I'm seeing the dentist later on this morrow, so I'm certain to be lightly toasted before sunset. Gonna remember to brush my teeth more often, I swear.
Not in my favour that I swear that regularly, and keep breaking that vow through pure absent-mindedness. I have more delightful things to do than smear my mouth with mint.
At least I don't have a lot of plaque...
I finished the smol tale in which I made myself cry. Watch for it on my Patreon.
Muppet's been claiming victory a la "the South Will Rise Again"... with about the same amount of actual success and maybe twice the volume of racism.
A peek at the headlines:
- Influencer found naked and dead by a roadside with no visible injuries, very suspicious
- Child spots misworded math question and her response won an Internet Prize [Which is -FYI- going viral]
- UN calls out record hot temperatures in Western Sydney as clear sign of climate change
- China claims the plague entered their country via Australian steak in a classic example of gaslighting
- India now host to "mystery virus" that might be plague 2.0 or might be something new. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, and burning eyes
- Kid wants Santa to deliver some time off for his dad - a UPS worker
- Literally mouldy house sells for over a million dollars. Hello, new housing bubble
- Claims that "Havana Syndrome" was caused by China's new microwave gun
- They're still predicting massive floods despite the scorcher in progress
- Jail time for wage theft proposed. This will ruin
rich people's yacht moneythe economy, say experts - AusPost in trouble yet again as someone stuck "We're smoking meth" on their news updates
- US death toll thanks to plague getting even worse over winter. Holiday travel directly to blame
I think that's it for me looking at the news this week.