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Challenge #00067: Exploitation

In the middle of a celebration,

With a new species,

While history repeats itself.

It had taken far too much work to get this far. Not the least of which was buying the right politicians so that the Storyland project could go ahead.

Genetic engineering had that kind of effect on people. Old stories like Frankenstein never truly go away. They just mutate in the subconscious and return in a new guise.

The Elves had been a hit. But then, they were hardly that different from the original human stock. Longer-lived, tongue-clottingly beautiful, tall and whippy. The trademark elf. The Fauns, having goat-like bottom halves, and small horns on their heads raised some ire amongst the fundamentalists, but that was expected. It didn’t matter that biblical descriptions of the devil differed vastly to the Fauns. Those sorts never did their homework anyway.

The cause for the party was that their first Centaurs were walking. The pinnacle of achievement for Mythos. If they could make a Centaur, they could make anything.

These Centaurs, the first batch, were going to be the work-horses of the planned theme park. Storyland. Their horse portions were Clydesdale, and they would be pulling hay rides and running the farms necessary to feed such things as, say, Clydesdale Centaurs.

Mythos had great plans for Storyland. A self-sufficient theme park. Everything on the property would be grown or made there. Except some of the more… advanced rides. But the live entertainment… nobody else had the patents to do live entertainment like Mythos did.

The press were lapping it up. Elves and Fauns played music and danced for the cameras. Fairies, gengineered singing butterflies, added to the experience by flitting through the arena and chirping vaguely in time with the music.

Then Tracy, co-ordinator for the party, noticed that someone had let the baby Centaurs out of their petting enclosure. Security would not let anyone take them home. They were trademarked, copyrighted material. And insured for millions. Nobody should have let them out of her sight.

She pulled up a rentagoon and politely, discreetly, and most important - urgently ordered him to find out where the hell the Centaurs had gone and get them back.

Which was when a dippy hippy type informed her with a smile that the Centaurs had let themselves out to go to the toilet.

What?

Tracy thanked the old bat and found her boss. Urgently asking if he knew anything about Centaur potty training. He told her to ask the boffins. Three boffins later, Tracy found out that yes, the Centaurs were potty trained for the sake of both expediency and hygiene. Nobody wanted to clean up Centaur poop in the lab.

Someone would have to draft a memo about relative portions of animal parts versus paper training. But that wasn’t important.

“So who taught them to get out of their pen?” Tracy hissed.

The boffins conferred. “Um,” said the spokesboffin. “Nobody?”

Crap. There they were. And helping themselves to the buffet. Tracy, the three boffins in charge of training and behavior, and four rentagoons rounded them up and herded them towards their petting enclosure.

Too late. The eldest decided to protest. Loud and clear, so that the media could pick it up.

“But I wanna join the par-tyyyy!”

He sounded like any other kid who was tired of having to stay in his room.

And everyone heard it. All the way around the world.

Suddenly, Mythos wasn’t a bold venture-business gengineering the future. It was a rotten pack of gene-slavers. Suddenly, owning patented, gengineered critters was a bad thing. Especially intelligent, gengineered critters.

Suddenly, the Storyland project tanked.

Suddenly, she was her boss’ least favourite person, persona non grata and the human scapegoat all at once.

Tracy hadn’t even had time to put a spin on it. Or put her champagne down. She should have known. The same thing happened with the Enlisted Man project.

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Challenge #00066: Post meltdown

The conversation between Kelly and Duncan post meltdown due to Scott’s revenge.

“…fucking bitches…”

Kelly did some paperwork while he waited. This particular disturbance needed some analysis beyond, “This looks like Essel’s work.” No. Not Essel. Adrien, Sara Louise. She had things in her permanent record that escalated in complexity. This was the first time her MO had included co-conspiritors.

Co-conspirators Kelly noted, who had complained about Mr Matthews and had not

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Ooh, ooh, another one!

Show humanity’s reaction when they find out, after however long of xenopsychology study and then however long the knowledge takes to dissemminate to humans, that they are regarded as a species, insane. Both the “official” reaction, from the leaders of the species, and the unofficial reaction when the person on the street finds out.

(00065)

Earth’s reaction to the approaching fleet was predictable. The first parody images with popular, fictional, media space vessels were online within

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Got three for you today.

Two of them are fanfiction, though not for one of your usual fandoms, but something that …actually, you introduced me to back on the Nutboard.

First off, the non-fanfiction:

In-a: Space Station
With-a: First Contact delegation
While-a: Member of the alien delegation begins to get an inkling of how utterly insane Humans are, compared to the rest of the Galaxy

And the others:

How did Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan react to hearing some of the details of her new husband’s

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Challenge #00061: One Fine Day During the Festival of Live Performances

Include anywhere: cashews, a drill press, silly men and a whistle.

There were times, she swore, when the station was overrun with humans. Like this one. The Festival of Live Performances bought them out of the woodwork.

She’d already passed four living statues and an eight-foot bride on the way to work, and got a cashew bar off the bride for the Minutes she put into the hat. Ant'il would have to donate it to the food bank, later. She

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Challenge #00060: Nice Guy Becoming Good Guy

Clarity, confidence, the nice guy and when someone finally listens and learns.

It started with a T-shirt. It read, If you think the world is full of assholes, maybe you’re the asshole. He knew he wasn’t an asshole, so he called the guy in the shirt one as he passed the other way.

Then there were the billboards and adverts. It was for a men’s charm school, he figured. He didn’t need that noise.

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Challenge #00059: Nice Guy Syndrome

Anywhere in the story: “Fate, it seemed, had a sadistic cruel streak in regards to his love life.”

There had been Jodie. First love. Perfect tits. Perfect ass. Perfect smile. And a perfect already-boyfriend who was five times his size and really, really territorial. He paid for her in bruises and blood, and just when he thought he was going to get luckier than he ever believed, she set him up for a very public humiliation.

Jodie was also the

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Challenge #00058: Zen and the Art of Renovating

Begin with: “Citrus fruits, once rotten, never failed to induce a melancholy state of mind.”

Citrus fruits, once rotten, never failed to induce a melancholy state of mind. Shayde had just found one in the bottom of a surprise refrigerator that had been buried under a feral stand of alien vines that, once it had conquered the rear right corner of her garden space, had died.

There was also something moving in the clouded tupperware on the second shelf.

Shayde

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Challenge #00057: Unlikely Treasures

Chicken feathers, a glass eye and a grasshopper.

“The least you could do is pitch in,” grumped Hwell as he alternated between shovel and pick.

“The least I could do,” argued Axand'l, “is go meditate while you indulge yourself in this… adventure holiday.” He tisked at the thought of wasting time on frivolous things. “As it is, I am recording this for edutainment purposes.”

Hwell rolled his eyes as if to say, Saurians!

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Challenge #00056: Human is as Human Does

When blandness strikes! Also include an explosion of confetti.

Certain words are a portent of doom.

“I’m bored,” is definitely two of them. From Shayde, very much so.

“I told you to subscribe to the calendar of events,” said Rael.

“I did. It kept spammin’ me in weird languages.”

One of these days, she was going to learn not to tick checkboxes she didn’t understand. “I’ll help you

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Challenge #00055: Slow Progress

The fourth day of therapy for the man who’s ‘Appreciation’ for Julie was dashed by Shayde’s particular brand of intervention.

Day four. The human man known on his paperwork as John Smith still rocked himself in place. He still preferred a soft, gentle environment. He did not want any variety of toy that had eyes.

He had, however, finally stopped repeating, “They wanted to eat me.”

Orsiz'edand'l viewed this as a positive sign. Human

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Challenge #00054: Appreciation

The unfortunate incident at the art exhibit hosted by the woman and the helper dog.

Rael never saw the point of clothes that existed just to be seen in. Nevertheless, he pretty much *had* to wear his dressiest JOAT coat and neatest clothing for this. Shayde, on the other hand, took to Show like a duck to water.

He knew for a fact that she had spent most of the day in a salon getting her hair turned into the fabulously interesting

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Challenge #00054: Underground

Evoverse: Sara encounters the Morlocks.  Up to you what happens next, but I am genuinely curious *chinhands*

Cold. Wet. Hurt.

Okay. Alive. Alive is always good. Remember the three O’s. Objective, Orientation, Orders.

Objective. Um. Getting out of here would be nice.

Orientation. It’s dark. Way too dark. Wind-up lantern in right hip-pouch. Get it. Wind it up. Find out where one is. Find out the damage.

Ow. That was going to hurt when she warmed up.

Orders&

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Challenge #00053: Cry Me a River

The cacophony of circumstances that allows Storm to discover Scott Summers indeed crying over spilled milk.

Ororo woke when she heard the smash. Air currents in the mansion had not changed, so no-one had broken in. Yet someone was roaming about, all the same. She summoned a ball of lightning as an improvised lantern and set it safely above her head so she could see what was going on.

Professor, sound asleep. Logan was out on one of his roaming quests, so

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InA-WithA-WhileA

In a- alley!

With a- small dog!

While a- dark elf curses!

(#00052)

The right hand rule, Drixxt was certain, was leading him in circles. His native ability for navigating in the dark, being a Dark Elf, was failing him because this place, despite being allegedly on the surface had levels of darkness below and beyond[1] the levels of ‘stygian’. Drixxt suspected this was the sort of darkness you got before light had come by to make things all

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