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Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #11 - Star Valley Nightss Written by David Michael Bennett
“Walking down the street headed towards the annual circus I saw an elephant escape a tent and overturn a cannon The cannon shot a clown several blocks away into a factory and that factory was filled with fireworks and they all went off at once”
I was hired on June 30th as an assistant to a nonprofit organization by the name of Crossing the Narrow Bridge. I was given the task of writing the content for their website as well as creating the website.
About a week into the project, my boss, the owner of the company, Monti Blumberg, begins asking me for sexual favors and revealing photos through text messages. He coerced me into believing I would lose my job if I spoke up,
Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #10 - Daughter of Space Written by David Michael Bennett
“Her laser hair cut through beams of steel Her claws of energy cracked my canopy The sonic voice smashed my deflectors into pieces The cabin depressurized, I hit my escape releases”
In the name of it’s late and eventually we both want to sleep, I agree to that deal.
“You ever really think about cats?” asked Sam. “You know. Really
think about cats? Like they’re a solid animal, but they act like a
fluid and they can expand to fill the space they want to take up…. And
the super-fluffy ones always shock you when they’re wet because they’re
all like those hairless skeleton things underneath all that
Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #9 -
Sky Sharks (Featuring Professor Elemental)
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett and Professor Elemental
“Now they’re eating all our fried fish And all the seafood that no one will miss Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce”
That’s right y'all…we did a collaborative song with Professor Elemental!
Woman Publicly Sodomized in Gas Station Parking Lot by Cops Because they ‘Smelled Weed’
Charnesia Corley was on her way to the store to get medicine for her sick mother last June when she was detained by police for allegedly running a stop sign. Within minutes, this routine traffic stop turned into a waking nightmare.
The deputy who pulled Corley over asked her to step out of the vehicle after “smelling what he believed to be marijuana.”
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. — IBM maintenance manual, 1925
Taking things apart is easy. Putting them back again, not so much.
So
far, Rael had had lots of practice with the former. He’d found he’d
attempted reassembly in the wrong order. Five times.
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