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Challenge #00902-B171: In a Shared Domicile on Amity...

Random number prompt - use a random number generator and redo a prompt from the first year of instants - do NOT read the first story before writing the new one.

[AN: The random number was 133: Anywhere in the story: “The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach.” (I hope altering one word counts)]

There was an important lesson in here, somewhere. Living with Deathworlders taught them well. Continuing to remain alive around Deathworlders taught them fast.

It was the oddest thing. Humans would sleep soundly with K’kerik in the domicile, making small domestic noises and generally behaving as if all was normal. But the instant she consciously registered that there were sleeping predators in the vicinity, and acted accordingly… the humans would startle awake and zero in on her presence in seconds.

They could always detect her when she made an effort to move silently. And when she made no effort to disguise her footfalls, the humans startled and worried when they nearly stood on her.

In the end, she talked it over with her human friend Lu.

“Oh, that,” said the human. “Yeah. The element of surprise doesn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach. We evolved on a planet with some really stealthy predators. Being able to detect something being quiet is something of a survival instinct.”

“I must be utterly quiet or make significant noise to be detected?“

“That’s the bunny,” said Lu.

“You humans are very strange.”

“Thank you.”

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for the fic request/suggestion/thing: modern AU discworld? maybe? :D

seiya234:

“Where shall we three meet again?” a young, slightly uncertain voice asked.

“Not here, this coffee is piss,” a loud, gregarious voice answered, drawing the attention of everyone in the coffee shop to her.[1]

“Nanny!”

“What, it is!”

“Too full of itself also,” a third voice chimed in. “I asked for a small coffee and they told me I needed to ask for a ‘short’. What kind of nonsense is that?”

Magrat Garlick resisted, barely, the urge to put her

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Challenge #00901-B170: Strange Creatures

Alternate universe prompt: The X - Mares

[AN: Of course I instantly thought of MLP:FiM]

Things went very quickly bad when the entirety of Ponyville discovered that Fluttershy’s strange friend was stranger than they had believed possible.

His glowing eyes almost bugged out of his head. He smiled with sharp, sharp teeth. He vanished in a puff of sulphur. He didn’t have hooves. He had paws. And his tail… was more like a dragon’s than a pony’

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emmi-kat: officialsteampoweredgiraffe: Sam Luke is live streaming art for Engineer-eteers TODAY!At around 12pm PST, the man behind the...

emmi-kat:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Sam Luke is live streaming art for Engineer-eteers TODAY!

At around 12pm PST, the man behind the bronze robot Hatchworth will be live with his art in an exclusive Engineer-eteer stream! Chat with each other and with Sam himself as he creates something for you.

This is one of the many perks of being an Engineer-eteer, and you still have time to join if you’d like to see this and other awesome benefits! For as little as $2 a

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Help a single mother and baby out by reading short stories for free!

lifemattersjournal:

ladyjesterandbabydragon:

Hello! My name’s Molly (pen name Marie Bellamont) and I created Jester’s Athenaeum. It’s an ongoing collection of short stories that can be read either individually or as a series. Some are black comedy, some are just silly parody-like humor, all are surreal fantasy. I post them online so that they can be accessed for free, but accept donations from those who are willing and able to pay what they think the stories are worth.

Jester’s

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chaoswolf1982: the-rogue-0f-light: balfies: an-xfile: actuallybenwyatt:I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to...

chaoswolf1982:

the-rogue-0f-light:

balfies:

an-xfile:

actuallybenwyatt:

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

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Challenge #00900-B169: Mama Bear

Murphy’s law of Babies 2:  Toddler gone? It’s with the humans.

Nita almost didn’t notice the curious little Numidid until she nearly stepped on the poor child. She was big for a human, and this little scrap of pinfeathers barely cleared her boot.

“Whoops,” she said. “Hello, little peep. Where did you come from?”

Alas, the tiny child was still talking Scribble. Multilingual Scribble, but still Scribble. It varied between Numidid, Amity English, and Galstand. She sounded irritated, and

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I legit just jumped up and down, screaming, like I was a teenager again. (Non-denominational)Bless you, bunnybennett. You just made my day...

I legit just jumped up and down, screaming, like I was a teenager again.

(Non-denominational)Bless you, bunnybennett. You just made my day a billion times better.

Will be getting that last parcel sent as soon as my fortunes change for the better. Just in case you were wondering.

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phoenixfire-dragonblood:tinyowlplanet:Leelah Alcorn's blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don't stop spreading this....

phoenixfire-dragonblood:

tinyowlplanet:

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures


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here are some of her drawings

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this is her note


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Don’t let this die.

Not this.

Also don’t tag this it will become traceable and probably removed

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Bluh...

Gearing up to go to dead tree press is a task and a half, no lie. The time I’m not spending on my novel or the Instants master file is totally absorbed by finding peeps with a Voice to give copies of Amity to.

My best results have come from browsing wherever my interests go and finding candidates with podcasts. And then I offer to flick them a copy of Amity and hope for the best.

I believe the biblical quote

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Challenge #00899-B168: Rule of Innocence

Murphy’s law of Babies: When you look away for two seconds and your child has absconded, it will invariably be found in whatever situation would cause the quickest messy death or most political upheaval if an adult were in the same situation.

Luckily children can get away with anything by virtue of being children, and will not be immediately vaporised for hiding behind Graknor, Conqueror of Galaxies’ legs.

Sahra let her toddler go so she could tuck herself back in. Poor

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