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Challenge #00907-B176: SUO's - Small Useful Objects

A lot of us have a “kit” stuff we cart/tote everywhere, stuff we need. Mothers carry stuff to feed,amuse and cope with the Sprogs. Crafts people carry weird stuff(well I do). So what does a Joat carry? Or pick another character/profession and add kit.

Rael could tell a newbie JOAT. It was the way their limbs trembled
under the weight of the gear in their coats. And the gentle ‘ping’ of
stitching giving way under the stress. He decided to take mercy on this
kid.

“I have a clear bench and an Hour’s pro bono credit. I can help you.”

“I think…” grunt, “I might need it…”

He took the young saurian over to the aforementioned bench. “Let’s see what you have in there.”

It
was typical noob stuff. A hammer that was only a hammer. A separate folio of screwdrivers and spanners. A multitool that could stun a
pickpocket, and would prove useful only as a cosh, in the long run. Ze
actually had baggies of sorted nuts, bolts and screws for any occasion.

No wonder they were struggling under the weight.

“Did any JOATs teach you, before you began?” he asked.

“Uuuuuuuh,” said the kid. “I thought I could… um… wing it?”

“First
lesson: SUO’s. Small. Useful. Objects.” Habit made him line up the kid’s collection on one side of the bench before emptying his own
pockets. His collections of nuts, bolts and screws were sorted by width
only. His hammer concealed an array of ever-decreasing screwdrivers,
stored matryoska style.

The small roll of screwdrivers he did have were for tiny work.

There
was a stiff, flat card. A squashed roll of ductape. A set of hex keys. An array of paperclips, and the really efficient kind of multitool that
had been made by people who wanted to work with them.

“These are the essentials. Everything else gets added on a most-needed basis.”

“But… how can anyone work with that stuff?” winced the kid.

“It’s not about make well,” said Rael. “It’s about make do.”

They spent the rest of the hour discussing the Zen of JOAT.

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If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you're doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong

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liberiproject: Another Spine.I draw SPG so often because I like 'em.You can leave a complaint in the complaint-box but I don't check that...

liberiproject:

Another Spine.
I draw SPG so often because I like ‘em.
You can leave a complaint in the complaint-box but I don’t check that shit!
(⌐■_■)

Accessing Walter WiFi…

NumberOneSilver: I have located woodworm problem in Walter Manor
NumberOneSilver: Also, a floor needs repairs
ClockworkCopper: He’s fallen and he can’t get up lol
NumberOneSilver: Not helping, Rabbit.

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lizardlicks: sanders4prez: It's time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Court's decisions in Citizens...

lizardlicks:

sanders4prez:

It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United
The Supreme Court’s decisions in Citizens United and other cases opened the gates to a flood of billions of dollars that threatens to undermine our democracy.

What we need now is a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United.

Sign the Petition 

I’m buying all the ben and jerry’s now.

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6 Terrifying Versions Of Cute Animals

6 Terrifying Versions Of Cute Animals

amongthegentlymad:

damantru:

amongthegentlymad, look at #1! :3

"Full disclosure: The bird you're looking at is not an owl. It's a potoo, found throughout Central and South America. But it is nocturnal, it's carnivorous, it flies silently, and it relies on its eyesight to hunt. You know, like an owl. Where it starts to differentiate itself from an owl, however, is with a preposterously ginormous mouth that can open wide enough to shame a hippopotamus, and its

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Yo

weirdlet: Thanks much for volunteering. You should have a copy in your folders right now.

I’ll add you to my list of sacrifices readers.

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Dear Beta-readers...

Since nobody new volunteered - please let me know if you have not received your copy of Kung Fu Zombies.

If it is not in your inbox - check your spam, trash and junk folders. I tend to wind up in there for some reason.

This book is probably going to be my one chance at making an income so PLEASE HURRY with getting back to me. Even if it’s to tell me that you don’t have the time/effort/

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Challenge #00906-B175: Change of Afterlife-style

The Horned God is fed up with all these blood sacrifices. It is making such a mess in the nether realms and he has too many goat familiars now. The Horned God demands some claw maintenance and a horn buffing, and then he will listen to your petition. Puny mortal.

“Look,” said the manifestation of the Horned One, Devourer of Flesh, Imbiber of Blood, Craftsman of Nightmares. “Blood’s all well and good, but sometimes… a god craves a little something

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Peridot theory (Steven Universe)

marshybot:

Thought I’d contribute. After the last episode (Friend Ship), I noticed something kind of interesting about Peridot: She has absolutely no idea how her own gadgets work.

I mean look. Here she is being completely surprised that her stasis ability even works:

And here she is being shocked by the power of own arm cannon:

And even though we’ve seen her helicoptering around for a while, she still seems to be inexperienced with it:

Keep reading

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lowereastnowhere:Edward Scissorhands: a lovely story to explain that, adorable as they might be, goths are not well suited for a life in...

lowereastnowhere:

Edward Scissorhands: a lovely story to explain that, adorable as they might be, goths are not well suited for a life in captivity and best left in their natural environments.

If you encounter a goth in the wild, please, take a few pictures then leave in peace. It may not seem like it, but they really are much happier alone in their dilapidated mansion. Introducing them to the suburban household always ends in tears and angry mobs.

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DEAR 18+ YR OLDS IN THE USA

healingx:

healingx:

REGISTER TO VOTE
VOTE IN THE PRIMARYS
IF YOU WANT WOMENS RIGHTS
IF YOU WANT LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS
IF YOU WANT FREE COLLEGE TUITION
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE WEALTHY SHOULD PAY HIGHER TAXES THAN THE LOWER / MIDDLE CLASS IF YOU BELIEVE WE SHOULD CUT MILITARY SPENDING
VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS

VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS!!! I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

VOTE IN THE PRIMARYS !!!

hey guys i provided some links for you! 

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domziie:

goldenheartedrose:

forgottendance:

laurasneckbite:

theblacklittlemermaid:

adventuresofcesium:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

i-am-a-cloud:

So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.
I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!
Super cool.

they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! :D

fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that

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