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13. Where is Everyone?

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #13 - Where is Everyone?
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett and Steve Negrete

“GG: oh-hey-Qwerty; where did everyone go? The guys were suppose to come to my recital. I was gonna belch the entire score to Cats.

QWERTY: Wow, I can see why no one would come to that…”

Challenge #00933-B202: It's Just Physics

“Oh, so attempting to mind control the entire planet is fine, but steam engines, now THEY’RE too much…”

“Steam powered machines just wouldn’t work in space,” argued Ken. “It’s just physics. You wouldn’t need a fire, the water would just boil from lack of pressure. And don’t get me started on how the cabin pressure works.”

Kyle sighed. “It’s not supposed to be taken seriously.”

“Yes, but science that bad manages to filter into the heads

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12. Commander Cosmo

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #12 - Commander Cosmo
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett

“Flying saucers, sky sharks, the Starblood Beast™
all could not compare
Even the space pterodactyls didn’t stand a chance,
Commander Cosmo killed them all with his Sun Beam Stare™”

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How to Flag Images as Inappropriate on Google Images

rogue-of-time-out:

For those of you who are concerned that gross people might make a certain children’s show unsafe for kids.

Step 1: Search the name of a show or character and find a concerning image under safe search.

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Step 2: Find a concerning image and hit Send feedback.

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(I’m not actually gonna report this image. It just takes a lot of scrolling in this search to find a concerning image so good job there.)

Step 3: Describe and then Highlight

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Things They Don't Teach You in School

kushandwizdom:

mightymaple:

bytdwd:

nico-incognito:

tastelessfashion:

wanderinglezyogi:

bobbsayshi:

Lincoln believed white people were the superior race

“Lincoln initially recognized that slavery was a bad institution but one that was accepted and necessary for the South’s economy. In Bloomington, Illinois, he stated “that southern slaveholders were neither better, nor worse than we of the north, and that we of the north were no better than they. And we never ought to lose sight of this fact in discussing the subject.” Additionally, he appeared

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4mysquad: Ralkina Jones tells police at station: 'I don't want to die in your cell' - video In video released by Cleveland Heights...

4mysquad:

Ralkina Jones tells police at station: ‘I don’t want to die in your cell’ – video

In video released by Cleveland Heights police, Ralkina Jones tells an officer 

‘I don’t want to die in your cell’ 

about 15 hours before she is found dead at the station. Jones is seen in the bodycam footage, shot on 25 July, a day after her arrest, asking about her cell and telling police she needs to take medicine for various medical conditions. Jones

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sketchypandagames: underwaterlookingupatyou: sketchypandagames: Revised concept art for Sylvia, Doris, Peggy, and Betty. I've posted...

sketchypandagames:

underwaterlookingupatyou:

sketchypandagames:

Revised concept art for Sylvia, Doris, Peggy, and Betty. I’ve posted these separately, but never as a set. Peggy and Betty’s new 3D models have been finished, while Doris and Sylvia’s are still in process. Art by imagineamanda

I’m torn, I like Peggy better in a dress, but I like that there is someone rocking pants.

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw it, but we felt it was worth giving it a

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Challenge #00932-B201: We Are Magic

Person #1: C'mon!

Person #2: No.

Person #1: Aww. Please?

Person #2: No. There’s no such thing.

Person #1: But you’ll never know if you have magic powers until you try!

Person #2: sigh Fine. Abracada-[Words in a dead tongue, strange lights from nowhere and levitating off the floor]

What Debbie and Angela didn’t know, of course, was that it was all a trick. A light show, mostly. And her limited skills in telekinesis for the levitating objects.

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To All Writers of Everything Ever

peranora:

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

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Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

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You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

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You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

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If you drag your own music into

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11. Star Valley Nights

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #11 - Star Valley Nightss
Written by David Michael Bennett

“Walking down the street headed towards the annual circus 
I saw an elephant escape a tent and overturn a cannon
The cannon shot a clown several blocks away into a factory
and that factory was filled with fireworks and they all went off at once”

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