafe having coffee. Cue freak-out.

(#00787 - B056)

“…so hungry…”

“Yo, hungry’s your default

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 11 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 11 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

Read more »