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Indie writer seeks audience with an audience. Paying customers welcome. [pronouns: ze/hir] Daily free stories happen because it is an excellent counter to Writers' Block.

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Challenge #00921-B190: Heavenly Harmonies

http://thentheresthisspazz.tumblr.com/post/123284811011/mythological-creature-aus

Pick another one!

[AN: OK for future reference and my current incompetence, I’m using a checklist.

[ ] (In/Suc)cubus
[X] Siren
[X] Werewolf
[ ] Cursed animal
[ ] Dragon
[X] Frog
[ ] Vampire

thank you for your patience with me. Oyeah. And it’s not going to be Tailor Swift.]

“It’s all goooooooooooooooooooooooone to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust…” Amy leaned her head back to rinse out the lather. “The mall shop’s a derelict skeleton, the disco’s dead

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First cuppa coffee

I’m out of caramel topping so I put in an extra spoon of sugar and an extra half spoon of drinking chocolate.

So fuckin tired I got Mayhem to tie my shoes for me.

I should not be driving today… but I’m gonna have to.

Hey holy shit, I just noticed that David’s countdown web app has some parralax going on. Trippy. Fucking awesome.

It’s official. My filters are off.

FUN.

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emmi-kat: paelfire: bee-the-gatekeeper: mypencilandi: Vice Quadrant fan art, what the heck. My son's idea, expanded. His part: the...

emmi-kat:

paelfire:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

mypencilandi:

Vice Quadrant fan art, what the heck. My son’s idea, expanded. His part: the robots traveling through space in a giraffe spacecraft with GG driving. My part… I really liked The Last Starfighter as a kid (still do).

Rule 1: If Rabbit dares you to beat the high score on an old Starfighter video game while you’re stranded in a trailer park halfway to Dateland, say no.

Rule 2: Don’t leave the gunnery chair to

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Fuuuuuuuu...

My brain wouldn’t let me sleep, last night.

It’s 2:30 AM and I give the fuck up. I got so many irons in the fire today…

Getting my brats lined up and off to school. The instant story. The master file. The continuing work on a 50-page Amazon exclusive. Financial shit from an ongoing rats’ nest of red tape that surrounds trying to pay less money to live…

And a P&T thingy

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Real talk tho, there's going to be significant lag between when Vice Quadrant drops and when I get my copy in the mail.If I get my copy in...

Real talk tho, there’s going to be significant lag between when Vice Quadrant drops and when I get my copy in the mail.

If I get my copy in the mail. Because trans-pacific post is a can of arseholes and no mistake.

So I will be posting semi-jocular journals of my slow descent into madness.

Starting September 1, Australia time.

You’re welcome.

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davidmichaelbennett: Hey y'all, I made something!Want to add a countdown timer for the release of Steam Powered Giraffe's The Vice Quadrant...

davidmichaelbennett:

Hey y’all, I made something!

Want to add a countdown timer for the release of Steam Powered Giraffe’s The Vice Quadrant to your phone?

iPhone Users
1. Open the Safari web browser
2. Go to http://www.steampoweredgiraffe.com/vqcountdown
3. Tap the icon that looks like a square with an arrow pointing up out of it
4. Tap “Add to Home Screen”
5. Tap “Add”
6. Tap the icon on your home screen and enjoy the fullscreen version

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beauafrique: There's no excuse for them hair salon workers that refuse to do our hair simply because "there's not that much they can do",...

beauafrique:

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There’s no excuse for them hair salon workers that refuse to do our hair simply because “there’s not that much they can do”, Proof is here, look at it and dissect it! i suggest y'all start learning how to do a cornrow or two.

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knitnan

The ones after “yarn braids” [the image doesn’t want to load and I forgot. Soz] is what I was referencing when I said “Egyptian twists” in that story.

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Because writers deserve love too

serpentsshipmate:

We all know how it goes. Fanart can spread like wildfire while fanfiction or prompts can lurk in the shadows without much feedback or appreciation. But I believe both deserve the same amount of love, so I’m making this post to spread the word.
Some of you may not enjoy reading that much, and that’s perfectly ok! I don’t read that much myself. But when you DO read something, please reblog or leave a kind comment/constructive critique

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Challenge #00920-B189: Awkward Re-union

A weightier prompt than usual - MSA Lewis meeting his family again post-mansion. (If relevant, assume the long awkward conversations and explanations are done and the trio+dog are mystery buddies again.)

[AN: I have decided to name Mr and Mrs Pepper “Bel” and “Cayenne” for no real reason other than shits and giggles.]

Vivi awkwardly polished a cracked heart locket with her hands as Arthur drew all the curtains closed. “We… have some news…” Vivi began. She was tense.

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