Cm Weller

A 38-post collection

InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 3 OF 14!I'm broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:Cameo...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 3 OF 14!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  5. Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

  • Be following me
  • REBLOG THIS POST [Enter as often as you like, but your name will be taken down ONCE]

I’ll be running this for a couple of weeks so there’s plenty of chances to enter.

Each blog name will be written down on a post-it note and added to the contents of a currently empty jar. First, second and third prize will be drawn by an impartial party [very likely to be Beloved, Mayhem and Chaos] and then announcements will be made and negotiations entered into. Especially considering that I have never done vouchers on Smashwords before. I may have to gift them to you. We’ll see what happens.

If you want your cameo to be in the book I’m writing NEXT [aka: not Kung Fu Zombies] please state in your reblog whether you want that next book to be a Shayde OR a Rael story. This reblog will count to the votes that I’m taking on which book I’m writing after I finish with KFZ.

Those who don’t want their name to appear in the text of my book(s) will have the option to have my NEXT book dedicated to them, personally [sorry, but KFZ already has a dedication in mind].

Each of these posts will probably have the text edited so I can keep track.

For the record, I’m re-posting each of these competition posts on a daily basis.

So far, it’s two days in and I only have three entrants. I need more entrants or it’s going to be a very shallow prize pool!

Seriously, folks. I almost have 200 followers and hardly any of them are entering! I’m starting to think you don’t even want this prize pool :( What do I have to do to get y'all to participate?

Thank you all for following me. Though for some of you, I have no idea why you’re doing it. [Looking at you, sundry porn and shopfront blogs]

Still available at all good e-retailers everywhere! The Hevun’s Child Trilogy!Follow the adventures of Sahra Johnston as she struggles...

Still available at all good e-retailers everywhere! The Hevun’s Child Trilogy!

Follow the adventures of Sahra Johnston as she struggles against her captors for her people’s right to be free!

You can own this entire trilogy for less than $6US! Amazing!

Or, if you don’t like to pay for things, enter my competition for your chance to win it all for FREE [first book excluded because it’s already free. Huzzah]

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T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants...

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face

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Want to read that story I wrote ages ago about that girl who did the thing? Can’t remember the title? Can’t remember when I...

Want to read that story I wrote ages ago about that girl who did the thing? Can’t remember the title? Can’t remember when I wrote it?

Well you’re in luck. Now there’s not one, but two anthologies containing well in excess of three hundred and sixty-five stories each!

How much would you expect to pay for an entire year’s worth of writing? Well you don’t have to! You can pay

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 2 OF 14!I'm broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:Cameo...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 2 OF 14!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]
To Enter:

Be following me
REBLOG

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InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  • Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  • 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  • 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  • 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third Prize]
  • Love, hugs and @-mentions [runners-up]

To Enter:

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Dear Followers...

internutter:

I’m heading steadily towards the two-thirds mark of my current novel-in-progress: Kung Fu Zombies. That’s around 80K for those of you who are keeping track.

And it’s around this time that I generally start the gas stage of my next book.

Unfortunately for me, that entry is listed thus:

7.  More Amalgam (Adapting? Rael?)

So I’m holding a semi-informal poll. What would you like to see as the next Amalgam book? For your options we have:

  1. Shayde’
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Dear Followers...

I’m heading steadily towards the two-thirds mark of my current novel-in-progress: Kung Fu Zombies. That’s around 80K for those of you who are keeping track.

And it’s around this time that I generally start the gas stage of my next book.

Unfortunately for me, that entry is listed thus:

7.  More Amalgam (Adapting? Rael?)

So I’m holding a semi-informal poll. What would you like to see as the next Amalgam book? For your options

Read more »