Wednesday, Day 0, Wordpress

Plague news: Two new cases, one of each. There's twenty-eight total active cases, nineteen in hospital and one in the ICU.

Chaos has gone through having the Lurgi. Mayhem has doubtless also recovered. Which means I get to be a big baby and curl up for a majority of the day.

Chicken soup and Shandy are my orders of the day. Five seconds after I post my Wordpress nonsense, belike.

I am being gentle with myself. If I make it to 500 words, then hooray. If not then it doesn't matter.

In the news:

  • Norm McDonald has passed on at 61
  • New iPhone
  • Qld has a law that breaches human rights. Calling it now, it's about the plague restrictions and not about racism. [checks] Huh. It's about the age of responsibility
  • A bunch of idiots in the Northern Territory nearly drowned themselves on a sandbar because drunken end-of-lockdown party
  • PLN to re-name New Zealand
  • Mum who had to watch her baby die tormented by her family. Stay classy, those rellos
  • Elliot Page rocks a black suit at the Met Gala
  • Internet stunned and grossed out by the swim bladder of a porcupinefish

Enough of this nonsense. On with my regular nonsense.