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A 47-post collection

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face with the most dangerous life form in the known universe, and desperately trying to forge peace with the horrible creatures twice her size and four times her weight! They call themselves… HUMANS! [We’re mostly harmless, we swear.]

Yours for a measly $2.99 at SMASHWORDS!

Not one, but two annual anthologies filled to the brim with off-the-cuff flash fiction inspired by readers just like you!Find the stories...

Not one, but two annual anthologies filled to the brim with off-the-cuff flash fiction inspired by readers just like you!

Find the stories you want without having to plough through the entirety of my blog! Ease of use means that you can skip the stories you don’t like, or read them in any order!

Now for the convenient price of anything you want to pay!

Get your copy of One Year of Instants here! Or, if you already have it,

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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You can now buy the complete trilogy at Smashwords!Read the thrilling adventures of Sahra Johnston and her fight to free her people from the...

You can now buy the complete trilogy at Smashwords!

Read the thrilling adventures of Sahra Johnston and her fight to free her people from the ruthless forces of the Tu'att!

How much would you expect to pay for a trilogy of this order? Well, because we managed to slash the overheads involved in things like a physical store as well as the cost of paper, you can own this entire trilogy for less than SIX DOLLARS!

Isn’t that amazing? Isn&

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These three FREE titles available on Smashwords! Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see...

These three FREE titles available on Smashwords!

Dubious about the quality of my works? Why not download these FREE stories so you can see what you’re in for. These self-contained shorts are released each Halloween, so check by regularly to see what else has come from this author’s warped and twisted mind.

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It’s official! I have been taking your prompts and turning them into inspirations for short stories for TWO YEARS. And, because they...

It’s official! I have been taking your prompts and turning them into inspirations for short stories for TWO YEARS.

And, because they contain fanfic, I can’t legally charge you for them, so they’re available as pay-what-you-want anthologies!

That’s right! YOU decide what a year of my work is worth. And in this case, what each year of my life is worth.

One Year of Instants

One Leap Year of Instants

Please buy generously.

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Uuuuggghhh...

For some reason, I can’t post my usual cover-art-and-blurb attempts to sell my books to folks, today. And trust me, I have been trying all day.

BUT I did go on twitter to remind my followers that (a) I exist and (b) I write things. That counts… right?

Please go to my Smashwords Profile and buy generously.

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T'reka stood, arms akimbo and wing-feathers out, as the supervising technician made certain all of her straps were on correctly and...

T'reka stood, arms akimbo and wing-feathers out, as the supervising technician made certain all of her straps were on correctly and snugly.

“Remember, DO NOT FLAP,” the technician reminded her above the engine noise of the Flight Machine. “This pack has its own glider-wings, and any flapping on your part will disrupt the steering mechanisms and put you in the ocean!”

“Understood!” T'reka chirped.

“We’re going to drop you in five.”

Four.

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Actual free titles from C. M. Weller! You - yes you - can get these lovingly hand-crafted stories for absolutely nothing! You can just walk...

Actual free titles from C. M. Weller!

You - yes you - can get these lovingly hand-crafted stories for absolutely nothing! You can just walk away with all of these titles in your personal e-reader.

You can get:

ABSOLUTELY FREE!

These are all short stories so they need not take up your time. And since they’re e-books, you can read them anywhere that you can carry your e-reader of choice!

[And

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Throughout 2013, author C. M. Weller wrote a story a day, every day, based on challenges submitted via Tumblr users across the globe. Three...

Throughout 2013, author C. M. Weller wrote a story a day, every day, based on challenges submitted via Tumblr users across the globe.

Three hundred and sixty-five hand-crafted stories from that year are collected here for your convenience.

No scrolling necessary! No need to plough through Tumblr archives! No need to google that thing, just open up your copy of One Year of Instants and look it up or read it again!

And what’s the price? You’d normally

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The entire trilogy available now at Smashwords. How much would you expect to pay for a complete trilogy at a brick-and-mortar bookstore?...

The entire trilogy available now at Smashwords.

How much would you expect to pay for a complete trilogy at a brick-and-mortar bookstore? I’ve seen trilogies selling for anywhere between $30 and $100, depending on the fame of the author.

Well, for this trilogy you don’t have to pay $30. You don’t even have to pay as much as $10.

You get three books made of lovingly-handcrafted electrons for the less than $6!

Less than six dollars!

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Now complete at Smashwords and all other good e-retailers! The entire Hevun’s Child trilogy! You would pay less for all three of these...

Now complete at Smashwords and all other good e-retailers!

The entire Hevun’s Child trilogy!

You would pay less for all three of these books than you would for one book in a regular, brick-and-mortar bookstore! Why would anyone want to miss out on a deal like this?

Tell the author you bought the whole series and get some really pathetic and enthusiastic gratitude!

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