Spgcreate

A 59-post collection

BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

Yeah. This happened.

And it’s continuing to happen. At warp nine.

I think it’s mostly happening because the lead character in my current ‘pro’ WIP is such a little un-relatable shit that I have to vent somewhere else.

And I’m so in love with writing Bitzer that even the RP’s I have going are not enough.

Act now and catch the typos and errors before I can fix them!

The Spine's ex-Hats

According to Jennifer’s Beret, the Spine once owned many hats. It is rumored that behind closed doors, these hats fought over who got to wear him because he made them all look good. Now, only Fedora remains.

(So is that the right idea?)

[AN: Yes it is]

(#00652 - A287)

There used to be a Hall of Hats, just like there is a Hall of Faces in Walter Manor. It isn’t there, any more. It got re-absorbed owing to it’

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With the Aesthetic changes the band has gone through, how do you see SPG looking in 5 years time? 10 years?

sigmacavalcadium:

davidmichaelbennett:

davidmichaelbennett:

We’re probably just going to wear giant solid color foam three dimensional shapes on stage. I’ll be a green pyramid, Hatchworth will be an orange sphere, and Rabbit will be a blue dodecahedron.

People will question our aesthetic choices…and we will simply flip them the bird under our giant solid color foam three dimensional shape costumes.

Art prompt?

image

Here’s my quick MS Paint interpretation. Someone else’s turn now :P

So this is what that

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Steam Quest [SPRPG] (unfinished) [ACTUAL]

Steam Quest [SPRPG] (unfinished) [ACTUAL]

This is me:

::derp derp derp:: I haven’t written that much. I’ll write a bit more and then post it.
[Writes a paragraph or two. Puts down]
[Comes back] ::derp derp derp:: I haven’t written that much. I’ll write a bit more and then post it.
[Repeat for quite a while]

One novella later:

::derp derp derp:: Hm. Actually, I’ve written a

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #30:

lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #29:

made into paper doll chain by Hatchworth

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear diary,

I’m slowly running out of money, and my paycheck can’t handle paying for so many hats while still supporting the rest of my lifestyle. As a result, I had to try making a fedora out of what materials I had around the manor.

I ended up creating a fedora out of paper.

Read

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #27:

rabbit decided today would be a good day to play “Detective” and concluded my hat was the murder,this caused my hat to get quite the excectuion

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #26:

Fell asleep on the job and woke up to find it missing

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I don’t think I got enough sleep last night, to be perfectly honest. I don’t know why, maybe I couldn’t get comfortable or maybe I was having trouble breathing right from the smoke that I dealt with yesterday evening.

Either way, my being so drowsy during the

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #23:

Turned into a bird’s nest

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

Today Peter V decided he’d hire an actual gardener to come in, after receiving a sternly worded complaint from Walter Guy Gary about being a scientist and not a gardener. I, however, was still instructed to be outside with the gardeners so that they knew how the garden was supposed to be set up.

Once

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