Today's the day I usually have a good old slob-off and a carb feast. Not this time. Tomorrow being heart-shaped chocolate day, and MeMum needing some technical assistance and a new phone. Involving the new phone. And sundry other errands in the process.
I'm doing my utmost to get a story done for you as soon as possible. The forces of distraction and procrastination are strong.
In the news:
- Rats abandoning the Muppet's sinking ship. Some Repugnicans are starting a "word of the law" party and others are turning on the orange canker
- 90's TV star has aged in 30 years. Shocking
- Victoria's lockdown on again
- Influencer sad that the plague cancelled her wedding
All right. Let's get on with getting on.