Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Whoa! Sorry, it usually doesn't do that...

Amusing/embarassing “misfires” of mutant powers in casual (or perhaps intimate?) moments.  Choices (pick any 3): Kurt, Kitty, Jean, Spike, Bobby.

(#00074)

Spyke.

“WAAAAAH-CHOOOOOO!”

{thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk…}

“Porcupine…”

Evan turned to look. “Oh. Whoops. Um. Sorry?”

Logan sighed, covered from the waist up in sharp protrusions of bone. “Keep outta public zones in future. Not everyone can survive this.”

Nightcrawler.

“So… you have an internal compass.”

“Ja.”

“And an innate sense of direction from getting the ‘feel’ of every place you go?” said Amanda.

“Ja.”

“So how the heck can we be lost in a freaking corn maze?”

“Thunderstorm?” Kurt pointed one of his fingers skywards. “It’s throwing me off.”

“Can you port us out of here before it starts raining? Please?”

“Er. You got the part about thunderstorms, ja?”

Amanda sighed. “Okay. We’re cheating. Head towards the Big Dipper.”

Shadowcat.

“Scary movie?”

Kitty screamed. “No it isn’t.”

“Liar,” said Rogue.

“Like, you can tell?”

The normally sullen goth smirked and pointed to the couch, and the fact that Kitty was hovering half a foot above it.

“Okay. So it’s, like, a scary movie.”

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 3

Continued from yesterday:

  ‘Are you out of your frikkin’ mind?’

  The expletive, coming out of the mouth of a six armed sorceress, would be perceived by many as somewhat unusual, especially when it was directed at a demonic-looking individual.

  Nightcrawler (as he was known, there were few people who knew his first name, and almost none who knew his second) merely smiled his trademark sardonic smile.

  'Mein liebling,’ he drawled, 'please don’t accuse me of that,

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Challenge #00073: Ch-ch-ch-changes...

End with: “The effort to change was, she found, equal or greater than the amount needed to suffer.”

“Will you waaaaaaalk… The lonesome vaaaaa-lleeeeeyy…” The protesters sang.

Val shouted, “Mu-tants OUT!” over and over while she waved her sign that read, “EVIL-UTION IS THE DEVIL!”

She, along with her fellow members of the church, were protesting a mutant treatment center. It didn’t matter to Val that they were helping kids

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I freaking called it: LIVE!

I freaking called it: LIVE!

I have mentioned in my stories a product I named Nutri Food™. This was/is a brand name for a chemically derived food product that had not even seen a crop.

Now I find out there’s a person who’s (a) created something astonishingly like it and (b) volunteered his own body to test the dang stuff.

He’s blogging about it, too. Though I don’t think he can get

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars, part 2

Which is actually the teal first part of the actual fiction. Heh.

::Chapter:_:Two: Premiere Episode (part 1)

  She was running for her life. Something people who weren’t born in New York did. People who were born in New York packed heat, or at least a taser. This woman didn’t have any of those. She just had fast feet.

  Something in the darkness above was following her, leaping from building to building like something out of a horror

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Unpublished fanficcy list part 2

More of the same!

Title - Universe

Be-Longing - DS9
Beastly Passions - DS9
Changeling’s Cradle - DS9
The Clay Caper - DS9
Emotional Crisis - DS9 crackfic
Elf (Cheap) Shot - DS9 sillyfic/parody
Fever - DS9
In The Dark of the Night - DS9 darkfic
If You’ll be True To Me - DS9
Lessons Learnt - DS9
Love and War - DS9
Love Sickness - DS9
No Child Born of Woman - DS9
The Obligatory Sappy

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Unpublished fanficcy list

As I mentioned earlier, I have over 100 fanfics squirrelled around the place.

This is all the titles of the ones that have not seen Tumblr yet, and their universes.

Mother - XME
A Singular Day - XME
And Thou Beside Me - XME
Bayville By Gaslight - XME
Blue Love - XME
Blessing-Curse - XME
Little Blob Lost - DS9
Blue Summers - XME
Broken Minds - X-Men Comicverse
Could Have Been - DS9
We Need a Dang Title (The Dragon

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Challenge #00072: Dingy, Dire, Depressing

Describe the first AA meeting Sara’s mother goes to.

[my wrists hate me :P]

It was in a basement that smelled heavily of dust. And mildew. Like all truly public spaces, it was painted in a shade of easily-cleanable cream that gained a patina in seconds, and quickly smelled of cabbage. Seating was by means of folding chairs in Bargain Blue that had no basis in comfort.

Older hats, Jacqui noted, bought their own pillows.

She sat on her chosen

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Fanfic Time: X-Wars part 1

This fic begins with an April Fools’ Gag. The actual story doesn’t start until tomorrow. Problem[trollface]?

Join the madness under the cut:

Disclaimer: Anything here is the product of our warped little minds. Marvel owns the characters, but that’s about it.

Archiving: Ask, and ye shall receive. Send a message to cat@internutter.org and you’re home and hosed ^_^

Author Roll Call: [As this is an interfic, we have the following lunatics to thank]

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an unquiet mind: A big post of relaxation stuff

an unquiet mind: A big post of relaxation stuff

harpalyce:

Stretches you can do at a computer

More stretches you can do (video)

Yoga stretches for anxiety

Basic Yoga sun salutation

Tips for Self-Massage

Self-Massage Guide

Qui Gong Self Massage

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Self-Care Guides

Many worksheets to help you - here are…

Reblogging for the people I know who need this. [You know who you are, now follow the link!] and for everyone I don’t know who needs this.

::hugs

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Challenge #00071: Eldritch

Use the sentence; ‘The darkness around her felt invaded, but that wasn’t new.’

Shayde slowed, listening to the pricking of her thumbs. The darkness around her felt invaded, but that was nothing new. It was a feeling usually reserved for shadow-jumping or travel Between.

But in the non-shadow world… it was something else.

Something wicked…

“I ken yer there. Out with it. What’re ye after?”

We seek… they whispered. Life.

“

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Fanfic Time: Non Compos Mentis, part 4

Continued from yesterday, concluding today:

  “We’re headed out, Professor.”

  “Just a minute, the five of you. There’s someone I’d like you to meet.”

  As a group, they trooped into the library, where a hooded figure waited in the shadows.

  Sara threw a vulcan salute. “Greetings.”

  “This is Kurt Wagner. He arrived late last night from Germany.”

  “Oooh… [How’s the weather over there, when you

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Dear Tumblr Mods:

When I click one of the “make a post” buttons, up top, can you please assume that the FIRST thing I want to see is the frelling post window? Wasting my bandwidth on the stuff that will be (a) in the background or (b) inevitably covered by my post-in-progress is the least of my priorities. Especially when I’m working on my queue.

Also, I would like the feature that remembers my post titles back. I do serial posts

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My email got hacked :(

Some spammers managed to hack my email and use it to apparently try to sell viagra to thousands of folks…

That 7000+ mailer demon messages was a symptom. While I was cleaning up thousands of return messages, my best beloved sought out the root of the problem and put a fix on it.

I apologize to everyone who may have got spam from apparently-me. I should have realized sooner that something was hinkey.

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catfishcafe:

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

sealosprite:

6xl-isabella-requa:

doublejoeseven:

yubishines:

najalater:

soufex:

chameleonlurks:

copperbadge:

yubishines:

copperbadge:

sirpangur:

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YEAH

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*waits for it*

[From Avengers #106, 1972.]

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“Aww, car…”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BEST.

“Aw, Satan.”

and it just keeps getting better and better :D

aaaaaaah

oh my god though somebody please

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[Avengers #5, 1963]

…OK!

(Edited previous reply with extra panels and credit.)

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Someone really should save skater boy over there.

It’s baaaaaaaack.

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Satan got his revenge.

iT GOT SO MUCH BETTER HELP

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I am no artist


New rule

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