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Where do I go from here?

Wow.

That was a LOT of fanfic.

Now that I’ve submitted my entry for Understatement of the Year… I have two little things.

First, an apology.

I am very sorry I haven’t written any more. Please contain your screams of anguish.

Second, an announcement.

I am working on a novel where Sara gets her own universe. This has not stopped her from wanting to butt in on my other fandoms. I also have several other fics in progress including one inspired directly by this blog entry.

Now, since the one related to Dresden Codak requires their kind permission lest I get into trouble for ripping off their art… that last one may not see the light of day for quite some time. I have asked for kind permission, but nothing has come of it. Alas, alack.

Note, that I am in no way encouraging my fans [You loyal few] to spam the poor fellow on my behalf. I have asked thrice with no reply. That is, at least to my mind, an ungentle clue that my attentions are not wanted.

I am, however, encouraging you all to buy at least one of my short stories over at Smashwords, because I need an income, blobdamnit.

Third, yes, I am planning to write more Misfits, just as soon as I can figure out what the living eff I’m doing next. I remember having more, but that’s not the same thing as actually having it in my possession.

Insert generic appeal to fans who may actually have more here.

Because, you know, reconstructing a missing hunk of fic sucks arse.

That said, I’m pretty sure there’s some of you who would like to see more of any of my fics. I have lots. Not just in X-Men: Evolution. I have fics in Farscape, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Portal, and, of course, Doctor Who.

So send an ask if you have a specific title in mind, or even if you want to see something of a specific size in a particular fandom [drabble, short, novella, novel, epic, and OMG-are-you-still-writing-that?]. Keep in mind that the longer the fic is, the longer the queue gets.

So. Any requests?

Fanfic time: Misfits part 70

Continued from yesterday:

  Janine stared at the ceiling in her new flat. The late owner’s blood was still turning up in weird places, but, thanks to Sara and her somewhat grousome fascination with all things forensic, she knew exactly what to do about that.

  The landlord sure as hell didn’t give a shit.

  The bullet holes had been easy. Again, Sara knew where to pick up specific weights of plaster powder on the cheap.

  And then there was

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 69

Trigger warning: Contains bitches.

Continued from yesterday:

  “No, she’s not a patient, here,” said Sam, “she’s *with* a patient, here. Todd Tolenski? Only he’s probably still in the ER and hasn’t been registered, yet.”

  The receptionist took all this in, ignored it, and searched for the both of them on the computer. “I’m sorry, I can’t find either of those patients on our records. Are

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A social experiment for real men

WARNING: This social experiment is only for REAL MEN who are completely secure in their masculinity and are willing to go the distance and not wuss out at the first sign of trouble. If you, for any reason, feel you are not up to the challenge, then don’t come crying to me. I fucking warned you.

You will need:

  • Pins/stickers/a shirt that reads “I am participating in a social experiment. Please act normally”.

  • Some balloons.

  • Some

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 68

Continued from yesterday:

  The police were taking his statement and Todd answered while watching Manny’s hands being cuffed behind his back. The man’s eyes were manic and glistening and he looked like he was muttering to himself. He was smiling. That alone scared the living shit out of Todd. But it was over now, he told himself. He was safe. The cops had him. 

  Todd folded his arms across his chest and wished Sara was next to him.

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 67

Trigger warning: This episode contains depictions of domestic violence and some epic nastiness.

Continued from yesterday:

  Manny had left him alone for a few minutes then forced Todd to sit at the kitchen table. The cell phone was in plain view. Obviously, Manny thought it was a dangling temptation but he didn’t figure Kenny grew up in the tenements. Todd had, and he knew that if he grabbed it and tried to dial for help, he’d be dead

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An open letter to the Republicans planning on moving to Australia

Dear nongs idiots yobs wankers yanks (aw fuckit) Reppos:

We would welcome you to Australia. We’re a welcoming bunch [once we’ve figured out a suitably isolating slang for yaz, of course] we’ll even chuck another steak/prawn on the barbie for ya.

There’s just a few things you ought to know before you pack your bags.

1. You might have heard that the lady in charge of this country is an atheist. This is

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Bluh.

I am tired.

I am tired because my best beloved decided that the best of all possible times to play Halo with a younger sibling was 3A-fucking-M whilst I was in the next room trying to simultaneously recover from a throat-scarring lurgi and y'know - SLEEP.

But that’s not the important bit.

The important bit is that, in the throes of insomnia, I have come up with possibly the most offensive two-line joke in the history of two-line jokes.

And

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 66

Trigger warning: This episode contains a continuing abduction, and sundry nasty bits.

Continued from yesterday:

  Todd didn’t seem able to unfreeze himself, curled on his side in the trunk of Manny’s car. Even when he felt the undercarriage shake with the ignition turning, the panic only choked him further and clouded his brain. Think, yo, some small part of him was berating himself. Ain’t nobody can help you but yo own self, so fuckin’ do

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Six Key Issues for Intersex Health

Six Key Issues for Intersex Health

fuckyeahsexeducation:

astropoltergeist:

glbthealth2012:

From OII Australia:

Issue 1: An end to non-consensual infant genital surgery

  1. OII opposes all cosmetic (non-essential) surgery on infants without their full and informed participation in decision-making and their agreement.
  2. There is no solid evidence that infants are advantaged by genital surgery and absolutely no

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 65

Trigger warning: This episode contains a depiction of an abduction.

Continued from yesterday:

  Manny was livid. There were cops everywhere, he hadn’t felt this trapped since back in fucking jail - which he wasn’t going to again so help him God. If he left - which everything in his brain was suggesting he do *before* Kelly found out he’d been the one asking about Tolensky - he would never be able to get back in. Todd

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 64

Continued from yesterday:

  Todd was laughing along with the class soon enough as Sara described the sibling rivalry between Thane and Macbeth. The teacher eventually sobered the students by explaining the assignment for the weekend, and it was class reading on the new chapter until the bell rang. Joy. Another class. Next it was biology - Todd had that one without Sara. He wondered if he should skip it. Manny had showed up to every class he was enrolled in so far,

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 63

Continued from yesterday:

  Unfortunately for Todd, Sara was in Study Hall. Interesting. Today’s package included a handwritten puzzle from the good Professor[1]. She saved it for last, ticking her way through the printed work in record time.

  Aha. Just as she suspected. A trick question from a college-level math board. One the Big Kids were having trouble with, no doubt.

  Sara hummed to herself as she worked. This bit went there… this part cancelled out… if you

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