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bigbigtruck: bobbyfinger: [TW: assault] That guy in the cap and glasses beat up Mike Soret and Andrew Oppleman in front of Roppolo's Pizza...

bigbigtruck:

bobbyfinger:

[TW: assault] That guy in the cap and glasses beat up Mike Soret and Andrew Oppleman in front of Roppolo’s Pizza during Pride Week in Austin. Andrew was thrown to the ground. Mike lost eight teeth. They “believe they were attacked because of their sexual orientation.

Any of my Austin followers recognize that guy? If you do, let the APD know. Sure, it’s a long shot, but come on - how many slices of Roppolo’s flavorless, overpriced pizza did we eat during college? How many times did we all feel comfortable because a place was well-lit? Because we were in a crowd?

Oh Austin, you’re better than this.


I normally don’t do signal boosts but there’s video evidence and reliable source on this one and this walking turd needs to get the fuck out my city


Signal boosting because (a) I hate arseholes like this chucknuckle (b) I’m a human being and © ignorant bullies need to be stopped.

Fanfic time: Misfits part 32

Continued from yesterday:

  “Huh,” said Logan as the machine rose perfectly and with more than a hint of grace. “How ‘bout that…" 

  Todd grinned like a bastard. He could *do* something. He was *worth* something. 

  Wow. 

  He shouldn’t have said it, but he was feeling cocky. "Y'got anythin’ else, yo?" 

  "Garage,” said Logan, leading the way. 

  It was a long walk without many hints of daylight. “Hey, yo&

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 31

Continued from yesterday:

  Scott was slightly unnerved by the presence of Todd in the back seat, but he gritted his teeth and put up with it, much the same as Jean put up with the slight over-crowding of the car. It was over soon enough, with various passengers leaping, bamfing and phasing out as quickly as they could. 

  “Treefrog,” said Logan, by way of greeting. 

  “Where’s Sara? Is she okay? Does she need anyth–" 

  "

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 30

Continued from yesterday:

  Jean fell into her seat and buried her head in her arms. “Do me a favour,” she whimpered. “Kill me quickly and mercifully before that little Wiltshire bitch turns up again…" 

  "Bad day at the office?” said Kurt. 

  “What happened?” said Scott, radiating concern. 

  “Sara happened,” Jean wailed. “I have a hole in my sleep cycle that’s miles wide, a huge frigging project to complete,

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Things to be grateful for #5247985965490921… The fact that Xotxot came through with the brilliant cover on the right; so that you get...

Things to be grateful for #5247985965490921…

The fact that Xotxot came through with the brilliant cover on the right; so that you get to read a book with that cover, rather than the nasty thing on the left that I came up with.

First thing tomorrow morn, mytime, that cover is going to be in my Smashwords profile. Enjoy!

This is the shit I put together

This is the brilliance Xotxot made for me

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 29

Continued from yesterday:

  Rogue, after a pint of Ben and Jerry’s best concoctions, retreated to snatch a few more hours’ sleep while Sara finished putting the kitchen in order. She’d asked a few almost-rude questions, which Sara had answered with her usual skewed logic, leaving the Goth more confused than when she’d started. 

  And now it was only a few minutes until dawn. 

  Sara crept back to the room she shared with Jean, divesting herself

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Phew! (pantpantpant)

I managed to bodge up a cover for my upcoming free book [Out TOMORROW!] in fantastic Suck-O-Vision care of my pathetic art skills and equally pathetic Inkscape skills.

It all stems from the concept that there’s a point in my story where my antagonist is completely covered in… things… [Spoilers] Therefore, the view plate of their helmet would be all HUD.

All I had to do was design the farging HUD.

Pain. In. The Arse.

Not doing that

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 28

We are now at the halfway point. Yay.

Continued from yesterday:

  _Just give her a chance,_ Jean told herself. _She’s nice to everybody else, and it’s not my fault that her mother uses my name as a weapon. Just be nice and polite and try to get along._ 

  Sara was using her dresser as a study desk, having liberated one of those posture stool/chair thingies from somewhere and scratching some notes into a book. A book which

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 27

Continued from yesterday:

  There was a clearly delineated border between Sara’s space and Jean’s, even before the piles of Sara’s things had completely been moved in. That line was both clearly visible and sacrosanct to Sara. Even in the depths of yet *another* mood swing, she stayed on her side of the invisible line. 

  Todd held her close and brushed her hair, adding the occasional kiss to reassure her that at least *one* person valued her

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Progress report of a sort

Okay, so I finally got off my divot and transferred my soon-to-be-released free book into MSWord 7 ‘cause that’s the only editor that exists for the nice folks at Smashwords 9_9

Now I’m just waiting for @xotxot to get back to me about the cover.

I’m getting nervous. As I usually do when my success at a plan is entirely dependant on someone else. I’ve had plans of mine fail purely because

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 26

Continued from yesterday:

  Some things were easy. Underwear drawer, take out and tip wholesale into box. T-shirt drawers, remove and follow a similar plan. Four or five times. Squish, seal, stack. Onto the next box. Socks, nighties, dressing gown, towelling robe… and from her wardrobe, three long garment covers, where her work clothes - the only three dresses she used - usually rested. Lather, rinse, repeat. Her hidden workbooks - essential for her sanity and sorted by date - went under

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 25

Continued from yesterday:

  “Ah. Jean." 

  Jean Grey froze when she heard the Professor’s voice. She could sense that he wanted something from her - a useless intuition, given the tone of his voice - but his shields wouldn’t permit further prying. At times like this, she really missed the Norms. They rarely had any kind of shielding. She turned and put on her best smile. "Yes, Professor?" 

  "We need to have a talk

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 24

Continued from yesterday:

  Sara squeezed back, and chuckled softly. “It’s okay. If I disappoint, at least there won’t be unpleasant consequences.” It wouldn’t matter to strangers how remedial she was, so long as she had powers for them to focus on. But it *would* matter to her. 

  Todd seemed to pick up on this well enough. “Yo intelligent no matta *what* some piece o’ paper says. Dunno why people made those tests

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An announcement

Firstly, I would like to thank Neil Gaiman for the idea that wound its way into my head and did what ideas do best: mutate into near cthulu-esque proportions.

See, the kind and apparently flamingo-like Mr Gaiman came up with/publicised All Hallows Read, an event in which people who celebrate Halloween [and even those who choose not to] can give away a spooky book to friends, family or complete strangers.

So I wrote a completely new story. From go to whoa,

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