Cm Weller

A 38-post collection

The Amity IncidentT'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity....

The Amity Incident

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she’s face-to-face with the most dangerous life form in the known universe, and desperately trying to forge peace with the horrible creatures twice her size and four times her weight! They call themselves… HUMANS! [We’re mostly harmless, we swear.]

Prize Draw Announcement

Third Prize Winner: geekhyena  - congratulations, you have won one book of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

Second Prize Winner: weirdlet  - congratulations, you have won three books of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

First Prize Winner: knitnan  - congratulations, you’ve won the grand prize of five free books and a cameo or dedication in a future work.

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 14 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN TOMORROW! THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY TO ENTER!ACT...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 14 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN TOMORROW! THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY TO ENTER!

ACT NOW!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free book of the Winner’s Choice [Third

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internutter: InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS...

internutter:

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 12 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

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Working with reallyautomaticphantom on some new covers for my short stories. Now up for re-marketing: Good Boy [Click the link to buy it...

Working with reallyautomaticphantom on some new covers for my short stories. Now up for re-marketing: Good Boy [Click the link to buy it now!]

He poses them in Second Life and I twiddle with the results.

There’s no text yet as I twiddle about with fonts and nonsense as the final step.

For comparison, I have: 

  1. The Second-Life shot
  2. My Photoshop stylings of same
  3. the original cover in Pure ShittyVision

What do you think?

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 11 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 11 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE FOUR DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 10 OF 14![Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my minty...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 10 OF 14!

[Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my minty style isn’t for everyone. Sorry about that]

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 9 OF 14![Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 9 OF 14!

[Yes, I lost a follower between now and yesterday. I guess my minty style isn’t for everyone. Sorry about that]

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE SIX DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 8 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have Over 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 8 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW!...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 7 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE EIGHT DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 5 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! YOU HAVE TEN DAYS LEFT TO ENTER! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the

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InterNutter's "Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers" Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR...

InterNutter’s “Holy F*ck I Almost Have 200 Followers” Give-away! DAY 4 OF 14!

ENTRANTS DRAWN ON DAY 15! I NOW HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS FOR A FAIR DRAW! ENTER NOW FOR YOUR CHANCE!

I’m broke as boulders so I can only afford to give away:

  1. Cameo Spot of the Winner’s Choice in my next book [First Prize]
  2. 5 free books of the Winner’s Choice [First Prize]
  3. 3 free books of the Winner’s Choice [Second Prize]
  4. 1 free

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