Plague news: 4 259 new cases, 4 249 local, 10 imports. There's 20 239 total active cases, 180 are in the hospital and 10 of those are in the ICU.
Vax news: [It's in a spreadsheet. Gimmie a mo]
- 42.7 Million doses administered nationally, total
- 29.7K increase in national doses
- 8.2 Million doses administered in Queensland, total
- 4K increase in Queensland
- I am mathematically incapable of sorting out anything else from this, pls bring back the infographic, National Health...
Lappy News!
I have unpacked, plugged in, and opened my formerly liquid-logged lappy and the verdict is...
[drumroll]
Dead laptop.
There is a very VERY faint hope that it might reanimate once on a power supply, but it's a long shot.
Sic transit gloria mundi. Sigh.
On other news, I have Patreon stuff to post [not a lot though] a dungeon to build, a WorldAnvil to unriddle, and even more nonsense to have some fun with. Huzzah.
And now the news:
- Randy Andy's accuser had a deal with pedo-marketer Epstein and that might be bad
- Rumours that Betty White died of the plague booster have been greatly fabricated
- Want to find where the rapid tests are? There's an app for that
- 3YO has been missing for five days and everyone is concerned
- Another fuckup has lost hundreds of plague tests
- Keanu donated his Matrix salary
- Newborn abandoned in Alaska winter because of food insecurity in the parent family
- Coconut crab attacks golfers
- Warning that there could be a repeat of last year's Jan 6
- Man loses $2 Million in Crypto scam
- Scientists find a way to unwrap mummies without actually unwrapping them
Enough of reality. Onwards to fiction.